Pony Team Epic

"Fluttershy, what are you doing with that rope?"

"I'm going to hang myself with it from that tree."

Rainbow Dash runs off.

Throws herself down some stairs, yelling in Italian.

La Ponya e Epifique

"I think I'll go for a run."

Starlight Glimmer goes for a run.

Akira Fudo streaks past her.

"Oh hey, it's Akira Fudo."

PonPiPonPo

"Rarity, I botched another landing. Please help me!"

"Is it safe, darling?"

"W-what?"

"Is it safe you clumsy ruinous skank??"

Pony Team Epic

"I'm gonna make the best HiE fic ever, where I get transported to Equestria and wind up hooking up with Lyra Heartstrings, the best pony!

"And I'll be a unicorn and learn the greatest spells so I can fight off this awesome minotaur OC I made. It'll be the greatest!"

"No it won't, you disturbed waste of fingers."

Cries bitterly in the corner.

Derpy Epic Team

"Moooom, the kids at school are gonna make fun of my clothes."

Derpy puts a light hoof on Dinky's little shoulder.

"My daughter, these innocuous moments of childish whimsy are best savored in the gentle bosom of innocent development so as to make richer, more cherished memories in the autumn that settles into the dusk all ponies will inevitably face."

"...Oooookaaay?"

Hot Topic Pony

"This is the Quality Police! We're shutting down this shit-tastic writing experiment."

"Oh crap, the jig is up!"

"Calm down, Pinkie. So does this mean you'll be making this story better?"

"That's right, Ms. Sparkle, as my associate shall explain."

Pony Teamster

"I'm gonna form a dragon basketball team!"

"But Spike, you don't have nearly enough dragon friends."

Spike just smiles and stares.

Spike only smiles and stares.

Pony Team Epic

"Oh, the sheer indignity of it all, darlings!"

Rarity falls to her fainting couch.

The couch opens wide and swallows her whole.

"That's one hell of an effective mimic."

Pokorotone!

"Please don't go, Twilight!"

"Oh relax, Spike. I'll be back in a few minutes."

Twilight steps out of the palace.

Spike turns to stone.

Pony Pony Pony, Ponies Ponies, Pony Pony Pony

"Next up for tonight's Night Court: Subordinance TH1C, concerning public fitness programs... Are you serious?"

"I-I'm sorry, your highness?"

"This type of lettering isn't clever or cute, it makes you look like a fucking pleb simpleton!

"Get off my level, peasant scrub!"

Lunatic Pone-dora ;3

"After some deep consideration, I've decided not to make my HiE fic be self-insert, or even be about a human becoming a pony."

"Instead, I'll focus on how a man, broken by the world, comes to this strange magical realm and finds friendship and spiritual healing, eventually turning him into a better, more enriched person than he was before."

"Sounds like you could drop Equestria entirely and make this a wholly original story that can truly be called yours."

Cries bitterly in the corner.

To Be Continued...