Rainbow Dash is fast in everything - including jumping to conclusions and gossiping. One day, she eavesdrops on a rather lewd conversation between Rarity and local human and it goes downhill from there. Then Celestia gets involved...

Reviewed (negatively ) by PresentPerfect:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/852460/fic-recs-april-5th

Rainbow Dash vector from:
https://www.deviantart.com/dasprid/art/Very-shocked-Rainbow-Dash-449235731

Onomatopeya vector from:
https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/set-of-colorful-comic-speech-bubbles_1256099.htm#term=comic&page=1&position=3

Holy hell! My first ever story that got featured... feels weird. Thanks guys!