"Why don't I make some tomorrow so you could try it? It's nice, I promise." offered Fluttershy as she tried to convince Discord that carrot cake is actually good.

"I'm not trying it, and you can't make me." said Discord as he crossed his arms. "Who was the one that invented that choice of mixing veggies into cake? I want to find that scoundrel and have a talk with him about how he ruined desserts."

"Oh, Discord. I'm not making you try it. I just thought that you might like some. To see that it's not that bad. It's actually pretty good. In fact, even-"

The conversation was interrupted with the sound of knocks on her front door. "Oh, who could that be?"

She walked to the front door to open the door. Discord followed along to see who had came to visit. He didn't remember Fluttershy saying anything about guests coming over.

She opened the door. "Hel-" She looked out to see Bill. "....lo."

"Hey there, Fluttershy! How's it going?" said Bill nonchalantly. Fluttershy looked at him, not knowing what or who he is. And to suddenly hear him say her name, she felt scared.

"Uhm.....h-how did you know m-my name?" stammered Fluttershy.

"I don't know, must've read it in a book or something." he then looked over to Discord who was peering from behind. He was on four legs so it was hard for him to see. "Discord! Buddy!"

Discord heard his name and the familiar voice that said it, which made him teleport out of the cottage and suddenly right in front of Bill. "Bill?"

"Discord!"

"Bill!"

"Discord!"

"Bill!"

"Discord!"

"Bill!"

"Um, Discord who is this?" asked Fluttershy, interrupting the weird name repeating thing that they were doing.

Bill hugged Discord as he chuckled, ignoring the pegasus's question. "Haha missed you, you large mess! Where've you been?"

"Just been in this dimension. Wrecked chaos, trapped in stone, escaped, trapped in stone again, sunbutt releases me, wreck chaos, ponies try to reform me yatta yatta, and now I'm here."

"Really now?" said Bill in surprise. "You've been through rough times, my friend. I had it softer. Like eh, per say, summoned by a guy named Stanford and made a deal with him letting me use his mind and control him, tricking him and his college buddy Fiddleford into making a gateway to the Nightmare Realm, letting his friend take a peek at what's at the other side," he said with slight tone change at the word 'peek. "Watching Stanford fall into the portal himself, after a few years of being alone getting summoned by a kid named Gideon, kid has a dream of stealing the shack where Stanford used to live in's deed, but in return help me with my plans, we shake on it, but then everything was ruined by two kids! Both of em the niece and nephew of that guy, Stanford! Like why? And how?! HOW?!" he shouted in frustration as he turned red with anger, scaring Fluttershy.

"Y-you know what? Maybe I should go inside and let you t-two catch up. Okay? Okay!" she said quickly as she answered her own question and rushed inside and closed her cottage door.

Discord looked at the cottage door and shrugged. "Then what happened?"

"Well, although they ruined my plan, I was indeed impressed. Pine twins beating me was certainly a memory that I would not want to forget. So I left them, but with a warning. Warning them that a mysterious darkness will fall on them one day, taking everything they once loved and cared for."

"I've been watching them ever since. That's when I saw another opportunity rise. Stanford's nephew, Dipper, Pinetree as I like to call him, found Fiddleford's old laptop. And when I saw him try desperately to guess the password, I thought 'hey, maybe I could get something from this'. So I tried. And he refused. It was when the laptop decided to count itself down that he realised that he really needed the password, and he accepted my offer, finally. I made a deal with him, giving him a password and in return, a puppet of my very own."

Discord was confused. "A puppet?"

"A puppet. His sister, Mabel, aka Shooting Star, was hosting a puppet show that night, so basically their room was filled with puppets. But, I wasn't interested in those puppets, the fact that he quickly deduced as he shook my hand, agreeing to the deal, and I took his body as my puppet!" he laughed. Discord chuckled too.

"But that's not the best part! Best part is, when I took his body, I smashed the laptop right in front of him! Haha! You should've seen his face! He was all like 'oh no! my laptop's busted'!" he laughed again.

Discord lowered his laugh as he kinda felt pity for the kid. Which was something that he started feeling ever since he was reformed. He felt pity for mocking others and terrorising them, even though he still did it. "So, uh hehe, is there a reason for wanting to terrorise this guy's family or is it just about revenge?"

"Well," started Bill. This was the question that he's been waiting for. That and being able to explore the town and look for that weird pastry shop. "I'm looking for a journal. And not just any kind of journal, Stanford's journal."

"It has all the information that I need to warp the Nightmare Realm with the real world and finally take over the world! Hahaha!" he starts laughing maniacally.

"And how did that go?" asked Discord. The plan did sound good. He wondered if it payed off.

"Well...." he looked at his hands. "Well....." he tightened his bow, "Well....." he said as he looked down to the ground, and suddenly turned red. "THE PINETWINS RUINED IT!" His anger erupted as his eyes filled with flames, his hands generating flames of their own too. Making it worse, he blasted a tree into flames that was right in front of the cottage.

Discord gulped. He snapped his talon as he made a bucket full of chocolate milk and poured it onto the flames to put it out.

"Calm down now, buddy. Deep breathes, deep deep breathes." he said as he patted the back of the triangle demon, with mittens on in case he would accidentally burn himself.

Bill slowly came down, turning back to his original colour. "Okay, okay, okay, okay, oooookay. I'm calm." he said as he took deep breaths like Discord has advised him to do. "But it still bugs me that TWO BRATTY KIDS COULD OVERTHROW ME!" he said as he lifted the tree trunk telekinetikaly and threw it towards the bridge that was also a few meters in front of the cottage. Discord was ready for that since he had casted a spell that would make anything inside and outside of the cottage unbreakable.

He then generated his trusty cane and began to bang his forehead with it. "Stupid. Kids. Stopping. Me. From. Throwing. Endless. Parties."

Discord looked at his friend with pity. "Is there any way that I could make you feel better?"

Bill stopped his head hitting and looked at Discord. "Well, there is one way. Is there a bakery nearby?"

Author's Note

I like doritos.