In hindsight, this new life might not be too bad. But on the other hand, I'm about to go postal. I'm Applebloom now and- oh who am I kidding you know where this story's going. Basically the day after graduation, I woke up as Applebloom. I seriously don't know how or why, but I did. I only had two questions on my mind when I found out.

1. Why Applebloom of all ponies.
2. After all the hell I went through, why is it now of all times something like this happens?

Then upon realizing all the work, I had made to get my diploma had pretty much been reduced to a pile of burning ashes, I felt an uncontrollable rage like I had never had before. But, before I could even DO said rage, I accidentally knocked myself out and found myself in the apple fields. This is where Chapter 1 of my story will kick off. Seriously. I mean who even begins a story like this using a chapter slot to set up everything that'll happen another chapter later? That's what these story descriptions are for.

(Features mature themes. You have been warned.)
(PS: Full Title/Real Title is - "Postal: A Mad Man in A Filly's Body". There isn't any connection to the Postal Universe/Games by Running With Scissors, but there are references.)