Letters from a shy pony's personal assistant

by Animal heart

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Dear journal,
today, everyone was racist and awful.
Today a zebra came to town, and everyone freaked, they thought she was some evil traveling gypsy, it just makes no sense.

Dissapointed in everypony,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
today my room was eaten by parasprites, we should have listened to Pinkie...
sleeping in a tree tonight,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
today was winter wrap up, and I woke a lot of skunks up, sang a super long song, and got bossed around by twilight (With Fluttershy's approval of course.)
Showering for life,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
When cuteness calls don't be worried, with cuteness like this, what's the hurry, three lil, fillies walk around town, one yellow, one white, one orangish brown, they're the CMC being funny and cute, when they walk in, well, what a hoot, one unicorn, an earth pony, and a pegasi, too bad this one can hardly fly, apple bloom's a hard worker standing by, scoot's gonna be scooting on by, sweetie's sweet like sweet bee honey, whilst all of these cuties are super funny, while all wanting their marks, though at least they're not caniving sharks, the CMC are the best around, the CMC stomp on their grounds!

Maxing and chillaxing like a rap idol,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
Applejack and Rainbow Dash are cocky and petty.

Still facehoofing,

Animal heart

Dear journal,
Rarity sings a song for two hours.

still humming,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
Have you opened yourself to our lord and savior Pinkie pie.

Ever religious,
Animal Heart


Author's Note

That's all for this batch of horror.

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