Pony Team Epic

Derpy Epic Team

"Hoo boy, I sure could go for a muffin right now."

"Ooooh, you can have me, lady!"

Derpy ODs on amphetamines, the sight of which brings the muffin child to its knees.

"But... But I wanted to die..."

Popiny Tekkin Peur

"Poor Angel is so congested today. Rainbow Dash, could you give me a dab of that vapo-rub?"

"Sure thing, girlfriend!"

Rainbow Dash does a dab.

Entire world explodes.

Dubadabadibidabadu

"Oh what a joy, what a laugh, to live here in the circus~"

"Can I come join, mister?"

"Why you most certainly can, little one."

"Jesus Christ, you are the worst kind of adult."

Pony-to-the-Team-to-the-Epic

"Bleeding Heart Writer, please stop being so sad."

"No! I'll never be able to come up with a story that'll get trending or get on the front page!"

"Bleeding Heart Writer, nobody gives a shit. Just write for yourself and have fun with it."

Whimpers internally.

Who's That Pokemon??

"Bon-Bon, this hot air balloon has kidnapped me!"

"Don't worry, I got this!"

Bon-Bon runs straight into a wall.

"Goddammit."

It's Ponyta!

"Howdy there, cousin, and welcome back to AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

"Shut the fuck up, Braeburn; I've had too much cider on the train and I'm too hung over to deal with your shit."

Braeburn stands stock still, flabbergasted.

He hits the ground and sobs helplessly.

Pony Team Epic, you guys. Come on.

...What The Fuck?

Starlight Glimmer and Twilight Sparkle look out over the desolate wastes of a dead timeline.

"Is this the world you had envisioned, Starlight?"

"Not quite. But, perhaps... it is The World Only God Knows."

"Oneesama~..."

Ponetiff Epichan

It's the peak of summer and the sun is high!

"Fuck me this is some hot weather."

"What's your take on this, Bryan Cranston?"

"I'm not saying it."

PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

"What's going on, Rarity?"

"Oh ho ho ho darling, for you see, I managed to get Rainbow Dash to wear a fabulous ballroom gown that is absolutely breathtaking."

Rainbow Dash comes out in a dress.

"Pretty pointless without a visual aid."

That's-a Lotta Spicy Pony

"Applejack... Twilight has been strangled to death."

"But by whose hands, ya shitbird?"

Applejack holds up bloodstained hooves.

"By whose hands??"

To Be Continued...