Madness Combat: Warped Reality

(A.N, ULTRAVIOLENCE AHEAD. Only non-identified background ponies and one annoying pony will be killed)

Madness Combat warped realities: part 5

Somewhere in Equestria, more specifically Ponyville.
tRiCKy

The sound of metal on flesh accompanied with screaming for dear life and static filled the air.

“SOMEPONY HELP!!!!” screamed a cyan Earth pony in pure agony as it was slowly beaten to death by the ‘clown’s’ big ole bloody stopsign.

“No HeLP fOr yoU!!!!” Tricky said in half a nanosecond as he impaled the pony with the opposite end of the stopsign at an impossible speed.

“GAAGHK! HEEEEEEeee-*gurgle*” the pony tried to say but failed as Tricky shot his spare hand into the pony’s throat and ripped out his oesophagus letting out a torrent of blood. The mad clown proceeded to eat the ponies wind pipe with his jagged Zombie clown teeth.

Zipping up to a random technicolour pony with the bleeding corpse still impaled on the sign, he tears a hole in the deceased ponies gut and shoves the poor ponies head into the chest cavity of the pony with the sign in him, slowly suffocating the gutfaced pony.

Shaking uncontrollably, Tricky tears the pony off of the sign, almost splitting him in half. Filled with more bloodlust than Satan himself, Tricky slit the gutfaced pony’s jugular vein and began to cover himself in the warm equine blood, Taking extreme gravity defying measures to keep his AMAZING Train controller’s hat clean.

“HaNK!” Tricky screamed as he ‘Boomeranged’ his mask, also showing his bullet ridden face, to decapitate a dark green Pegasus at the base of the throat, “YoU aRE GoiNG TO diE!” The clown declared as the dark green Pegasus body parts fell to the ground with a satisfying splat.

Somewhere in Canterlot gardens

Static started to fill the air as the surrounding area slowly started to turn grey

Discord’s statue started to rumble and shake, starting to turn from grey marble to black obsidian.

*Crack* the stone around his Lion paw crumbles away in a plume of white smoke.

*Crack* *Crumble* Discord’s midsection becomes freed as heat starts to radiate from the base of the statue, scorching the ground.

*KRAKATOA* the base of the statue starts turning into a grey dust and slowly blow away as the now corrupt discord is now free from his rock solid prison. His wings and mane suddenly combust into a black flame, creating black flaming bat wings twice the size they normally are and a blazing black mane.

“Oh yes… TiMe to wreak SoMe chaos” *STATIC* “TrIcKY StYLe” the ‘Trickied’ lord of chaos smirks as he snapped his fingers, making a jet black katana that emanated a low hum of with the inscription: Revenge to the monarchs, appear.

“CelesTia, yOu are goINg to Pay FoR ImpriSoniNg mE fOr one tHouSand yeaRs!” Discord muttered with pure venom in his voice as he too started to shake. Seeing as its Discord, he was shaking like a piece of rope when you dangle it around. “Oh yEs yoU wIll PAy” he seethed as he exploded into a black flame and disappeared.

Somewhere in Canterlot castle.

Celestia

The area was now starting to look like good old Nevada, grey walls and black and red sky.

“Sister, he sounded like he has dealt with this ‘clown’ before” Luna said looking down at Hank who has stopped bleeding.

“Luna he has attacked o-“ she was interrupted as a scroll materialised in front of her, after reading it she didn’t say a word, she teleported to the royal Barracks, leaving behind a confused and worried Luna.

“Guards!” Celestia bellowed.

Royal guards were there in mere seconds. “Yes your majesty!” they replied.

“Bring me the royal sister’s armour NOW” She demanded elating gasps from the guards.

“Y-your majesty, a-are you sure?” one guard asked, receiving an angry look from Celestia.

“Do not question me! This is important!” she said, raising her voice causing the guards to shrink back.

“R-right away…” the largest of the group replied.

Sighing in anxiety, Celesta’s mind was on the fritz. That letter was sent one minute ago, What could be happening there now? She thought.

Ponyville

JESUS

(The madness combat one)

Jesus was walking through the abandoned streets as an occasional blast of static filled the air, looking around for any ‘sign’ of that damnable clown.

All he saw was blood, blood everywhere. Dozens of dead bodies lying on the ground.

“What has he done?!” Jesus said angrily as he looked upon the carnage. “I see there is only one option” he said grimly as he let out a deep sigh.

