Randy Orton vs. Gilda the Griffon

Randy Orton. A name so familiar with wrestling, but not with Equestria. Randy himself had landed there due to a magical mishap in his world. Now all he had to do was get back home in time for that night's Raw. But first, he had to find his way around the peaceful land without causing any trouble.

"So, Randy,", asked Rainbow, the two of them sitting at a small table at a restaurant. "What's your job?".

"Uh, well..", said Randy nervously. He had never spoken to a talking pony before, so he wasn't sure what to say. "I, uh... I compete in this, uh, semi-professional wrestling league called SmackDown.".

"Really?", asked Rainbow excitedly. "What kind of stuff do you do?".

"Uh, well,", said Randy. "Each wrestler has their own particular move set that they use during each match, and they also have match-winning moves called finishers. My finisher is called the RKO, which is my own personal move AND finisher. Nobody else uses it."

"How does it work?!", squeed Rainbow.

"So what I do", said Randy, acting it out with his hands, "is I grab my opponent's neck facing backwards from them, lift 'em up, and then slam 'em down facefirst on the mat. It looks pretty violent for a newbie to WWE, but it's perfectly safe."

"AHHHH!!", screamed Rainbow. "That sounds amazing!!".

"Ah, thank you", said Randy, rubbing his ear from the noise.

Randy got up with Rainbow and left the restaurant. Suddenly, the two of them heard shouting from Sugarcube Corner.

"What do ya think that is?", asked Randy, out of curiosity.

"I don't know", said Rainbow. "Let's go check it out".