Randy Orton vs. Gilda the Griffon

by acknapp18

RKO!!!

Previous Chapter

Randy and Rainbow Dash now knew each other so well that they had formulated a plan to take down whoever was causing the commotion. In fact, Randy had taught Rainbow his signature phrase, "It only takes one.. outta nowhere!".

"Man, Gilda's really letting that yak have it.", said Randy. "I always hated bullying.

"Really?", said Rainbow. "Is it a big problem in your world?".

"Definitely", said Randy. "Think I should take her down?".

"Oh, yeah!", said Rainbow. "Maybe you can RKO her. That would teach her a lesson!".

"All right, if you want me to!", chuckled Randy. He had to make sure he didn't hurt Gilda.

Randy entered Sugarcube Corner quietly, so that Gilda didn't hear or see him.

Rainbow dashed into Sugarcube Corner, where Gilda was insulting Yona over her heritage.

"Did I mention how STUPID yaks are some of the time?", said Gilda, continuing her debate on her historical accord of Yakyakistan.

"Hey! Yaks not stupid! Yaks strong and tough!", snorted Yona, the yak being bullied.

"Hey, Gilda!", said Rainbow Dash angrily. "I've had enough of your rotten attitude around ponies! And to make you apologize, I brought a friend!".

"Yeah?", smirked Gilda. "Which one of your other non-pony noobs did ya bring?".

"She brought me, you stupid griffin.". said a voice behind Rainbow. "It's one thing to be racist, especially in my circuit, but being racist to other SPECIES? That's a new low for anyone. Time to pay up!".

Gilda gasped as a large, bipedal figure flew into her, seemingly out of nowhere. Suddenly, she felt her breath being cut off as the bipedal figure grabbed her by the neck. Gilda only had a half-second to react, if that, before her face impacted a white folding table that had someow appeared out of nowhere. The table collapsed with Gilda laying facedown on it, not moving at all. Randy knew he had won, and to make sure of it, he laid down on top of the griffon for 3 seconds to clinch the victory before getting up.

"It only takes one... outta nowhere!", shouted Randy victoriously.

With Gilda finally dealt with, Rainbow took Randy back to Twilight, where she sent him back to his world for that night's Raw.