Throwing his hands towards a body, a red glow started to envelop the body as it floated into the air, red clouds started to flow from the man’s hands as the bodies fur slowly started to fall off in patches as its mane started going black, its skin turning green as the skin around its muzzle tore away as the ponies mouth shot far open, once the transformation was complete the faintest of feint white glow covering the body. The pony was now a zombie.

Adjusting his halo and unsheathing his trademark Binary sword and Smith and Western 500 he was ready to face any foe that dared to cross his path.

“HUUrgnnn” the zombie pony uttered through bloody lips as it wobbled side to side.

“Find Tricky and KILL HIM” he commanded as he started to float off the ground and fly at the speed of a pony pulled train towards where he ‘felt’ Hank was.

After a couple minutes of floating later.

“HALT” yelled a white Pegasus in armour, causing Jesus to stop and turn around. “You are wanted dead for committing multiple murders in ponyville” He stated with a glare that could phase a pony, but not Jesus.

“It wasn’t me, it was the clown.” He stated matter-of-factly, causing the guard to grow angrier.

“HA! Do you honestly think I would believe that?” The guard scoffed.

“Yes” Jesus answered. “Now if you will excuse me I have to be on my way” He said as he started to float again but to be bucked in the back.

“You will not leave this field alive…” The guard growled with an icy stare, causing Jesus to laugh.

“Chinese swaps!” He yelled as he raised his S&W 500 and put a fair sized bullet through the guards head, causing the back to be completely blown out with a spray of grey matter and blood.

Elsewhere in Ponyville

TRICKY TRIXIE

All those stupid ponies are going to pay for humiliating me, I’LL SHOW THEM! Trixie thought as she walked into ponyville with her eyes to the ground. Upon reaching ponyville she looked up from the ground and into the sky with her eyes closed. (Silly girl)

“ATTENTION PONYVILLE, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS RET-AAAAHH!!” Trixie screamed as she looked down and opened her eyes to see seven green ponies with gaping bloodied jaws turning around and starting to run towards her leaving trails of blood from their dripping mouths.

“G-get away from Trixie” She panicked as she fired a stun spell on the incoming swarm. No effects.

“Khuurl… tchreky!” They moaned loudly as they closed the gap between them and their ‘supposed target’.

“NO! S-STAY BACK” She screamed as they started to pounce onto the shunned showmare.

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHH” She screamed out in agony as they started to bite down on her wherever they could, tearing flesh and crushing bone with their jagged teeth and strong jaws.

“PLEASE STOP…” Her cries of pain slowly became cries for terrified mercy as she was slowly being stripped of flesh. Suddenly a sickening crack was heard; her horn had been bitten off and swallowed. Her previously horned wound had a straw coloured juice slowly streaming out of her head. One of the zombies stuck it muzzles into the streaming hole of fluid and found the inside of her head, it shoved its mouth as far as it could into the wound and started to bite on her brain causing her to spasm for a couple of seconds until her whole body fell limp. The zombies kept feeding on the body until it was no more than a puddle of bone and blood with bits of blood stained silvery blue patches of hair.

The zombie that previously ate her horn was going through some trauma as it writhed on the ground, clutching at its forehead. Shortly after a bloodstained green horn burst through the skin, causing blood to weep out from around the base of the horn and down across its face.

A panicking light grey earth pony that was running away with tears streaming down her face was running blindly towards the slowly dispersing group of zombies, upon blinking the salty tears out of her eyes she came face to face with the unicorn zombie.

She screamed in terror and jumped back as she saw the gaping jaw of the zombie just about bite her muzzle off, angered at not getting a snack from this scared pony, it involuntarily lit up its horn with a burgundy glow and fired it at the pony.

“AGH!” She cried as the beam of magic hit her. At first it didn’t look like anything was happening, but a couple of seconds later she tasted blood in her mouth, she tried to spit it out but when she did a chunk of her lip came off. Shrieked as a fair bit of her lip was torn off her lip, she started feeling her jaw tingling just seconds before it shot open far wider than it should have, sending nearly all of the meat of her lips flying across the air.

“SHANUAN HELTCH MEEH” she screamed through a lipless mouth as bits of her scalp fell out along with her mane, her fur slowly started to go grey and fall off as her skin went that same ‘zombie green’.

“Khuurl… Heankh” the pony turned zombie groaned. as it too dropped to the ground moments before a horn sprouts up
Quite a bad day

(A,N. OOH AINT I A STINKER WITH ALL THESE CLIFFHANGERS?)

Just to clarify to some of you who don't fully under stand what they look like.
I made this for you :D