The Pyro and The Engineer's Misadventures in Equestria

Three weeks later, on Ponyville's town hall...

"Hah! Conquering this defenseless town was a piece of cake, don't you think, Trixie?", Discord commented.

"Yes, specially with the help of Vagineer and Über Pyro.", answered Trixie.

"Grrrr.", Vagineer growled as he pointed towards the meat.

"Uh, you mean you want to eat the meat?", Discord asked. Vagineer answered by nodding. "Uhh, we told you like one hundred times that we would give you the meat next weekend!", he lied.

"Skeew tsal dias uoy tahw s'taht!", Vagineer answered.

"Uh, what did he said?", Discord asked to Trixie.

"Methinks he said that you told him that the last three weeks.", Trixie answered.

"I promise we will give it to you next, uh, weekend.", Discord answered to Vagineer. The latter simply grunted as a response and walked away.

"Hey, why are you avoiding to give him the meat?", Trixie asked. She was pushed into a dark room by Discord. She used her magic to lit up the room.

"Don't you know? We only transformed him into Vagineer because we're making him hungry. We then get to keep him in that form by getting him hungrier and hungrier while not feeding him. Each time he gets hungrier, he gets stronger. However, if he kills his hunger, he transforms back into his normal self! That's why we need to avoid him from eating.", he quietly said.

"But we still got Über Pyro on our side.", she replied.

"Yes, I know this. But the Poison Joke's effect is limited. In Pyro's case, his huge form will end next week.", he answered.

"Get another Poison Joke, then?", she persisted.

"Have you forgotten that Poison Joke gives random effects? We were lucky that this one transformed him into his huge-brainwashed state. Who knows, the next Poison Joke might give him Godlike powers, and he might finish us in a split second!", he replied.

"Okay, okay, I got it. I'll try to keep Vagineer away from the meat, ok?", she offered.

"Ok, good."

Meanwhile, under the Ponyville town hall that most likely didn't existed three weeks ago(lol im so witty and skilled and look at me)...

Ponyville Town Hall's underground sections were a new implementation to the building(bet u didnt new dat lolololo). It was made of dull gray cement bricks with an even more dull gray paint. On top of all, there were many jail cells scattered around it. Although there were 9 cells, only 1 had prisoners in. The prisoners were the six Elements of Harmony.

"Wow, this is sooooo boring...", Dash commented as she made her 12.930th lap around the cell.

"Dash, could ya stop flyin' 'round the cell? It's makin' me dizzy.", scolded Applejack.

"Your problem. Why are you even looking at me?", replied Dash.

"How can we even not see ya?", Applejack said.

"By closing your eyes and sleeping!", Dash answered.

"We cannot sleep with the loud sound you're making, Rainbow Crash.", Rarity said.

"What did you called me?", Dash said as she went face-to-face with Rarity.

"Rainbow CRASH.", replied Applejack.

"Nopony calls me Rainbow Crash. NOPONY!", Dash yelled.

"Yeah! I thought that this was just a silly nickname for that three pegasi on Cloudsdale, but I see that you two decided to become the bullies now.", Twilight interjected.

"Calling names is not fun!", Pinkie commented, with her mane flat.

"And what are you gonna do, Spitty Pie?", replied Rarity.

"Um, girls?", quietly said Fluttershy. The five kept arguing. "Girls?", she once again tried. The five didn't even seemed to notice her. She looked around, and found what was happening. Chips of unharmony were placed on the six ponies. However, Fluttershy's Kindness element was too strong for the chip to 'unharmonize' her. She yanked the chip out of her head. "Uh, girls, there's unharmony chips strapped on you all! Take it off!", she once again tried, but they ignored her yet again. She had no choice other than take it by force. She quickly leaped on top of Twilight.

"Hey! What are you doing?", Twilight screamed as she found herself being tackled by the yellow pegasus. She quickly yanked out the chip, making Twilight regain her senses.

"Huh, wha- Fluttershy, what are you doing on top of me?", she asked. However, before Fluttershy could answer, Rarity broke in.

"She's tackling you because of course she thinks there's a valid reason to call Dash 'Rainbow Crash'! Way to go, Fluttershy!", she said.

"Huh? What in Equestria are you talking about?", Twilight asked.

"Oh! Twilight, Discord has placed unharmony chips on all of us. I had to take it out of you in order for you to regain your senses.", Fluttershy explained.

"What ya mean? Of course there's no 'unharmony' chips on us!", Applejack said, shortly before making her infamous 'I lied' face(You know what I mean if you watched "The Return of Harmony - Part 1" and "A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2").

"You know what she is talking about.", Twilight answered as she used her magic to take out the chips from the four ponies.

"Huh, wha? Hey, where are we?", Dash asked.

"You see, when Discord and Trixie transformed Engineer into Vagineer and Pyro into Über Pyro, they locked us into those cells. How they got the unharmony chips I don't know.", Fluttershy explained.

"Well, that makes sense. But how are we even going to find the key to unlock the cell?", Rarity asked.

"Well, I guess it's the time to use my new spell.", Twilight answered.

"How that spell will help us?", Dash asked.

"Well, it allows us to hear things that are normally not possible for us to listen. I'm going to use it with Trixie and Discord to see if they hint where the key is.", Twilight explained. She readied the spell, causing her horn to glow in the usual purple color. After enough focusing, the six could hear Discord's, Trixie's and Vagineer's voices.

"Hah! Conquering this defenseless town was a piece of cake, don't you think, Trixie?", Discord commented.

"Yes, specially with the help of Vagineer and Über Pyro.", answered Trixie.

