Chaotic Demon, Meet Some Cuddlys
Bill is the other Lord Of Chaos
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"So you're gonna send us hooome?" asked Bill as he clinged onto Celestia's right back leg. Clinging onto Bill's left leg was Discord. And, clinging onto Discord's neck was Kasut, who was still smiling and giggling like a drunk maniac. It was the next day.
Celestia was frustrated with them. Mainly because she had to do her duties with two chaotic magical lords that act as if they were 5 and ran round the castle and almost drowning them in pudding. And her student who was hanging on to them for dear life as they ran around. Which worried her. Not because he was hanging for dear life, but because she promised to make sure the kid stays in one piece otherwise she won't get her share of bits.
They bunked in the same bed as her, which now made her bed smell like pudding. Damn life is sucking so much for her right now.
"Bill. You don't even live there." replied Princess Celestia.
"I could if I want to..... I just don't want to." he said as he was dragged across the floor along with his friends. "Discord lives there."
"I do?" asked Discord in confusion.
"Don't you?"
"I don't know. I live in some void, I don't where the void is located at."
"....huh." was all he said as he was dragged. But he was then held to a stop as Celestia stopped walking. "......why did you stop?"
"We're heading down stairs now- Bill, Discord. Could you please stop holding on to me? It's really hard to walk." she said as she looked down the stairs. "And you don't expect me to drag you all down, do you?" she said as she glanced back. They all glanced back at her. Silence filled the room for a few seconds before the Princess sighed in frustration. She then immediately teleported them down the stairs.
Bill looked down and then looked up again at Celestia. "Indeed I didn't. That was a surprise indeed."
"......I need some coffee."
"What if she didn't get my letter? What if she got caught up and put the letter aside so now she doesn't know that a new entity is roaming freely? An entity with the same level of magic as Discord even!" said Twilight as she paced to and fro in her tree house. When she got back home yesterday she didn't even bother to question her flying books as she wrote the letter and sent it to Celestia. What's making her panic is the fact that Celestia haven't replied to get yet. "What if she doesn't read it in time and suddenly for all we know Equestria is in flames? What if- what if they did something to Celestia so that she couldn't read the letter and tell us how to-"
"Oh my gosh, Twilight. We've been over this." said Rainbow in an annoyed tone. "Celestia might've already read it. Maybe she knows what's going on and is trying to fix it. Maybe she just forgotten to tell you that. Or maybe they did catch her and lock her up or something." said Rainbow.
"That's reassuring." said Twilight as her left eye-lid twitched. Applejack knocked the back of Rainbow's head.
"Are ya tryna make her more worried than she already is?" said Applejack as Rainbow rubbed her head. "Twi, it's gonna be fine. Hopefully the Princess did manage to read it and maybe she had gotten the situation under control. Maybe she's just too busy to write you back." said Applejack.
Fluttershy too spoke. "Well, maybe she did. I had heard from Discord that he visits her often."
Twilight sighed. "Tell me about it. Oh, it's not like the Princess keeps sending me letters telling me about how bothersome Discord could be every. Single. Week." she said as she smiled like a crazy maniac.
They stopped as they were all startled by the sound of fireworks coming from outside. A knock then came to her door.
Twilight was confused but opened the door. She then tumbled backwards as a carpet rolled across her and into her house.
The sounds of trumpets blared as the sound of somepony clearing his voice could be heard. "Ahem. Presenting..... The Lord of Chaos, Discord, and.....th- the other, Lord of Chaos, Bill!" announced the voice as a golden chariot landed in front of Twilight's house.
Pinkie and Fluttershy helped her up and out from below the carpet as the rest looked at the golden chariot.
In the golden chariot sat Princess Celestia along with Discord and the flying triangle that Twilight knew as Bill.
Ponies who were around that area and others who came out of their houses to see what all the commotion was about looked at the two Lord of Chaoses. (Is that a word? Chaoses? Yea I'll just use it. I invented the word.) Although they only knew Discord, just by looking at Bill they all panicked as they ran away or into their houses.
As they all got out of the chariot, Twilight looked at them, not knowing whether to be relieved that the Princess might've had actually handled the situation herself or if she should freak out because the announcer had announced Bill as the 'other Lord of Chaos'.
Princess Celestia turned and looked at her two guests. "Did you two really have to announce your arrivals that way and attract attention?"
Discord looked around. He saw nothing. He also could've sworn that he saw a tumbleweed tumble around. "....what attention?"
"Why didn't moonbutt come?" asked Bill.
Celestia sighed. "She's sleeping, Bill. And you keep waking her up and bothering her and asking her if she wanted to do arts and crafts with you is not letting her do so."
"Do what? Arts and crafts?" asked Discord, making her groan in annoyance.
"Princess Celestia!" exclaimed Rainbow as she bowed down in respect. Her other friends, excluding Twilight, too bowed down in respect.
Twilight was just, frozen.
Princess Celestia walked towards and into her house as she looked at her bowing subjects and smiled. "You may all stand up now." And as she went in, a flying book flew towards her, making her dodge in reflex. As she looked around, she could see that a lot of her books were flying around and about. Her student's bed was also galloping around.
Everypony looked towards Discord and Bill. Bill looked at everything and turned to Discord, who raised his paw and claw in defence. "Erm.......I was.
........just making her house more lively?"
Bill floated beside Celestia and whispered into her ear. "He's not wrong about that." whispered Bill.
Twilight looked at them, back and forth at the Princess and at the two chaos bringers. ".......I'm tired." she said in a dazed tone as she fainted.
Author's Note
My favourite animal is a carrot.
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