Warrior of Purity

by PotatoGabe

Panic at the Treehouse

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"So lemme get this straight. You've got this big, buff, hairless monkey just sitting in your bed snoozin' Celestias day away, and you didn't tell us until 2 days after the fact?" The rainbow-maned pompous pony exclaimed, gesturing her hooves in several manners for emphasize.

"S-Sorry Rainbow, I just... didn't want to get anypony involved. Twilight already sent a letter to Celestia about the situation, and she is a very busy pony, and I just thou-" she cut off.

"It's alright, Fluttershy. We know you didn't want to burden us, but as your friends, we will always be there to help. Don't be scared to ask for our assistance, darling." Rarity reassured, placing a hoof on Fluttershy's shoulder.

"Th-Thank you Rarity, but I really should have told everypony sooner. I'm sorry for being such a bad friend. I promise I'll ask for help next time." She exhibits guilt just by the tone of her voice and expression, but smiles at her friends care for her. Princess Celestia, in her reply to Twilight's letter, told them to keep the incident a secret, and to say the explosion was just a little mishap of magic by an unknown pony. Fluttershy decided against informing them about this, and instead took the blame on herself.

Celestia has stated she'll be taking the pod into her care, for further inspection. She also said she'd be compensating the Apple family for their loss of land caused by the crash. She approved of Fluttershy's decision to take care of him, stating how she trusts Fluttershy's abilities with animals, and Fluttershy doesn't want to let Celestia down.

"Well, it's in the past now. And you're not a bad friend, Shy. None of us think that, and we wouldn't be here if that was the case." Applejack said, putting on a smile.

Oh, that reminds her. "If you don't mind me asking, why did you all come to my house? U-Uh, not to say you aren't welcome in my home, you are! But... did you need something?" She asks them.

From out of literally nowhere, Pinkie Pie bounces up infront of Fluttershy, having no idea what the definition of personal space is. Fluttershy jumps back a bit in retaliation.

"Ooh, ooh! I can answer that! It's cause we didn't get to go the spa last time, and Rarity wants us to go today since we skipped last time due that big kabloowie on Applejacks farm! It's weird though, cause my Pinkie Sense totally didn't pick up on it! I thought it was gonna rain chocolate milk again, but instead all we got was a big marshmellow looking rock thingy that-" Applejack places a hoof over Pinkie Pie's mouth. She mumbles, until she realized nobody hears her over Applejacks hoof, and slowly ceased her incessant mumbling.

"Thank you, Pinkie... Even if you went off-topic." Rarity said, now looking back up at Fluttershy. "So, what do you say?"

"I-I'd love to, but I can't leave him alone up there. He's still recovering, and..." She trails off, now only mumbling at a speed even Pinkie can't compete against.

"It'll be fine, sheesh Flutters. Ease up, will ya? Besides, if he tries anything funny I'll just fly back here super fast and put him in check!" Rainbow flies up and poses, confident in her own abilities. It'll be easy! No matter how buff he looks, he can't hit what's too fast to be seen."

Fluttershy, clearly not picking up in Rainbows violent motives, nods. "O-Okay, I guess." She trots up to follow them on their journey to the land of relaxation.

"Glad to have ya on board! Now, we've gotta go get Twilight. She's coming along with." Rainbow said, patting her on the back as they trot off to the spa. Maybe it won't be so bad...

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Goku's got to pee. Like, really really bad. And this bunny thing on his chest isn't helping at all. Goku's stomach grumbles.

Oh, and he's really hungry, apparently.

The hazy fog around him fades into not but a light blur, and he's now able to see much clearer. He really needs to get going before he ends up pissing himself. He sits up, with the semi-threatening bunny falling off his chest and back onto the beds mattress. The bunny starts grunting, jumping around and waving the carrot in anger. Did he do something to this guy? Right, not the time to ponder on it right now.

Goku flies up, and searches frantically for a bathroom. The bunny stares in awe at Goku, taken aback by his sudden flight.

"Come on, there's got to be a toilet somewhere! Maybe a urinal? Anything!" He holds his hands over his shins and starts swaying back and forth whilst flying. He scans the room, and notices a window. "Ooh, there's bushes out there! Maybe I can use those!" He opens the window, and flies out as fast as he can. Pulling down his torn pants, and showering the poor unsuspecting bush with... well, you know. He sighs in relief.

Too bad that there's a bear sleeping right next to him. What's worse is the bear just woke up. It sits up, and glares at the odd creature before it. Is this one of Fluttershy's new animals? Wait a second...

Is this thing taking a leak in its berry bush?

The bear sits up, and roars directl towards Goku. Goku finishes, and turns his head to see the cause of the loud noise. Is that a bear?

The bear is obviously pissed off at him, and solely him. What did he do?

Goku looks down, only to discover that the bush had berries in it.

Whoops.

