The Electric Defender
The Gigawatt Hammer
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"We have lost the objective." "Heads up C4 blowin" Logan heard familiar sounds. He hadn't moved yet, wait, that sounded like it was Battlefield 3 he must have fallen asleep while playing. There was one problem, he was in a bed, and a damn comfortable bed, much more comfortable than his top bunk at home. Logan opened his eyes and looked around, he wasn't home. It was night time, the moon was up and he was in a room a big one.
"Okay I've got the C4 ready," a voice said, Logan looked over to see Princess Luna and another pony stitting at a TV with controllers. The pony had a horn and wings, and was light pink with different colors in her mane and tail banana yellow, violet, and purple.
Logan sat up and felt pain everywhere, legs, arms, torso, even face, "Ahhh, my everything," he groaned.
"Oh he's awake," Luna said, "how are you feeling?"
"Like crap."
"Well duh," The pink pony said, "Luna told me what happened and I think you are very brave and very lucky to be alive,"
"Who are you?" Logan asked.
"This is Princess Cadence." Luna said.
"She's not going to laser me too, right?" Logan asked.
Luna laughed "No she's not going to laser you,"
"Finally," Logan said, "laser free"
"Honey," a voice said, a White unicorn with a blue mane and tail walked in, "I've been looking all over for you," then he saw Logan "human" his horn started to glow. Logan knew another laser was coming.
"Oh, so close," Logan said, *pew* the blast hit Logan square in his exposed chest and shot him out of bed and tumbling over the balcony outside the room. Logan tumbled over the stone rail backwards and was barely able to grab the bit of floor hanging out. Logan dangled their for a moment.
"Don't look down, don't look down, don't look-" Logan looked down, he was on a mountain, only holding his life by one hand. "Why would you build a city on a mountain!?" Logan shouted as he grabbed on with his right hand and started pulling himself up. He heaved himself up onto the stone railing and looked up to see the unicorn who fired again shooting Logan far away from the city.
Logan fell towards the ground. He was far above the clouds. Logan was sure he wouldn't live through this so he took the opportunity and went into position he saw sky divers do on TV. It felt like flying then he saw Luna falling with him she smile "Enjoy this," she said "it will take 15 full minutes to reach the ground."
Logan started to sing again. Luna decided to join him in the last lines.
Logan felt something under him, he saw Luna knew she was going to go back up.
"Hold on tight!" she yelled with one flap of her wings she broke the sound barrier. Luna went shooting up and Logan saw the castle within seconds. They slowed slowed down and safely landed on the balcony. "And that is a sonic rainboom." Luna said proudly. The white unicorn had left but Cadence hadn't.
Logan looked down and then realized he was only wearing his boxers, and hid behind the nearest object. Luna put on an evil grin "that's not the closest I've been to your member"
Logan's head spun to look at Luna who pecked his cheek. "Say what?" Logan said looking at his boxers. "when?!"
"When I decided to wash the blood out of your clothes." Luna said "I knew I there wouldn't be enough time to make new clothes so I had them washed, I had your boxers washed as fast as possible."
"Wait you got my boxers off?! Logan asked. "Who saw-" Logan gestured towards he boxers.
"Only us two," Luna said, "And it was quite a big thick one too." Logan thought his cheeks were boiling.
"You would remember." Cadence said, "After all you were the one who wouldn't stop playing with it." Luna hid her face and Logan wanted his head to explode. "You kept playing with it even after it got hard. It was like you were about to do the deed."
"I-i-it was for scientific data." Luna said.
"Yeah right!" Cadence laughed, "If I wasn't there I know you would have fucked him."
"CHANGE TOPIC!" Logan shouted.
"Oohoohoo, someones getting aroused." Cadence said. Logan looked down, dear god she was right Logan tried to push it down so it was less noticeable but only succeeded in pushing it out the middle of his boxers into plain sight. Cadence looked away, Luna looked at it. "Looks like Luna is willing to help you with that." Logan put his member back in his boxers, and looked around trying to find extra cover.
"It's no big deal." Luna said, "we're naked" Logan's mind started filling in gaps girls to mares. Logan stared into Luna's eyes and she stared into his. He felt calm again. Luna walked to the bed, lied down on one side and gestured Logan to come and lay down with her. Logan didn't object he was too calm so he walked over and lied down on his side still looking into each others eyes.
