Randy Orton vs. Gilda the Griffon

Randy Orton groaned and sat up in a field just outside of Ponyville. He wondered what kind of world looked cartoonish, as if he were in a little girl's dream. Suddenly, he heard a growling sound coming from behind him. He turned around and saw a giant wolf made out of of wood charging at him.

Wolves made outta solid wood?! thought Orton. What kind of bullshit is that? No place on Earth could have wolves like that, and yet, here was a big one charging right at him. Randy jumped up on top top of the wolf, stunning it with a DDT. He then turned around, twisting his body into the RKO position, and RKO'd the wolf coming at him.

Unfortunately, the wolf reformed, reassembling itself.

Oh, you want some more, huh? chuckled Randy. You're about to get it!

This time, Randy jumped up and applied an RKO he had previously used on Seth Rollins, completely destroying the wolf. Randy scattered the remains so it wouldn't reform again.

There. said Randy. Maybe next time you won't think about messin' with the Viper!

Suddenly, a high-pitched scream wave hit Randy in the face.

"That was SO AWESOME!!!".

Randy immediately fainted.