Madness Combat: Warped Reality

(A.N, Time to show the true strength of Hank >:D)

Madness Combat, Warped reality part 4.

Somewhere in Equestria.

The Battlefield

“CHAAARGE!!!” Yelled the captain of the guard as the sea of ponies flood towards Hank.

“BRING IT” Hank yelled back as he ran directly towards the crowd.

Jumping over a horned pony as he attempts to stab Hank, he punches him in the spine, dropping him to the ground. Four winged ponies try to divebomb him but he jumps back and grabs hold of the first divebomber, dodging the rest of the dive bombers Hank throws the guard he held at them with enough force to cause a concussion or two.

“GET HIM YOU FOALS” The leader of the bunch screams.

Getting bucked in the side by an earth pony, Hank stumbles but returns a heavy punch strait to the attackers face. Hearing that familiar crunching sound as blood started to pour out of the pony’s snout as he quickly covered it with his hooves.

“First blood” Hank laughs as he bitchslaps a rather large guard and follows up with an uppercut, launching him a couple feet in the air.

Five guards with swords in tow rush towards Hank swinging madly and unprofessionally. Hank unsheathes his sword and engages the five swords-ponies in battle, blocking and dodging every swing they take. Swinging hard at their swords, Hank disarms all five guards and proceeds to cuts and slice at the at the guards legs, slashing and tearing at their flesh while possibly leaving small marks their tibia's.

Seeing that they are fighting a losing battle, the captain charges at Hank, “KEEP FIGHTING!” He bellows as the guard around him also charge towards Hank seething with rage.

After extracting seven more guards from the battle with his fists of steel, Hank notices the captain running strait towards him with pure killing intent showing in his eyes, standing his ground; Hank fortifies his stance as the Livid Leader of the four Legged Lame-faces is right upon him. Just as the aforementioned captain prepares to strike, Hank bolts towards him and delivers a swift ‘Knee’ to the captain’s jaw, Hank then proceeds to tear the armour from the leader’s body, stomping the leader’s now exposed chest until he hears a sharp crack.

"Hehe, how's your sternum buddy?" Hank mocked.

“GACK! Y-you M-motherbucker” The winded and writhing guard captain wheezed out as he was picked up and slammed into the ground, creating a small crater with another snap as the miserable guard's left hind leg was snapped in two.

"AAAAAAGHHH!!!!!....." The guard screamed out before blacking out due to pain.

"OH NO!.. your legs broken!" Hank said in mock shock, at surprisingly five O'clock.

Seeing their captain being beaten and slammed into the ground with hardly any effort, the hardened soldiers started to back away from the apparently invincible warrior.

“IS THIS THE BEST YOU HAVE!? I HAVE HAD MORE TROUBLE FIGHTING A CLOWN!” Hank announced, it wasn’t really true, but Tricky was technically a clown. Disappointed at the amount of difficulty these ‘Guards’ had to offer, he started to walk to the castle, any guard that dared to engage him would meet the same results as the captain.

Princess Celestia

Watching In shock as Strong Hoof and her strongest soldiers were defeated as if Hank wasn’t even trying.
“How can he be so powerful...?” Celestia thought as she started to pace back and forth.

She heard the door creak open followed by some hoofsteps.

“Sister?” A familiar voice called out. “What troubles you?” It asked.

“Luna. That creature that attacked the elements” She replied.

“Ah yes, what about it?” Luna questioned, tilting her head slightly.

Celestia took a deep breath, “It escaped, It kicked down the dungeon’s cell door without a hint of strain…” Celestia paused with a fearful sigh “He defeated Strong Hoof and the Delta Squad without sustaining any injuries that will affect him longer than a few minutes, And now he’s heading for the castle” She finished.

Luna was gobsmacked, she had never heard of something this dangerous since she was banished but Nightmare Moon and Discord.

“And now I fear he is coming for me” She said as she turned her head to the ground.

“Surely you can defeat him… can’t you?” Luna asked, starting to feel nervous.

“I fear not, he was able to stay conscious after one of my knock out spells, with General Thundermane’s horn in his back… he said he has killed hundreds of his kind, five of which were five times his size” Celestia replied coldly causing both her and Luna to be silent.

A Minute of silence later

“B-but... how will we stop-” She was cut off as the chamber’s doors were swung open, revealing a bloodied Hank without any traces of injuries on him.

Hank

Hank had just fought his way through the castle, succeeding in not killing anybody, just maiming them.
Reaching a fancy door, he heard a familiar voice inside accompanied with another unknown voice, ducking into the shadows, hiding from the frenzied guards.
Waiting until the coast was clear; he jogged up to the door and swung them open, Celestia was in there accompanied with another shorter bluer version of her.

“Ladies” Hank said as he casually strolled in.

“Please, don't hurt me, my sister or anypony else" she pleaded.

“Oh I wouldn’t hurt you two, youw sow pweshus. Hank said in a cutsey wootsey voice,"But I can't guarantee I wont hurt any'Pony' else" he replied in his normal voice causing the dark blue pony to invert its coat colour with anger.

“HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SISTER AND THREATEN THE CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA!” She bellowed in that earsplitting way Celestia did when she first appeared to Hank.

“Settle down!” Hank ordered, “I’m the one in control here, now wha-GHAA!!” Hank cried as static started to fill his vision, falling to the ground in a pained heap.

The sound of static slowly started to spread through the air, the walls turning grey and the sky turning from a sunny day into black to red gradient.

Somewhere in Equestria

White fire was burning the ground around it, smoke slowly rising from a scorch mark nearby. The world around it slowly started to change from luscious green foliage, to grey dirt.
A grey shirted being with a train conductor’s hat, curly red hair and a metal mask. Pushing its body up with its sickly green hands, it stood up, looking around for something dear to its heart. Looking around for a moment, it found what it was looking for, a bloody stopsign. Starting to shake uncontrollably it uttered in an insane voice: “YoU Do nOt kIlL thE CloWN. ThE ClOwN kiLLs YOU”

Back into Canterlot

Celestia

“Sister! What is he doing?” Luna asked in panic.

“HNGAAH!!!” Hank screamed out in pure agony as blood starts to pour out from under his bandages and trench coat.

Celestia started to shiver, “Luna this isn’t Hank doing this, It feels like discord” she stated with a growing frown.

Suddenly the words: YOU DO NOT KILL THE CLOWN. THE CLOWN KILLS YOU. Flooded everyponies vision.

Hanks head bolted up “TRICKY IS COMING!!!” He screamed in a guttural cry of pain, as he started to shake on the ground.

“Who is tricky!?” Celestia ordered.

Hank’s shaking increased, “T-THE CLOWN TH-THAT WILL KILL Y-YOU ALL” He screams as he passes out due to pain.

NOT THE BEST OF DAYS

(A.N, UH OH the clown’s a coming, here comes the death >:D MUAHAHAH)