“Ugh… where am I now?” Said Skills as he discovered he was not in a homunculus body of a bipedal creature this time. “Huh?!” Skills crawled to a pond to discover that he was in a form he never thought he could be. “WHAT THE HELL?! I’M A PONY!?” Yelled Skills as he crawled around to view his surroundings. “Where am I?” Asked Skills as he smelled the air “That’s odd? I smell mostly ponies compared to the varied species of creatures I saw.” Skills looked to see a mountain with something built on it. “What the hell is that? A castle?” Skills looked at the mountain base as he looked up “Well… we all have to venture into the unknown.” Skills looked at his hooves to see tiny setules, he smirked as he trotted up the mountain as he crawled to check what else was on the mountain. “At least I have my natural spider abilities and the rest of my skills.” He said as Skills continued to climb until he discovered that there was a city built near the castle. “Huh… It looks neat but it gives me a ‘rich-only and no commoners allow’ place.” Said Skills as he looked below and jumped down, without being seen. “Hmmm… This place isn't my cup of tea.” Said Skills as he noticed a cart filled with mirrors. “I guess mirrors aren't just large broken pieces of glass.” He said as he examined his appearance. “I am an Earth Pony. Like Baked Goods but as a male and my appearance is exactly as my Zoa Ere form… without the extra legs. I guess my features have been turned into a coat and mane, along with a tail equivalent to a stallion.” Said Skills as he noticed a symbol on his sides. “A spider, of my 1st form? At least I get a picture on my butt to remember what I am.” Said Skills annoyed him, but he noticed his messy mane. “Makes sense. I never comb my hair as a human.” He said but remembered something on spiders “Wait… I did not have any hair!! How can I have any?!" He yelled as he lifted it up a bit to notice 3 small pairs of eyes around his 2 large eyes. “WHOA!!!” They blinked along with his large eyes. (“I better keep these shut and hidden.”)

Skills trot through the city. Skills turned to see the buildings as some of the residents of the city noticed that some of the residents were staring at him as he walked past them.

“Do you see that, Stallion?” Said a Stallion’s voice.

“That coat and mane of his!” Said a surprised Mare

“Those can’t be natural.” Said another Stallion.

“He’s attractive.” Said a Mare as she secretly drooled at the sight of him.

(“Sorry but not an animal fucker.”) Said Skills in his head as he headed to the castle. Skills examined the lands as he remembers that he did not have any money to buy something to eat as he smelled something familiar. "Fresh bread…" Said Skills as he noticed the bakery, he smelled the fresh baked odor coming from the bread as a small group of noble unicorn ponies smirked.

“Of course, he would enjoy the bread. He’s a commoner.” Said one of them as Skills pretend not to know them insulting him.

“And that coat of his, it's probably painted to gain our attention.” Said the second one as the 3rd one laughed as he saw a mare carrying a bucket of water and snatched it with his magic.

“Let’s see if it's fake?” Said the 3rd unicorn as he dumped it on Skills. "Oops… I'm sorry." Said the 3rd Unicorn sarcastically as Skills did not even look pissed as the arrogant unicorns noticed Skills' coat did not change at all.

"What the?! His coat wasn't fake!" Yelled one of the unicorns.

"*Fake Laughing* That's funny. Really funny with the bucket of water. Want to see my magic?" Said Skills as he lifted his front right leg "Earth Magic." Said Skills as a magic circle appeared underneath the stallion trio as the ground sank as they fell into a hole in the ground.

*GASP* Said all the witnesses.

"Whoops. Let me get you 3 out of there." Said Skills as the ground spat then back up, all covered in dirt as some bugs and worms as they were disgusted and horrified "Oh… Look at yourselves, all dirty." Said Skills playfully as they snarled at him "Here, let me wash that for you. Water Magic. " Said Skills as another magic circle appeared and blasted them with a raging river of water as they were being pulled by the current to crash into a water fountain. "All clean and sorry for the inconvenience, along with your water miss." Said Skills to the Mare as she was baffled along with the witnesses by the Earth Pony stallion that used actual magic.

"Uh… it's okay…" Said the Mare as Skills not only returned her bucket but filled it back with water with his magic.

"What's going on?!" Yelled a voice as Skills saw it was coming from a guard.

"Uh oh, time for me to go. See ya later!" Said Skills as he jumped to a rooftop and jumped from building to building, leaving some Ponies in awe.

"Amazing!" Said a young unicorn colt.

"Handsome and strong." Said a Noble Mare.

"Not to mention, so kind." Said the Mare who was carrying the bucket.

"That Stallion… He could use magic… he could cast a spell faster than Starswirl.” Said a Unicorn colt holding a basic spell book. The guards came late as the Mare who carried the bucket watched where Skills fled.

“That is one hunk of a stallion.” Said the mare.

Meanwhile in Canterlot Castleton

Celestia was writing some documents in her throne room, agreeing, and disagreeing on some proposals. “Make a ban on Earth and Pegasus ponies to certain areas for Noble Unicorns, denied. Proposal on lowering unfair unaffordable prices to common citizens who are visiting Canterlot, Granted. Remove a pack of Diamond Dogs from a local area with a rich source of gems to harvest them for crafting accessories… Denied. We already have enough enemies; we don’t need more.” Celestia said in an annoyed tone as she heard some 3 guards of each tribe coming in rushing “Is there a problem?” One of the guards approaches first, the unicorn guard.

