Discord is What?!?!
Chapter 1
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Chapter 1
"Oh Discord this is lovely!"exclaimed the yellow pegasus to her draconequus friend.
They were enjoying one of their weekly tea parties, which they always have on Tuesdays. Ever since Discord insisted on having one at his place, they have been taking turns on hosting them. This week it was his turn and, as always, added his chaotic twist. The sandwiches were little birds that fly and chirped, the teapot behaved like a dog, and they enjoyed it all from the ceiling where they sat comfortably sipping tea.
"Why, thank you Fluttershy."Discord answered gratefully before taking another sip of the green tea. His face scrunched up in disgust and he reached out for the sugar bowl, scooping several lumps. He put the lumps into his cup of tea and took another sip then sighed as it met his satisfaction.
Fluttershy stared at him during this. It was the third time he put several lumps of sugar into the same cup of tea and it was not the only thing she noticed a bit strange. He was always full of energy that rivalled Pinkie's but now he seemed more tired. She also noticed that his lower abdomen was slightly bloated like he gained weight. He also had gone to the bathroom several times since they started. Fluttershy was a little worried because this has been happening for the past few weeks and the last time he acted strange he almost faded away from existence.
"Um...Discord?"started Fluttershy nervously.
"Yes Fluttershy?"
"Are you feeling well?"
Discord almost dropped his cup. "Wh...why do you say that?"he stumbled. He looked like he was caught with his claw in the cookie jar.
"Well you have been acting at bit....strange lately."
"I'm always strange, I'm the Spirit of Chaos itself!"He was trying to look casual during this but the nervous twitch in his eye showed he was hiding something.
"I know that but you have been acting stranger than usual lately."
"I d...don't know what you talking about."He gulped then smiled nervously.
She looked at him sternly, clearly seeing through his attempts to act casual. "Discord,"she said more sternly that made him cringe, "You have been more tired than usual, going to the bathroom alot, eating weird combinations, and I also noticed your lower abdomen is bloated."
Discord stood quite while avoiding eye contact.
"Last time you acted this strange you almost faded away. If there something going on you need to tell me."She was worried for him.
"I...I can't tell you."His voice strained as he gripped his tail tightly.
"What do mean you can't tell me?"
"I JUST CAN'T!!!!"He bursted out eruptly, causing Fluttershy to shrink back. He breathed heavily while trying to fight back tears that were already forming around his eyelids.
"I think that's it for today."He said after a few minutes. Before Fluttershy could say anything, Discord snapped his fingers and sent her back to her cottage.
He sat there quietly without moving an inch. His magic double appeared next to him, his faced plastered with worry.
"You shouldn't have shutted her out like that, she is your best friend."Said his double a bit sternly.
Discord just stood quiet, looking at the ground/ceiling.
"You need to tell her already. How long do you really think you can hide this from her?"
"I do want to tell her,"Discord's eyes started to water up,"b..but I don't know how."He struggled with his words as tears rolled down his cheeks.
"It's simple, just tell the truth. Plus your not going to be alone during this."
"But it's my responsibility,"Discord near tears right now, "I'm going have to do this by myself and I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it!"Tears came flowing out as he cover his face.
His double just stared at him for a while then, without anything else to say, disappeared with a flash.
Discord sat there alone, sobbing. "What am I going to do?"He whispered between sobbs.
Fluttershy waited anxiously for her friends to arrive at her cottage. Discord was acting strange yesterday and she wanted her friends to help her find out why. She paced back and forth across her living room floor until she heard a knock at her door. She opened the door and found the six ponies and dragon she was waiting for.
"Fluttershy, is everything alright? We got your message that Angle sent and came here as fast as we can."said Twilight Sparkle worriedly.
"Yeah! It said something about Discord being himself."said Spike.
"And after what you had told us what happened last time this happened we just had to come, darling."said Rarity.
"Thank you for coming everypony, please come in."said Fluttershy. They all went in and sat on the seats she had prepared for them. "Discord has been acting a bit different lately and yesterday I asked if there is something wrong, but he blocked me out."
"How actually is he behaving lately?"asked Starlight.
"Yeah! Maybe we figure out why he shutted you out like!"shouted Pinkie.
"Well, he's been very tired, eating weird combinations, going to the bathroom a lot, looking sad sometimes, and his lower abdomen is kind of bloated."
"Ok, that does seem like somethn' to worry about."said Applejack.
"You think he might be sick or something?"asked Rainbow Dash.
Twilight pondered it for a few moments, "It could be but we can't know for sure unless he tells us what is going on."
"But, how are we going to get Discord to tell us when he won't even tell Fluttershy?"asked Starlight.
"Then we just need to make him talk....Fluttershy, it's your turn for the tea party next week right?"
"Yes Twilight."answered Fluttershy.
"Good here is what we're going to do."
Next week on Tuesday....
Discord appeared several feet from Fluttershy's cottage. He sighed before knocking on the door and waited for his pegasus friend. The door opened, showing the pony he shouted at last week.
"Hey Discord....why don't you come in."greeted Fluttershy.
He nodded and came in but was surprised to see Twilight, Starlight, Spike, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbowdash, and Applejack. They were sitting on chairs with worried looks on their faces.
"What are you all doing here?"asked Discord.
"Fluttershy told us what happened last week and we want to what's going on."said Twilight, "I have put a spell around the cottage so you can't teleport or run away." Discord just stood there blankly.
"I'm sorry Discord but this was the only way to find out what's wrong with you."said Fluttershy.
He turned his head away while holding himself. "Please tell us what's wrong Discord."She near tears now.
"I...I..."he stumbled, not able to get the words out through the lump forming in his throat.
"Just tell me already! Are you sick? Are you...."
"No!"
"Then what is it!"
He hung his head low, unable to stand lying to her anymore. "I'm...I'm pregnant."
"What?"
"I SAID I'M PREGNANT!!!"
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