It swings its claws to come crashing down at Goku, missing as it was easily dodged. "H-Hey wait, I didn't know this was your bush! Sorry, but I really had to go, and I couldn't find a bathroom fast enough!" The bear is having none of that. It was looking forward to eating those berries when it woke up, it wasn't expecting a side of lemonade to go with them!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! There are other bushes over there, they've even got more berries! Just use those!" Goku points behind the bear, stopping it as its interest was piqued. It turns to look at where Goku is pointing.

There was nothing there except grass and berry-less bushes.

"Sorry again!" By the time the poor bear had realized he'd been duped, Goku had already flown back up through the window, and retreated back inside the house. The bear roars in anguish, as Goku closes the window.

"Sheesh, I already apologized like a hundred times." He huffs, and turns back. He begins walking around the house. Where exactly is he? Did someone take him in? This place kind of looks like Earth, and even has animals from it. The greenery's about the same, too. Did he really end up back on Earth? Talk about some serious luck! He really should get back home soon, though. Chi-Chi's gotta be worried sick.

Hey wait, what was up with that horse thing he saw when he first woke up?

Maybe he was just jumping to conclusions with what he saw. It was too blurry to make it out right anyways. Goku's stomach grumbles again.

Oh right, he's really hungry. Is there any food around here? Maybe whoever lives here wouldn't mind if he got just a little something to eat...

He walks downstairs, noticing the bunnys eyes glued to Goku. No longer with anger, but shock. What an odd ball of fluff.

He notices a rug, some chairs, and a few decorations around the room. It has a tree-like theme to it. Wait, is he actually inside of a tree right now? That would explain the exterior when he flew outside. Where's the owner of this house? They probably left while he was passed out. Goku looks around a bit, and notices a door near the steps. He walks up and opens it.

Food!

He runs up to the fridge, and opens the door. "Phew, I'm starvin'! What d'ya got to eat, mysterious rescuer?"

He notices raw fish and flowers, along with oats and nuts. There's also raw meat from animals unknown to him. Nothing good, it seems. Plus, he's been getting Chi-Chi to do his cooking so often, he's nearly forgotten how to even cook meat! Maybe he should've payed more attention to how she was cooking instead of, well, training...

His stomach grumbles again, this time even louder. It hurts, and Goku clutches his hand over his stomach. He grunts, kneeling. Well, its either oats and nuts or starving to death. That's a bit over the top, but it's life or death in Goku's eyes.

He opens the fridge again, and forces the oats down. They're disgusting, like they weren't meant for saiyan consumption. They're also bland.

He swallows, coughing and gagging a bit. Ok, maybe he's being a little overdramatic again, but they really are that terrible! He'd rather have starved than scarfed that slop down.

Well, his stomach doesn't hurt as much, but he's still hungry. Maybe he could try eating the bear?

No, no. It probably belongs to whoever lives here. And eating their pet bear would be considered "rude", as Chi-Chi calls it, to do that to the person who took him in.

Hey wait, if he just shoots some ki at the meat in the fridge, it'll be fully cooked!

Oh wait, no, that won't work. He's literally inside of a tree, so he'd just burn everything down. What if he walks outside? Yeah, that'd work! Goku swears, he can be such a genius sometimes.

He grabs all the meat inside the fridge, clumsily holding every piece, and darts outside like a saibamen to Yamcha. He throws them into the air, and fires multiple ki blasts, each one specifically targeted towards a slab of meat. He catches each piece of meat, smiling giddily. He'd been so busy with cooking his food, that he doesn't pay attention to his surroundings. Or anything watching.

Goku's smile then warps to that of a pained expression. "Ooh, hot, hot!" He runs back inside, and places them onto the table. He rubs his hands together, licking his lips in the process, and proceeds to gorge himself on the meat like the champ he is.

The animals outside can only stare in horror through the window as this creature shoves down chunk after chunk of cooked flesh, repulsed looks on their faces. The bear glares with animosity and jealousy.

After a solid 5 minutes of saiyan savagery later, the newly full Goku stretches and exhales delighted to have eaten so much.

"Phew, that was great! I wonder what animal that was. I'll have to ask Chi-Chi to make it when I get back, no doubt she'd make it even better." Goku saids to nobody in particular.

He sighs, rubbing his stomach. He's all full now, but he's still a bit fatigued. Maybe he could rest a bit more?

Goku takes his bandages off, finding no further use for them as he's already healed completely from his battle. He also needs new clothes, because these torn pants and shoes are all he's got on right now.

He lays down on the long green chair, and drifts off into snoozeville. Maybe whoever sent him here will show up when he comes back, so he can thank them properly. And then, he'll be heading back home. Besides, he's on Earth, so it shouldn't be too hard to just fly back. Odd that he hasn't sensed anyone else's ki up to this point though, except some odd energy outside this house. Goku doesn't think much of it, and drifts off to sleep.

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"See, what did I tell you? The spa truly is one of the most magnificently relaxing activities to partake in of our time!" Said Rarity, an evidently joyous tone in her voice.