“Uh… Princess Celestia, we heard of a disturbance in the city and learned of a strange Earth Pony who can literally cast magic.” Said the unicorn guard as Celestia looked surprised.

“What…?” Said Celestia as she was shocked “Did you witness the Magical Earth Pony?” The guards shook their heads.

“No, but we have gathered information about the pony. He has an unusual coat pattern for any Earth Pony.” Said Pegasus Guard as the Earth Pony Guard stepped up first.

“The information about this stallion is… very odd. He managed to aggravate 3 of the richest Unicorns who were harassing him by taking a bucket of water from a worker of the bakery and dumping it on him, for proving that his coat is false.” She said with an upset tone as Celestia did not like to hear that.

“I see.”

“He managed to laugh at them and humiliated them for what they did.” Said the Unicorn Guard. “No harm happens to the 3 victims but they’re complaining about their humiliation, their wet and dirty suits and want him to be arrested for getting them wet and crippled their social status.” He said in an annoyed tone.

“And I thought their lives were more important than their social status.” Said the Earth Pony Guard. “Besides, despite that odd coat of his and his magic, that Cutie Mark of his was odd. I’ve never seen a spider of that kind in Equestria or in fact, anywhere in books or real life and knowing spiders is my talent.” She showed her Cutie Mark of a small farm spider on its web. Celestia's eyes widened when she heard that.

“A Spider? What did it look like, Webby?” She asked as Webby looked surprised that Princess Celestia is interested in some pony’s Cutie Mark.

“Uh… from the information that we got from the witnesses, it was identical from the unknown Stallion’s coat and its front legs didn't look like Scythes like his front legs. I have never seen a spider like that.” Said Webby “The only possible theory of where it's from is…” She paused and looked around to see if she was being spied on in “The Malicious Archipelago.” She said in a whisper tone as her co-workers covered her mouth.

“We’re not supposed to talk about that place.” Said the Unicorn Guard.

“Starswirl said it's a dangerous place and we’re never to go there or talk about it.” Said the Pegasus Guard as Webby broke free.

“Flip stream! Watts! Did it ever occur to you why he would deny such a place? I mean Starswirl went there for a week and came back without nary a scratch or showing any exhaustion?” She said as they looked at each other “Even if he’s the most powerful wizard, he has to have limits due to his old age. I mean he’s not as physically strong as a unicorn to handle powerful spells when he was young.” She said as Flip stream and Watts looked scared.

“We know but…” Said Flip stream.

“Starswirl... can be frightening.” Said Watts. “He even threatened to banish a colt after throwing a rock at him for hurting a friend of his.” He explained as Celestia hid her rising anger.

“What…” Said Celestia quietly.

“Well… I know Starswirl is too paranoid about everything to Ponies. I heard rumors that the friend of the colt was of an unusual species. I… don’t know what her species is called but heard they can alter their appearances to anything.” Answered Flip stream as Celestia looked horrified.

“No wonder that she threatened me to take over Equestria. Oh… no… she’ll never forgive anyone if they hurt her little Chrissy.” She said quietly as her guards looked at her. "Ahem, I shall oversee the search for this unknown stallion." Announced Celestia as the guards gasped in shock "Until I find this, you and every other guard shall not inform Starswirl, Stygian or the other Pillars. I’m afraid they might meet a superior creature that they’ll lose their lives to.” She said which surprised the guards. “Any creature from the Malicious Archipelago is physically powerful in strength and raw magic. Some creatures have intelligence for wild animals and sentient beings do not like ponies from Equestria due to… overconfident, self-proclaimed and territory taking Ponies of the past. The natives there are having some trust issues against any pony who isn’t moving there.” She said as the guards agree since any traveler always gets some distrust when entering any town or village far away from home.

“We agree.” Said the guards as they left the room as Celestia looked out the window.

“I hope this spider doesn’t attract any unwanted attention.

“So how much can I get for this pearl?” Said Skills to a Jeweler as his assistants (His daughters) were shocked and amazed by the Mighty Dracopole’s Pearl. The Jeweler lifted it with his magic as its texture and appearance was crafted by beauty itself. The Pearl did not show any damage or scratches as the jewel smoothness shines by the sunlight.

“I… I…” The Jeweler was too baffled to answer to pay for this as his daughters could not take it anymore

“10000 BITS!!!” Screamed all 3 of his daughters as Skills smiled as their father was horrified.

“WHAT?!”

“DEAL!” Yelled Skills as the father was horrified as the daughters tossed a huge bag at the counter as Skills collected it “Thank you.” He said as he trots out as the Jeweler started to cry as Skills looked back. “Oh… and for buying that pearl from me.” Said Skills as he placed another pearl behind him “Here’s a gift from me. Incredibly rare to Equestria, hard to collect from where I’m from.” Said Skills as the Jeweler was amazed by Skills' kindness and sobbed happily.

