Summer Breeze and Anise Seed have been living in Equestria for six years and were a happily married couple for five more before that. There's just one snag—one hiccup in how the very world of ponies works that sees them constantly frustrated.

Ponies are rated TV-Y.

No penises. No vulvas. Not even an anus!

It's hard to claim you're blue-balled when you don't even have balls, but it hasn't stopped the couple from enjoying their days together—the nights, on the other hoof, are another matter.

Spoiler Warning: This story contains inflatable rubber dongs, vulvas, crotchboobs (although only a little of those), and other such things. They are played for laughs, however. This is not a clopfic, although it has a sex scene.

Another silly idea brought to fruition with an intent to cause laughter more than titillation. There is a sex scene in this (as well as many more implied).

Keywords: romance comedy HiE rubber toys dong penis vulva vagina laugh sex-ed sexual education inflatable

Art by the wonderful Ayarel (used with permission of them and the commissioner, the pony in the pic is not related to the story).

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