Rainbow Dash has a little obsession, or rather, a huge obsession that’s getting increasingly public. Her friends step in to try to get the situation under control. Will their well-intended meeting get Rainbow Dash to consider shoveling things a little less fiber heavy into her orifices? Probably not.

With thanks and apologies to Tired Old ManandSteel Resolve, Nova Quill/Firimilfor their edits and suggestions!

Also, yeah... I probably can't source that cover art without getting in trouble, so just go to https://derpibooru.org and do a search for artist:theotherhalf if you want to see the whole thing, you depraved perverts.