"Are you okay?" Cadence asked.
"I feel so calm looking into your eyes," Logan said to Luna
"Me too" Luna agreed
"I let you two get to it then." Cadence teased, no response. "I'm going to see if Logan's clothes are clean." Then Cadence walked out of the room.
They stared into each others eyes not saying anything. Then Luna leaned forward then planted her lips on Logan's. At first Logan was hesitant but then he started returning the kiss. Logan widened the gap between his teeth a bit, as soon as he did Luna thrust her tongue into his mouth and began exploring it. Logan began to do the same, after what seemed like forever or at least an hour Luna broke the kiss. She blushed realizing what she had just done.
Logan felt bad that she was upset a little, "You were wonderful," Logan said in a calm voice.
"So...," Luna started, "You wanna play some video games, maybe Battlepony 3 on the Pony Station 3?"
"Sure," Logan said, he and Luna walked to two of the three TVs. Logan looked at the PS3 it looked the same as his from back home. "The technology is similar, maybe the same," Logan said.
"You can use my sister's account," Luna said.
"Hold on," Logan said, "if the technology is the same, maybe I can log on to my account." Logan made a new user and typed in email and password. He waited for what was no less than a second before in the top right hand corner of the screen a notice popped up. 'signed in'. "Oh ho oh yeah," Logan said, "What's your account name? If I can sign in, I can probably add you to my friends list."
Luna started tearing up, "You consider me a friend?"
"Heck yeah," Logan said, "You helped me so much and we kissed. You're a friend, and maybe more." Luna blushed "So what's your account name?"
"NightRuler1000," Luna said, Logan immediately recognized the name.
'She may still be angry from all that luck I had,' Logan thought to himself, unknowingly Logan made a worried face.
"What's wrong?" Luna asked noticing something was troubling Logan.
Logan didn't respond at first but then again she would find put better be now that put it off. "I'm worried you'll recognize my account name and not want to be my friend for it."
"Why? What's your account name?" Luna asked.
"Don't laser me when I show you," Logan said.
"I won't," Luna reassured. Logan sent the friend request. Luna looked at the top right of her screen and looked at the name, hotthorns. Luna's jaw hit the floor. "You're the one who-"
"Kept getting extremely lucky," Logan finished. "Please tell me I'm still your friend."
Luna put a straight face and spoke, "I'm still your friend," Logan breathed a sigh of relief, then Luna put on a playful smile, "But that doesn't mean I can't get revenge." Luna pushed Logan onto his back with her magic then sat on his legs just below his pelvis and used her front hooves to pin his arms. Her horn started to glow.
"Hey you promised no lasers," Logan said nervously.
"You never said I couldn't zap you" Luna said grinning.
"How much?" Logan asked, Luna shot a show of lightning out the balcony. "But that's too much, It will stop my heart and kill me!"
"I know," Luna said, "But I can restart it too. Tell me what the afterlife was like when you get back!" Luna shot lighting into Logan. He had never felt such a sensation. It was light he could feel his the electricity in his blood. Logan wished the electricity would stay away from his heart, he knew it wouldn't though, he would be dead when Luna stopped electrocuting him, but his heart should be racing and it wasn't, it seemed normal to him.
Logan willed the electricity out, he tried to think positive and imagined some of the electricity bursting out like an electric pulse to shock Luna not to hurt her, just to stop her, then Logan tried commanding the electricity to do so. Suddenly something burst out from his chest it was a blue thin sheet of electricity around him like a ball. It didn't do anything to him as it burst outward Logan wasn't sure if it went through him or just passed over him. It took less than a second to reach Luna, when it did, she stopped shocking him and her body shook for a second.
Luna took a moment to collect herself then looked at Logan in awe and curiosity. "What was that?!" she exclaimed.
"What!" Logan shouted hoping nothing was wrong.
"I can feel my magic electricity," Luna said, "But when I started shocking you the electricity wasn't coming out and I lost it inside of your body," Logan gave her a confused look, Luna rolled her eyes, "I lost the electricity because your body absorbed it.
