What happens when ponies are forcibly ejected into Tehran? Do they die, do they live? DOES RAINBOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS?

Rated MATURE for language, and possible gore later on.

Joint story between me and Zaelex.

Oblivion-Xenarch (Me, duh)
Hellfire-Zaelex (You should see what he does as an engie in BF3)
Noob-One of our closer friends IRL, who pretty much sucks at BF3, yet still loves it to hell.
Deadshot-Another one of our closer friends, he isn't too bad, but I wouldn't nominate him for a leader.