Yep. Just like what the chapter title had said, Bill Cipher is bored.

He is now but a statue, well actually inside the statue since he could still float around in there for some reason. But even tho he's not a statue physically, it's still quite boring in there and a pain to think about.

"Ughhhhh......" grumbled Cipher as he floated around in circles. "....welp. I got nothing." he then pointed a finger into the vast darkness of the 'sky'. "Screw you, pinetree! I'll get you for this! You and your dumb excuse of a sister! I'll get you! I'll get you both!........"

He then looked down at the never-ending vast of darkness. "......as soon as I find a way out of here. Jeez, didn't know that getting trapped in a statue would be so boring. Is this how Discord feels?" he said as something clicked in his mind.

".....Discord. Hey, never heard from him anymore. Where's that numbskull been eh?" he said as he looked around. "Damn this place is dark. I need some light in here."

He then floated up a little and looked down. Down at nothing. "I say let there be light!" he said as he waved his hands around at the air. And it really did work as it became brighter. Which surprised Bill.

"....huh. It worked." he said as he looked at his hands. "It worked.....it worked.....it worked! It really worked! Haha! I still have magic in this place! Haha!" he laughed. He then stopped. ".......I really gotta stop talking to myself. Hey, if I have magic, that means..." he then tried to snap his fingers. Nope. He can't get free that easily.

".....crud. Well. I didn't really want to get out anyway." he said as he crossed his arms. He then thought about his old pal again. "Hmm......if I can't escape from this hellhole here, could I just teleport myself into another dimension and come back?" he thought. "But then, I could only terrorise Gravity Falls. What about the other places? What about Japan? I really want to go to Japan."

"Now that I think about it, I don't even want to terrorise Japan. Seems like a nice place. Anime." he said as he suddenly day dreamed about meeting Hatsune Miku in person. He then realised that he was dreaming and shook his head. "Thoughts are weird."

He then made a table appear and sat on it. "Screw chairs. Hmm....." he thought as he looked at the table surface he was sitting on. "What dimension is he from again? I wonder if he misses me, heh."

He then made a weird bubble appear. In the bubble shows a variety of different dimensions. He swiped around it and started window shopping for dimensions.

"Hmm......" he said as he searched. He saw a dimension with nothing but penguins in it. "Uhhhhh.....no." He swiped and then saw a dimension with pizzas walking around. "Hmm........nein." He swiped again. And again. And again. "Nope. Nein. Nadda. Nyope. No. Uh-uh...."

This time after he swiped, he saw a dimension full of ponies. They were all nice to each other, some giving each other way while walking through the town and some even helping others to carry stuff. "Hmm.......interesting...." although how sickening the niceness there is, he seemed to be interested in it, not because it's filled with ponies, but because-

"Caaaaake." he mused as he was mesmerised by a large looking gingerbread house thing. Inside was filled with pastries such as cupcakes, cakes, cookies and whatever sugary treats you could name.

"What is this large diabetes-giving looking building? And why there a weird large pink grasshopper in it?" said Bill as he saw a pink thing jumping around everywhere. He zoomed into the dimension window to examine the pink thing a little bit better.

"Hiya! Nice to meet ya! Here ya go! Oh hiya you! You too!" said Pinkie as she zoomed from one table to another greeting everypony.

".....how does that thing do it?" noted Bill. That looks impossible for a pony to do. Is the thing even a pony?

"Hmm.......welp! Guess I'll go here. Oh wait.." he paused his excitement as he remembered. "I was supposed to be looking for Discord." he said. But he really wanted to visit this odd place, although how sickening it is.

"Discord, Discord, Discord. Where are ya at?" he then started to search through the bubble. He clicked something on the bubble and a mini version of himself appeared on the screen.

"Hello Bill!"

"Why hello to you too, Bill! So what's cookin', good lookin'?"

"Oh, Bill! You flatter me! So, what you lookin' for?"

"I'm lookin' for my old friend. He's uh, Discord. Heard of him before?"

"Why of course I've heard of him. I'm you, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you are! I forgot that I was that good looking too."

"Hokay!" said mini bubble Bill as he began to search through the bubble himself, making the bubble spin. "Woah woah woah woah woah!"

The original Bill watched as mini bubble Bill finally stopped spinning the bubble. "Here he is!" said mini bubble Bill as he pointed to a window dimension. In that window was a cottage. "Hehe. I feel sick. I'm going home." said mini bubble Bill as he generated a suitcase out of thin air and an 'out for lunch' sign that he hinged on the bubble, sheltering the bubble.

"See ya later, handsome." said Bill as he took the sign off and looked into the window. "Hmm....... what's the fella doing in a cottage? A girly cottage even."

Bill then zoomed into the window and entered the house. He then saw what he could not believe he's seeing.

"I tell you, that penguin certainly did seem frightening. But what was even more frightening was the cake that he made! I mean, raisin cake? Who puts raisins in cake?! That just ruins it!" said his friend, Discord as he sipped on his tea cup. A buttermilk coloured pegasus giggled as she took a sandwich from the tray of sandwiches placed on the coffee table in front of her.

"Oh, Discord. Some ponies really do like raisins in their cake. During Hearth's Warming, it's a tradition for ponies to make fruit cake."

"Fruit cake?! That's even worse than just raisins! Now they're putting in the whole fruit bowl's worth of fruit! What's next? Veggie cake?"

"Well, there's a thing called carrot cake-"

"Carrots too?!"

Bill watched the scene in shock. His friend is not out there causing chaos and 'ruling the world' like he said that he would. "....what is going on in there?"

But then he realised that it was a pony that he was talking to. Which means...

"Hey! This is the same dimension! And the same town! Welp, both a win-win I guess haha!" he said as he zoomed out of the window and exited the house. He then made a suitcase and his trusty cane appear. "Welp, old friend, here I come!"

Author's Note

Don't judge me.