A Mad Man in A Filly's Body

It was the next day when I woke up. I was lucky The Postal Filly didn't know where Sunset's place was, but that also meant she could've been on another murder rampage as well. I quickly showered and turned on the TV to the news to see if my fear had been realized as I sipped on some milk... only to gag and sputter as I quickly spat it out into the trash.

"UGhhhh!!! God damn it! Groooss! What is this expired?!" I stuttered before looking at the box

I immediately regreated it and my eyes went wide as I read what the milk was. Jihad Goat Milk. I immediately ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out before returning to the living room. That was when I heard it...

"...CHS Student Wallflower Blush, former CHS Students Bab Seed and Sunflower, former Crystal Prep principal Cinch, and Juniper Montage, an employee at the Canterlot Mall Theater, were found dead recently in their homes from bullet wounds with Wallflower's, Babs as well as her sister Sunflower's, and Juniper's parents each dead from stab wounds. Many suspect this has a connection to the attack yesterday at the police station where many of the force including Captain Shining Armor, husband to Crystal Prep Principal Cadence and father of their firstborn child Flurry Heart, Kurt Marshall father of Canterlot High students Flash Sentry and First Base respectively, as well as a visitor to the prison probably to see someone she knew CHS student Sunset Shimmer. This recovered video footage shows that Sunset Shimmer had somehow set one of the prisoners free, but was killed by, who the prisoner in the footage as well as the press have been calling, The Postal Filly. But connection or not, it's hard to call it a coincidence. Whoever this Postal Filly is, is currently unknown as is the reason for why she's doing what she's doing. The police are doing everything in their power to make sure the Postal Filly is caught and properly brought to justice."

"Yeah well, all they're gonna do is just get themselves killed." I groaned

"Hold everything! This just came in! Crystal Prep is being attacked!"

I then gasped and quickly began to grab all the weapons I took from the armory and loaded them accordingly.

"We now bring you live to-"

I turned the T.V off and headed out the door with my weapons in tow in bags of all kinds and ammo loaded into a backpack.

I ran as fast as I could to the sight and saw explosions and fire coming from within the building. Noticing an unsecured spot within the barricade I managed to slip past all the chaos and pulled out my Lever Action Shotgun as I entered the building. Instantly my gag reflex began to act up as I saw the bodies that lied before me. Many were faces I recognized. Fleur de Lis, Upper Crust, Jet Set, Rising Star/Neon Lights, Royal Pin/Pokey Pierce, Trenderhoof, hell even their coach who the fans affectionately named Coach Rommel.

I heard the sounds of screaming and ran upstairs, but as I went up the more bodies I saw until I eventually reached the source of the scream and saw The Postal Filly over two bodies, the corpse of Sunny Flare, and the helpless form of Indigo Zapp as she tried to grasp onto what life she had left. Across from them, trapped like rats against a wall was Principal Cadence, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, and Lemon Zest scared out of their minds.

"Bleed."

BANG! Indigo Zapp's head exploded from the power of The Postal Filly's SPAS-12. She then looked at the trapped Shadowbolts and pulled out her M16A2/3 before giving her toothy grin and laughing.

"Only my weapon understands me."

"GET THE FUCK DOWN!"

BANG! The Postal Filly fell to the floor as the Shadowbolts looked on in surprise at me.

"GO, QUICKLY!"

They didn't question my order as the four quickly rushed passed me and eventually out of sight. By that time The Postal Filly was halfway done getting up and when she did she looked at me with absolute rage in her eyes as I pulled out the Colt Python Revolver.

"Miss me?" I joked

"You just HAD to get yourself involved, didn't you! You could've kept yourself hidden like the spineless worm you are, but instead, here you are armed to the teeth! I'm not gonna be nice this time! I WILL kill you this time!!!"

"We'll see about that." I said as I took aim

The second she reached for her M16A2/3 as it lied on the ground I fired without hesitation as she reeled back in pain.

"WHAT?! HOW!!!"

"The only one who can defeat their own shadow is themselves." I stated

She then let out a howl/scream unlike any other I've ever heard of and then tackled me to the floor wrestling away my revolver. She tried to strangle me but ended up getting tossed off much to her surprise as I quickly rolled over to the revolver and put it away as I pulled out the grenades and kicked a few her way. Of course, she managed to dodge most of them, but not all of them as the one that hit her caused an explosion that also exploded the others that missed her. What resulted was her falling down to the lower levels and screaming in pain before running away. I couldn't let her get to her M16A2/3, no matter what, so I took it with me and made it across the corner, only to end up accidentally dropping the M16A2/3 in question as I jumped out of a nearby window to the front of the school just in time to avoid the huge explosion. Why? The Postal Filly had pulled out her rocket launcher on me. I cursed her under my breath for it as I struggled to get up due to the amount of pain I was in, but quickly had to get up and run as she began to toss Molotov Cocktails at me from the hole in the building. She stopped for a second, however, because she was being attacked by the police and S.W.A.T forces. Much to my annoyance but to her amusement.

"C-Captain! Our weapons aren't doing anything!"

