Pony Team Epic
Forenzie
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"Finally run out of ideas? If you're looking more I might know a guy, or several in fact. If you're done, that's cool. I'll hide my disappointment."
Thank you for the concern, dear reader. As life can be a busy thing, delays may arise. But rest assured, I still have plenty of ideas to share in due time.
Also I don't see a Cancelled or Hiatus status, so watch what you type next time you presumptuous assmunch.
I kid, I kid ^w^
"I've been thinking alot about Ludicolos lately."
"Why's that, Sweetie Belle?"
"No doubt because the author's obsessing over them and wanted an excuse to bring them up."
"That moron should keep his frickin' mind on actual pony matters if he wants to stay relevant."
Ponyaki Grill
"So bitches, what misadventures are we getting into today?"
"Really, darling, there's no need to be so uncouth."
"Eh, that's just the way I roll."
Rainbow Dash goes over waterfall in a barrel.
PoJeerling Tea... m
Flurry Heart plays with her milk bottle in her crib, giggling like any happy baby should.
The milk bottle slips out of her dainty grasp and falls onto the floor.
"WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—"
"You'll never escape!"
Pontificate Technicality Epidermis
"It bums me out that there are so many good stories that have been on hiatus or left in Incomplete status for years."
"Well here's something that'll pass the time for ya."
Brings up Beanis Cinematic Universe.
"You motherfucker."
Pony Team Epic
"It's about time for Trixie to make her debut in this garbage, for nopony is as captivating or endearing as Trixie."
"Indeed, this Trixie would be hopelessly Trixie should Trixie be out doing Trixie somewhere Trixie."
"...Trixie am Trixie's mental Trixie..."
We have lost cabin pressure.
Porkeytepy
Pony Cooking Time!
"Today, we're gonna see about improving this delicious-ass apple pie by using brown sugar in this here recipe."
"Alternatively, you could substitute it with molasses to get really wild."
"You shut your goddamn filthy whore mouth, Applebloom!"
Pony. Team. Epic. HAI!!
"You got the drop on the Quality Police before, but we've got your number now!"
"So you really are going to make this story better?"
"Yes, by going with the most hackneyed but effective form of resolution: Twilight, please accept me for my flaws and marry me!"
"Oh Quality-kun, of course I will! Take me!"
Derpy Epic Team
"Time to report for Weather Duty."
Derpy Hooves takes to the air to get on with her task.
"Uh-oh, I don't like the look of that cloud."
"Omnislash!"
Trotpalopagis
"Hey Spike, watch me jump this ravine!"
Scootaloo makes a bold running leap.
The DenLiner slams into her.
"Time-tooripping Ride."
Poh-KEEEEEEE!!
Oh shit, there's still time for one more skit!
"Ah, oh fuck, um errrr... rutabaga?"
Our panel of judges are making their decision...
NO BUY!
To Be Continued...
Author's Note
So yeah, whilst this thing is labeled Incomplete, the show will go on!... gradually.
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