Logan checked to see if he could feel any electricity in his body, "Nothing," Logan said, "Wait." then Logan felt it everywhere in his body were pockets or balls of electricity each connected to another or more by a stream of electricity. "I feel it, electricity is everywhere."
"What did you do?" Luna asked, "After a few seconds of electrocuting you a ball of my lost electricity expanded out and shocked me,"
"I thought of a hollow ball of electricity expanding out and I tried to command the electricity to do it, and it worked." Logan said.
"How can you control electricity." Luna pondered.
Logan thought then it occurred to him that the electricity had sucked him into this world. "Luna," Logan said, "when I killed you with the defibrillator, what did you do?"
"I got really angry," Luna said, "And zapped the TV with everything I had."
"I got into this world by electricity coming out of my TV and sucking me in." Logan said, "Can you sense any of your magic?"
"I can sense magic from over 1000 years ago," Luna said proudly.
"Search my body for your magic from a few days ago" Logan said. Luna's closed her eyes and her horn lit up.
"You have multiple magic scars," Luna said.
"What are those?" Logan asked.
"It's the term used when a body is given an overdoes of magic which leaves a mutation," Luna explained.
"Can the mutation give special powers?" Logan asked.
"I suppose so," Luna said.
"So I have magic scars from a few days ago right?" Logan asked. Luna nodded her head, "I entered this world a few days ago,"
"So," Luna said trying to figure out what Logan was getting at.
"So, you shot magic lightning at your TV and lightning came out of my TV and sucked me in here," Logan explained.
Luna started to piece together the information, "Are you saying-"
"Yes Luna, the lightning you shot at your TV was the lightning that sucked me in and gave me the magic scars." Logan explained.
"So, I am the reason you thou art here, and the reason thee can command electricity?" Luna said nervously.
"Yup," Logan said in confirmation.
"Logan's clothes are-" Cadence stopped as she walked into the room and saw Logan and Luna, they then noticed Logan was still on his back and Luna was sitting on Logan's legs just below his pelvis with her front hooves pinning his arms, "Was I interrupting your fun, it looks like you two were about to get a little naughty in here." Cadence added with a sly grin.
"WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING!!!" Luna and Logan both shouted.
"Right," Cadence said. Luna got off Logan who got up.
"Can I really control electricity?" Logan mumbled to himself.
"What did you say?" Cadence asked. Logan said nothing instead he walked over out on the balcony, Luna and Cadence followed.
Logan looked at his hand. He imagined shooting a small condensed orb of electricity shooting out of his fist and exploding on impact or when he open his hand. Logan looked up to see something flying in the sky.
"Rainbow Dash?!" Logan called.
"Yeah?" Rainbow called back.
"What are you doing flying around so late?" Logan asked
"Nothing," Rainbow said she disappeared be hind a cloud.
"She's spying on us," Logan said. He directed electricity to his fist and and shot it through the cloud Rainbow had disappeared behind. He opened his and and a ball of electricity just about 15 feet in diameter blew away the clouds. Logan saw something and he motioned Luna and Candace to step back. Rainbow Dash landed on the balcony.
"How did that feel?" Logan asked Rainbow.
"It shocked me and shot me through the air" she said
"I'm going to call it the gigawatt hammer" Logan said.
"You did that?!" Cadence shouted in disbelief.
"I guess have have some explaining to do" Logan said.
"You can do that tomorrow night you must sleep now, can't have you seen at day or else ponies would freak out. By now all of our time schedules have turned to sleep at day and be awake at night. Plus we can practice on controlling your abilities tomorrow." Luna said.
"I'm off to bed," Cadence said and left the room.
"I guess I'm sleeping on the floor," Logan said
"Oh no you don't," Luna said, "You're sleeping with me in my bed," Logan giggled childishly, "Not like that."
"How old are you?" Logan asked as they climbed into bed
"When I was changed back by the elements, I lost most of my age, I'm technically 15 now, just like you."
"Good, because it makes this a whole lot less weirder." Logan kissed Luna, it took her by surprise but she started returning the kiss they explored each others mouth locking tongues a few times. After about thirty seconds they broke the kiss and Luna closed the blinds.
"Even better the second time," Luna said
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