Bill Meets a Christian/Islam. He won't choose one.

"So what brings you two here today?" was the first thing Celestia had said after being hit by a cake. She was all cleaned up now. They were all now walking in the hallway.

Kasut was still clinging onto Discord and Bill, smiling and sometimes squeaking. His grip was a lot looser than before, so Bill is now able to breath and not suffocate to death. Discord is the only one who is able to move around. Except for his arms. He could raise them but the upper part of his arms are clamped against his sides because of the 'endearing' hug Kasut is giving them.

"Sheesh, Celly. Don't you miss me?" asked Bill. Celestia sighed.

"I might've a little, if you didn't decide to launch a cake at me."

"What is with ponies and hating gifts? It was a gift, Celly. A gift." responded Bill, feeling insulted.

"Whatever." she sighed. "I hope you two didn't cause any trouble anywhere."

Meanwhile in Ponyville, Twilight and her four other friends, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie and Rainbow were all walking towards Fluttershy's cottage to tell her the news of Discord and his new 'friend'. Half of the trip was just walking and searching for their friends, while the other half was trying to convince them that Discord really did have a new friend.

"So he's a flying triangle wall?" asked Rainbow.

"And yellow." reminded Rarity.

"Ok, a yellow flying triangle wall?"

"With a top hat, a bow and a cane." added Pinkie.

"I didn't remember any cane." said Twilight confused.

"Oh yeah. He didn't have his cane with him during our part of the story. Okay then, continue."

"......okay. There is no way in Equestria that anything like that exists." said Rainbow as she gave up even trying to believe anymore.

"But, Rainbow. He was real. He was together with Discord." said Twilight, trying to get her friend to believe.

"Twilight, this is Discord we're talkin' bout. Dis-cord. He probably made that 'friend' of his outta his chaotic... magic somethin' somethin'." said Applejack. "He was capable of making clones of himself, Twi. He could also be capable of making 'friends' for himself too."

"You're making him sound like he has no friends." laughed Pinkie.

Rarity scoffed. "Does he even have friends?"

"Everypony has a friend! Some are also imaginary! Isn't that right, Owly the Owl?" she asked at nothing as she looked to her side like somepony is actually there walking with her.

"Yeaa...... Pinkie you're just cuckoo." commented Rainbow.

"Heheh......yea." agreed Pinkie as she continued to hop all the way to the cottage. They stopped as they realised that Twilight had stopped as well.

"What is it, darling?" asked Rarity. Twilight looked at the scene in front of her with widened eyes.

"Take a look at it yourself." she said as they all looked at the charred tree trunk that was on the bridge, blocking them from crossing.

"What?! Who did this?! And why must it be my favourite tree?!" cried Pinkie as she sobbed onto Applejack, who rolled her eyes.

"I hope Fluttershy is alright!" said Twilight at once as she jumped into action and telekinetikaly carried the charred tree trunk away to the side. They were then able to cross without hesitation.

Twilight was the first one to reach the cottage and straight away knocked on the front door. "Fluttershy! Fluttershy? Or Fluttershy? Are you alright in there?"

It took a few seconds for the door to open. The meek looking pegasus popped her head out. "H-hello?" she said. When she realised that it was her friends, she sighed in relief. "O-oh. It's just you all. Come in." she said as she opened her front door widely for them. They all walked in.

Twilight rushed up to Fluttershy and checked her from the tip of her hooves to the hairs on her head. "Are you alright? Did anything happen?" she then pointed to the tree trunk that was by the road. "What happened there?"

"O-oh. I never noticed that. It was probably Discord and his friend. They were out here a while ago as I gave them some time and space to catch up. I guess they were really into their 'catching up'." she said as she glanced over to the tree trunk

"That doesn't matter. What matters is that you're fine." said Twilight, relieved that her friend was still in one piece. She looked back at the charred tree trunk. "So you know about Discord's 'friend'?" she asked.

"Uh, I was a little surprised when he showed up at my front door while Discord and I were having our tea party. I guess he knew Discord was here? Discord never mentioned about him before. I think from what I've heard, his name is 'Bill'?" said Fluttershy as she closed the door behind her. But Twilight held the door, making it unable to close. "Uhm, Twilight? Could you-"

"We need to send a letter to the Princess about him. Who knows? He might be a big threat to Equestria. And with Discord beside him, he'll be an even bigger threat!" said Twilight. Until she saw Fluttershy frowning at her. ".....what?"

"Sorry if I seemed rude but, are you saying that Discord is a threat to Equestria?" asked Fluttershy. "He's changed, Twilight. Don't you remember that?"

"Fluttershy, I didn't mean that. I just meant........" she paused as she thought again. Even she doesn't know what she had meant. ".......nevermind. Okay then, I'm sorry. But we still need to inform Princess Celestia about him."

A letter suddenly appeared in front of Celestia, who stopped walking as she took the letter and read it.

Dear Princess Celestia,
I'm writing this letter to inform you about Discord's 'friend' who arrived earlier this morning by Fluttershy's cottage. We don't know whether he is a threat or not, but we have some clues that say that he might bea creature full of great power, much like Discord.

He was a flying yellow flying brick triangle brick wall. Yes, that is exactly what I just wrote. He also had some features such as a top hat and a bow. And a cane. He also has one big eye.

He didn't caused any big trouble but he did might've burned a tree trunk that was in front of Fluttershy's cottage and threw it onto a bridge and started Sugar Cube Corner on fire but with fake rainbow coloured flames that still produce smoke which fooled some ponies, making them panic. We have no evidence that the first incident was his doing but during the second incident they were both there and had admitted to starting the fake flamed fire and panic.

I will send more information about him if we ever encounter them or him alone stirring up trouble again.

Your dearest student,
Twilight.

Celestia put the letter down and glanced at the duo (and the pegasus colt that was still clinging onto them) that was behind her. "So, already causing trouble for others?"

Bill shrugged. "Yep. You hoped for their well-being a little too late, hun."

Author's Note

I want macaroni now.