Dear Princess Celestia,
Today tickets to the grand galloping gala were sent out, and guess who didn't get one, yes, that's right, your favorite bright yellow colt right here! So the dealer(pinkie pie), the farmer(Applejack), and the show crasher(Rainbow Dash) get to go, but a loyal assistant and bearer of good intentions gets skipped!

You have a cruel way of playing with ponies emotions, first sending only two tickets to Fluttershy's friends, and now this.

I mean, how could you let Fluttershy, who doesn't even like parties, Pinkie pie who will just be selling stuff out back, she says she's there to party, but i saw a small plastic bag of pot that she slipped in her dress, Applejack, who is stupid enough to sell food next to a FREE buffet, Rarity, who was trying to marry your nephew, Rainbow Dash, who is trying to crash a wonderbolt's show and is just asking to be arrested, and Twilight, student of you and is the only one who actually should be there!

I'm just waiting for the gala so this can blow up in all of their faces,~~luckily cloud and angel are going to sneak me in out back, so I get a front row seat to this train wreck.~~

Anticipating karma to take course,
Animal Heart
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Animal heart was waiting by the mailbox for his gala ticket outside of the cottage and all of a sudden...

"I guess a two ton bladder buster hayshake was a bad idea, huh." Said Animal Heart needing to use the little colt's room, he dashed off.

While Animal Heart was trying to use toilet paper with hooves, Derpy the mailmare delivered the ticket, she dropped it and a bird flew away with the golden ticket.

When Animal Heart got back, he saw the mailmare leaving.

"Oh, my ticket must be here!" Exclaimed Animal as he ran to the mailbox, he looked and it was not.

"Noooooooooooooooo!" He screamed in anger, then just to vent, he wrote out his very second journal entry in a rage.
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Dear journal,
Applejack needed a nap today, hijinks ensued.
Too tired to write today,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
Rainbow's friend Gilda came from griffinstone, and my Celestia it shows, she was rude, crude, and had an all around bad attitude, hey, that rhymes, she even made Fluttershy cry! Yoyui could also tell with her brain size, and with such expanding vocabulary such as "Lame" and "Totally."

I think pinkie slipped her something because nopony nor Griffin says those words unless they are higher than a kite, i think this because she was super tense the whole time she was there.

Luckily she took her markless flank back to griffinstone after Dash pranked her so badly she flipped, I may have started laughing a bit, okay, a lot, but she deserved it, did she not?

Still rolling on the floor,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
I am still seeing stars from the Ursa minor, I guess I should explain, a magician came to ponyville and was bragging at her show, Celestia forbid anyone put on a SHOW for the audience because everypony got mad at her, for no reason!

I know this is hypocritical because later that night, twilight showed her own magic to stop the Ursa minor, and got praised, I'm pretty sure I saw mayor mare slip her the key to the city!

Hypocritical against hypocrites,

Animal Heart

Dear journal,
Today a dragon came to ponyville and Fluttershybecame a woose and chickened out, I'm pretty sure she actually made goat noises.

Luckily pinkie slipped her something and a stick got shoved up her flank.

Disappointed in Fluttershy,

Animal Heart.

Dear journal,
Today nothing happened to me, but something did happen to AJ and Rarity, so I'll let them write this entry.

So me an rarity went ta twilight's place for da night cause of da storm, first I gave applejack a fab, and much needed makeover darling, an- what didja jus say bout me-

Well, they are now fighting on the floor, I'm gonna get some popcorn, see ya

the luckiest colt alive,
Animal Heart