"Grrrr.", Vagineer growled.

"Uh, you mean you want to eat the meat?", Discord asked. "Uhh, we told you like one hundred times that we would give you the meat next weekend!", he lied.

"Skeew tsal dias uoy tahw s'taht!", Vagineer answered.

"Uh, what did he said?", Discord asked to Trixie.

"Methinks he said that you told him that the last three weeks.", Trixie answered.

"I promise we will give it to you next, uh, weekend.", Discord answered to Vagineer. The latter simply grunted as a response.

"Well, no key locations, Twilight. Your spell didn't helped us.", Dash commented.

"Shhh! They're saying more!", Twilight replied.

"Hey, why are you avoiding to give him the meat?", Trixie asked. The sound of shoving was heard, followed by the sound of magic being executed.

"Don't you know? We only transformed him into Vagineer because we're making him hungry. We then get to keep him in that form by getting him hungrier and hungrier while not feeding him. Each time he gets hungrier, he gets stronger. However, if he kills his hunger, he transforms back into his normal self! That's why we need to avoid him from eating.", he quietly said.

"But we still got Über Pyro on our side.", she replied.

"Yes, I know this. But the Poison Joke's effect is limited. In Pyro's case, his huge form will end next week.", he answered.

"Get another Poison Joke, then?", she persisted.

"Have you forgotten that Poison Joke gives random effects? We were lucky that this one transformed him into his huge-brainwashed state. Who knows, the next Poison Joke might give him Godlike powers, and he might finish us in a split second!", he replied.

"Okay, okay, I got it. I'll try to keep Vagineer away from the meat, ok?", she offered.

"Ok, good.", Discord answered.

"Well, the spell helped us to find how to stop Vagineer and a secret about Über Pyro, but still doesn't helps us to find the key.", Rarity commented.

"Oh! Oh! I found it! Its within this toilet!", Pinkie said.

"Why in tarnation would they hide a key in a toilet?", Applejack asked.

"Well, probably because they thought that we wouldn't find it there. But Pinkie's randomness managed to discover it's hidden location.", Twilight answered as she levitated the goo-covered key towards the lock. She undid it, allowing the six to escape. "Now c'mon, we have a monster to de-transform!", she continued as she and the other five rushed upstairs.

Upstairs...

"Alright, Vagineer. You heard Discord earlier. You are not touching this meat until the weekend. Understood?", Trixie barked.

"Semoc dnekeew nehw esucxe sih ees ot regae m'i.", Vagineer replied.

"There won't be an excuse, because obviously you'll get it.

"Ees ll'ew.", Vagineer replied. However, before Trixie could answer, the six elements appeared just behind her. Vagineer tilted his head.

"Trixie, give him the meat and we'll see if we can let this go.", Twilight ordered.

"You think it will be that easy? Ha! No way the Great and Powerful Trixie will give in that easily!", Trixie answered as she turned aroudn to face the six.

"Face it, coward. We're six and you're only one!", Dash said.

"Ha! Have you failed to realize that I am allied with a great monster?", Trixie replied. "Behold! The power of the Great and Powerful...", she continued as she turned around to find a Vagineer brutally massacring the poor meat with his distorched mouth(if that is even a mouth...*snort**snort*). "...Vagineer?", she finished her phrase.

"Em deef ot gnidiova erew yeht yhw s'taht! Gniknirhs s'ti, ho! Egnarts os gnileef htuom ym si yhw, huh? Taem detnaw-gnol eht tae ot tog I! Yllanif!", Vagineer growled as his deformed head shrank and shrank until he became Engineer again.

"Huh? Where the blazes am I? Last thing I remember was that hoss throwin' some kind of blue powder at me.", Engineer said.

"When the powder came in contact with you, you became a horrendous monster called Vagineer.", Twilight explained.

"Va-Vagineer? Aw hell, not again.", he continued.

"Enough chit-chat! Trixie's gone!", Applejack said as she pointed to where Trixie was.

"CHASE HER!", Dash yelled as the seven ran down the hall. They could briefly see Trixie's forehoof running into another place.

Eventually, Trixie managed to get to the roof of the building, where she found Discord.

"Let me guess: Vagineer transformed back into Engineer, right?", Discord asked.

"Yes...", Trixie answered.

"I knew it. I knew he would turn back one way or another.", he continued.

"Y'are right, pardners!", a familiar voice sounded from behind. The two turned around to find Engineer, who was pointing a Pistol at Discord's head. "Stop all this nonsense and turn Pyro back t'normal, or else, wave bye-bye to the world.", he continued.

"No way I'm stopping. I don't give up that easily, cowboy.", Discord replied. Engineer frowned and placed his pointer finger at the trigger.

"Well, then, see ya later!", Engineer replied as he pressed the trigger. Everyone but Engineer closed their eyes. As soon as they opened their eyes, however, they found that the bullet was being held in place by Trixie's magic. Once she noticed this, she took it to her advantage, turned the bullet around, and launched it with strength at Engineer's forehead, causing him to fall to the ground shortly before letting a short mumble.

"Oh god!", Fluttershy shrieked as she covered her eyes with her hooves.

"Well, I guess we are done with you. We will now gather some of the other antagonists, and Equestria should be a land of total chaos!", Discord yelled as he and Trixie disappeared in thin air.

"Oh no...", some of the ponies mumbled as they saw the smart human collapsed on the floor.

"Everypony, carry him to the hospital!", Twilight said as the six started carrying him towards the Ponyville hospital.

TO BE CONTINUED...