The Postal Filly then pulled out her rocket launcher and attacked the policemen and S.W.A.T blowing them up as well as a nearby helicopter, but before she could even admire her work I pulled out the M79 and fired a round that, once exploded, sent her down to the same level as I was. I made it clear what I was there to do and she knew it all too well. In a quick session, she pulled out a flamethrower and began attacking me with little success as I managed to find cover back inside the building by jumping through a window. At that point, I made a break for it and began running to the back of the school to make a better standoff at. Though it didn't take a genius to hear the explosions going off from the classroom I left to know The Postal Filly had tossed grenades in hoping to kill me. At that point, I had to go around a corner and pull the taser out. But at that same time, the lights began to flicker before finally going out, startling me. I slowed my breathing and listened.........

thump, thump

Those were her footsteps.

"Hide and seek eh? Hehehe...."

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"If you go out in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise..."

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"If you go out in the woods today, you better go in disguise..."

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"Cause every bear that ever there was, was gathered there together because..."

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"Today's the day the teddy bears have their... piiiic-"

Deep breath

"NICK!!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I screamed as she showed her face right in front of me with a lighter

I dropped the stun gun out of fear and began struggling with Postal Filly as the lights finally came back on and she tried to kill me with her own knife. But, no surprise, she managed to get me down to the ground and slowly began to push the knife towards my neck due to me put up a fight to keep it away. With one hand I reached for the Stun Gun as I could see my death slowly approaching my heart. It didn't help The Postal Filly was going "Shhh" as she did it to try and "sooth" me. But just as I felt the tip of the knife hit my skin, The Postal Filly was going nuts as I had zapped her with the Stun Gun. I pushed her off and ran away, eventually reaching the track, but when I did, all I could do was place a hand on my chest and almost cried. But I didn't have time to do that. I quickly noticed what looked to be a crossbow from an archery set and picked it up, loading a round into it before hearing an explosion and turning to see The Postal Filly with her rocket launcher out. When she noticed my crossbow, she simply laughed.

"A crossbow? A CROSSBOW?! You've gotta be joking!" she laughed before going into a laughing fit

But her laughs turned into wheezes as she quickly felt an arrow pierce her stomach. She looked at me as I loaded another arrow, this time with the intent to kill.

"YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BUT I'LL BE BACK FOR THE FINAL ROUND!!!" the Postal Filly screamed before throwing a grenade as a distraction

I quickly ducked for cover as it exploded. When the dust cleared The Postal Filly was nowhere to be seen. I carefully looked around to make sure she wasn't going to try a sneak attack, but to my relief and fear, she wasn't. She had escaped. To where? I'm not sure. For now, though, I made my own exit from the building towards Sunset's apartment room. It was there I stayed for the remainder of the day, I just couldn't handle speaking to anyone else at the moment. Later on the nightly news, the death toll came in for Crystal Prep. Many teachers and students died as a result of The Postal Filly's attacks and anyone who wasn't immediately killed died of blood loss or were wounded so badly that they either died on the way to the hospital, arrived at the hospital, or died overnight. Only around six had lived to tell the tale. Cadence, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, and Lemon Zest unsurprisingly being within the group. Those four spoke of how I came to rescue them just in time, and all I could think was that I was just doing the right thing. I didn't need this publicity nor did I even want this publicity they were giving me.

Anyone else would be going bonkers over the publicity they were given, good or bad, just because they think they were finally put into the etches of history only to find it being a case of 15 minutes of fame syndrome. I honestly hoped that this wouldn't put people on my trail after today, the last thing I need is people asking me questions where they really shouldn't. They then went on to talk about how it should've been impossible for only me to do harm to it while everything they were throwing at it did nothing and logically should've killed her a million times over. They talked about theories of it being from another world, theories of it being a creature from hell, theories of it being a vengeful spirit, all that conspiracy theory bullshit. One theory they immediately dismissed was that it was my shadow and a manifestation of all my evil. They seriously couldn't have been any closer to the truth with that one. Eventually, they ended the broadcast by telling the viewers to lock their doors, windows, and keep a weapon with them near their bed. Pfft. As if that would do any good against a living shadow. I turned off the TV and had a shower. Afterward, I contemplated whether or not to go to bed naked this time since I usually did when I had a night shower to make sure I was dry come morning, more so this was really my internal excuse to finally get a better look at my own body in a nearby mirror.

This body... it should belong to EG Apple Bloom but... certain proportions made it say otherwise like my breasts. Apple Bloom didn't exactly have a pair to speak of, then again for that matter neither did any female in the Equestria Girls world unless your the Principals, Cheerilee, and Adagio, but I'm fairly certain a D cup on this body doesn't look healthy. Actually... come to think of it, shouldn't I have come out of the portal AS Apple Bloom? I did arrive here as her and the hair and fur colors were dyed but my current eye color was just from contact lenses... oh dear god I'm getting a headache trying to wrap my head around how that stupid portal works. I took a look into my jeans and noticed something odd... a drivers license.

"What? But... I don't drive." I said to myself, "Do I? Augh... Fucking Postal Filly messing with my memories... Let's see here... Justin Courtny, Age 18. T-this doesn't make any sense. I never got a drivers license, why is this in my pocket?!"

"I put it there."

"So... you finally got the spine to talk to me again..... Discord."