A Mad Man in A Filly's Body

Diary:

This would, to my recollection, be the last time I ever went on another murder rampage. I just couldn't take it anymore. Those damn bandits had got on my last nerve, I just HAD to let that voice take over for me I was so angry. But at the same time, it allowed me to see just how truly dangerous it really was if I let it completely take me over. It was after this that I started to better myself, not just for the sake of the others...... but for my own sanity.

I stood on the outskirts of the castle of the two sisters. This was the location in which the bandits had made their camp. And I was intent on solving the issue once and for all. I noticed my first targets sitting on some sniper posts. I pulled out the bow and arrows and in a matter of a few minutes, they were killed. Taking my opportunity I crossed the bridge and threw a stick of lit dynamite to the door and destroyed it upon impact sending the bandits on high alert.

"All must die." I said to myself as I pulled out the missile launcher and went ham on the bandits as they appeared, "Burn!" I then tossed a couple of Molotov Cocktails into the mix and laughed as they all screamed in terror, "Burn baby, burn! Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Man, I love a good Barbeque. Hehehehahahahahaaaa! Killing is good for the soul!"

I then raided their armory for supplies and found myself with tons of new toy- I mean weapons to kill with- I mean to defend myself with. A kitchen knife, Double Barrel Sawed Off, MP5, Flash Grenades, M79, and the Napalm Launcher. These griffons have the right idea when it comes to weapons. That or some writer lost their tiny mind and put them in this vault for the hell of it because Griffons are the only logical creatures in the show who could even use guns. Well them and dragons I suppose.

But, after raiding said armory more bandits seemed to appear.

Is it just me or are these bandits gonna keep coming until the leader's dead?

Either way, it gave me an opportuinty to test out my new toy- I mean weapons in all sorts of ways. But the more I killed, the more kept coming, but the more that kept coming the more sadistic I got with the ways I killed them by combining weapon attacks like using the double barrel to blow the legs off of one and following up with using the machete as a boomerang to slice his head off and take out any others as well before returning back to my hands, er hooves. The flashbang certainly came in handy at times when it got really crowded, though when that happened I just tossed a flashbang, sniffed some catnip, and went absolutely postal with the can of Stynx, Weed Whacker, and Fire Axe.

By the time the Catnip slow motion came to an end, what lied before me were bodies upon bodies either cut to pieces, on fire, in half, or all of the above. I cricked my neck some before heading to the throne room, murdering more bandits along the way, and saw who its leader was. A female griffon. Why does that not surprise me...

Hmmm. Haven't used the scissors yet...

"So. Your what my bandits have been referring to as the Postal Filly." she said before pulling out an M60

Who does she think she is, Zack Ward?

"You've exterminated so many of our griffon kind, I'm gonna return the favor by killing y-"

She suddenly found herself screaming at the top of her lungs as BOTH her eyes had been hit with a pair of scissors blinding her and making her drop the weapon.

"Sorry, but you don't seem to get it. I'm not some Postal Filly..."

I then pulled out the Scythe.

"Death is my master. I am the angel of death! DIE!"

SCHLICK.....

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"I regret nothing."

THUMP!

I woke up with a headache outside of the Castle of the Two Sisters to see it on fire.

Let 'em burn.

I then heard the sounds of footsteps and looked to see the Mane 6, CMC, Diamond & Silv, as well as a few members of the guard and Shining Armor rush towards me, only to be in shock at the sight before them. I was also shocked at the sight of my own dirty work. But it was then that I realized the danger this voice in my head possessed, as did Twilight and the others. If I couldn't find a way to cure it sooner or later, this voice could destroy all of Equestria and beyond.