"Meh, I prefer the thrill of a race more than sitting in a hot-tub doing nothing, but I guess it was kind of cool. Too bad Twilight couldn't come, something to do with her books or research I bet. What an egghead." Rainbow replied, snickering as she walked out of the spa.

"Might've been a better experience if Pinkie over here stopped talking 'bout how cupcakes are made and how they'll 'eventually take over Ponyville' or some phooey like that." Applejack states, a little irked.

Pinkie Pie gasps in shock. "You take that back! I was just warning everyone to be mindful of our soon-to-be confectionary overlords!"

"Uh-huh. Maybe you could've also warned me about that space ship do-hickey falling into my land, speaking of that... Fluttershy, there's somethi-"

Fluttershy trots ahead, obviously not hearing Applejack earlier. She looks back. "Thank you very much for bringing me to the spa, I enjoyed it. But I've got to get back to my animals. I don't want to be late on their feeding." She smiles, waving a hoof to indicate her departure.

"Alright now, do be careful!" Shouts Rarity.

"Remember, if that macho muscle meathead monkey tries anything funny, just give me the word and it's down to pound town with it!" Rainbow exclaims, displaying the protective side of her loyalty.

Fluttershy gulps. She just now understands what Rainbow's talking about earlier. "W-Will do, thank you. Goodbye."

She walks away, as the other ponies continue chatting.

Applejack sighs, maybe she'll ask her later.

Walking past everypony in town, Fluttershy arrives at her home. She hears a roar from behind the house.

"Hm? Mr. Bear, is that you?" Did something happen here? He sounds upset.

The bear appears from behind the house, visibily distressed and perturbed. Its stomach grumbles.

"Oh, you're hungry? Have you eaten all the berries in the bush?" She looks back, seeing every berry is still on the bush. It also smells... terrible.

The bear made a lot of paw motions and pointed at the window, dragging his paw down to the berries, and back up to the window. Fluttershy doesn't understa-

Wait a second... isn't that where...

Did he wake up?

Fluttershy flies up to the window, gazing through. He's no longer in his bed.

"Oh no! He woke up when I wasn't there! Ohh, I knew I shouldn't have come with! I've... I've gotta tell Twilight. She'll know what to do." Where could he have gone off to?

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"Twilight, why've you been re-reading that same book over and over? It's kind'a freaky." Spike asks, a bowl full of gems in his claw. He puts one in his mouth, chewing.

Twilight sighs, placing a hoof over her head. "I've been looking for any sort of records on that creature, but the closest I got to its description was a monkey." She points a hoof at a picture of a absent-minded monkey, scratching his head. "Other than that, there's really nothing on it. Do you know what this means, Spike?!?"

Spike shuffles back, noticably uncomfortable. "Uh, that you're at risk of going looney again?"

Twilight doesn't seem to notice the comment, an eerie smile finds its way to her face. "It's a completely undiscovered species, and it's fr-"

Knock knock

Twilight shakes her head, staring at the door. "Spike, could you-"

"Yeah yeah, I've got it." Spike places his bowl of gems down, and walks towards the door. He opens it, only to be greeted by a frantically pacing Fluttershy.

"Oh, hey Fluttershy. What brings you here? Something happen? Cause you look really worried." He asked.

"I-Is Twilight still here?" She saids as fast as she can, Spike noting how she's in a hurry.

"Uh, yeah, sure. She's sitting over on the chair."

Fluttershy runs up to Twilight, knocking down a few books and wooden chairs accidently.

Twilight tilts her head, raising an eyebrow. "Hey, Fluttershy. Ehm, are you alright? Wh-

"He's gone!" Fluttershy shouts. Twilight's eyes shrink.

"What?"

"H-He wasn't there when I looked through the window, I think he ran out!"

"Fluttershy, calm down. Be more specific, what do you mean 'he'?"

Fluttershy breaths in heavily. "Th-The monkey alien, Twilight!"

"Did you check downstairs or anywhere else?" Twilight asked.

Fluttershy stops.

No, she didn't.

She was so scared when she noticed he wasn't on the bed that she jumped to conclusions and ran straight to Twilight.

Twilight could tell by Fluttershy's silence that the answer was no. "C'mon, if it's downstairs and he's awake now, I've got so many questions to ask it. I mean, safety precautions come first, buuut...~" Twilight trails off.

Fluttershy nods, and they trot out of Twilight's treehouse, and into Fluttershy's. Leaving a perplexed Spike to be the one to clean up Fluttershy's little outburst.

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He couldn't believe it.

That... that infernal ape! How could he, Lord Frieza, lose to such a weakling?

Right... that super saiyan ability. Mayhaps it would have been in Frieza's best interest to kill the saiyan first, and then his friends. His unforseen end may have been dealt to him from his own carelessness.

No! He refused to accept such a silly notion such as that. Especially since he's now dead, so he can save his worries for hell.

Hell feels oddly cold, though.


Author's Note

This chapter came out pretty fast, but don't expect such speedy chapters this often, this was basically a 2 parter.

As always, do leave all critiques below.

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