"So girls, wanna kick things off with a bang?"

"Certainly, and I have just the gun for such an occasion!"

"Great, but where's the fingers needed to work it?"

Twilight Sparkle says nothing.

Pony Team Epic

Fluttershy is burning leaves with Applejack.

"At times, I feel Damocles drawing closer to my withering soul."

Applejack smiles back.

"The fuck you on, girl?"

Pony Team Epic

"Aw yeah, I'm so totally cool!"

"Obeying those speed limits, being totally rad."

"Gotta respect Mother Nature, yo!"

Rainbow Dash has never been the same since the court order.

Pony Team Epic

"Hey Rainbow Dash!"

"Yeah?"

*BANG*

"Magic, bitch."

Derpy Epic Team

"Nothing as therapeutic as frying eggs."

Golden Harvest bursts into the kitchen aflame.

"Oh god Derpy I'm on fire!!"

"You sure are, GH."

Pony Team Epic, darling

Fluttershy is frolicking through the meadow singing merrily.

The Sun sings joyfully at her.

Fluttershy runs away singing in terror.

The Sun cries itself into a supernova.

Pone Epiku

Princess Celestia sits down for tea.

"Nothing beats a good cup of tea. Wouldn't you agree, Sir Cube?"

"Indeed, your highness. I do enjoy the hot stuff," replied the smiling sugar cube floating around in the tea.

"Hear hear, my dear subject," Celestia said as she slurped down the liquefying remnants of her friend.

Pony Team Puku

Applejack comes across Twilight reading a book while sitting next to a large pile of books.

"That's a hell of a lot o' books you're hitting there, Twi."

"Well, how else would I become the yeast of thoughts and minds?"

Everyone starts bludgeoning her.

PoTeEpi

"I've been feeling so anxious lately."

"I believe you're suffering from redundancy, and luckily I've made this pill that should fix that right up."

"Twilight, I don't feel so good..."

Starlight Glimmer dissolves into dust.

Pony Team EPIC!

Rarity is busily working at her sewing machine.

Thunderlane comes by to punt Opalescence out the window.

"Everyone's a critic."

Rarity continues sewing.

Pony de Epic

Twilight comes across Spike wearing a striped shirt and cap.

"You off to play some sports, Spike?"

"From now on, there will be no more darkness."

The switch is now on OFF.

To Be Continued...

Author's Note

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