“Thank you…” He said as his daughters looked at him.

“Uh… dad…”

“You 3 are grounded! NO BOYS!” He yelled at his daughters as they groaned in annoyance. Skills was trotting to the park, with the bag of case as he looked at it. "Coins? I guess paper bills have not been thought of yet. I guess each one of these is worth literally a dollar." Said Skills as he made a coin pouch out of his web to hold 100 of the bits he got and tossed the rest in his storage. "Now… to the bakery! I'm hungry for real food." He said happily as he left the park as Canterlot Guard, Webby trotted to the park while searching for Skills.

"Now… how to find a pony that's different from the rest? He might not be any way that involves rich society. Maybe the Farmer's Market is where he'll be?" She said as she trots to the market.

"So how much bread can I get for 20 bits?" Ask Skills as he was asking the Baker named Dough Moe.

"Uh… at least 10 lbs. I must have some for customers… If I can think of a way to attract more of them." He said as a colt in a baker's apron came in with a tray with some bread in the shape of squares.

"Father! I hope these are good enough?" Said the kid as Skills took a bite of it and gagged.

"BLACC! It tastes like it is filled with mud!" Said Skills as he accidently made the kid feel sad. “Hey don’t worry kid. I may have an idea that can help you.” He said as the kid looked up.

“Really?” He said but his father did not like it.

“Son, you can’t use somepony’s recipe as your own.” He spoke.

“It's okay, how he makes it, or any flavor used with it, is his.” Said Skills as he moved to the back of the bakery. “First, I need to make some batter that’s honey-sweetened.” Skills made the dough, mixed it with honey, took some of it and made some round yet bumpy wheels. Skills grabbed a pan “Do you have any lard?” He asked as Dough Moe and his son raised their brows as they gave him some as he placed it on the pan and used fire magic to fry it into a boiling liquid which surprised the father and son.

“What the…” Dough Moe.

“He’s the magic Earth Pony…” Said Moe’s son as Skills was frying the lard in the pan. He put the wheels in the pan. “Deep fry them in lard.” Said Skills as Dough Moe was surprised.

“Lard, you say!” He said as Skills scooped them out and used a napkin to absorb the oil and place them on a plate.

“And choose to dust them with powdered sugar or not.” Said Skills as Moe’s kid grabbed one, took a bite of it and his eyes widened.

"MMMMMMMHHHH!!! THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!" Said Moe’s son as Dough Moe to a bite of it and smiled too.

“This is delicious! What do you call these tasty treats?” Asked Moe as Skills paused.

(“If I tell them, they’re called doughnuts. Moe might be offended by them.”) “My… grandfather never had a name for them. He just made them.” Explained Skills. “Maybe you might have an idea, kid?” Asked Skills as Moe’s son as he tried to think of a name “Uh… maybe call them Wheel Cakes?” He said as his father liked it.

“That’s a great name, son!” Said Moe as he noticed a bright flash as his son’s flank had a picture of the doughnuts Skills made.

“OH! My Cutie Mark! I GOT MY CUTIE MARK!” said Moe’s son as he jumped up in joy, but Skills was shocked and confused.

(“Okay… WHAT?! Ponies do not tattoo themselves or their kids, but it appears like magic?! This world is too weird… okay maybe think about what I said since I had sex with a demon deity.") Thought Skills as the kid went to the home. "So… The fire I used was magic, to get the oil boiling, it would take time. Don't use a substitute or they'll get burnt." Explained Skills as Dough Moe nodded as he prepared to fry the lard to make more doughnuts. “See ya Moe.” Said Skills as he stopped a bit. “Can you tell me where I can buy something to drink?” Asked Skills as he pointed south “Thanks and tell you kid, good luck with his… Cutie Mark.” Said Skills as he left the bakery as Dough Moe looked curious.

“Strange… he sounded like he never heard of a Cutie Mark in his life… Nah, I’m just thinking of things that don’t make sense. That Chaos Spirit Discord would enjoy it.” Said Moe as a Canterlot Guard (Watts) came.

“Hey Moe! Got anything new today?” He asked as Moe looked surprised.

“Hey Watts… nah haven’t made something new.” He said as Watts noticed the Wheel Cakes on a plate.

“Nothing new huh. Then what are these?” He said as he used his magic to lift them to him.

“Uh… some visiting Earth Pony stallion just made them for me as an idea.” He said as Watts looked surprised.

“Really?” Said Watts as he took a bite out of it and smiled “WHOA! This is delicious! Do you have more of these?” He said as Moe’s son was making the wheel cakes like an expert.

“Plenty more are coming!” Yelled Moe’s son as Watts was amazed.

“Whoa… and the little tyke got his Cutie Mark!” He said as Moe smiled.

“Wheel Cakes is my name and making this will get us a better oven!” Said Wheel Cakes as he cooked the wheel cakes.

Skills bought himself 2 barrels of apple cider & water and paid the vendor 30 Bits for the entire barrel as he went to an alley away from the crowd to eat in peace. “Time to eat in peace.” Said Skills as he grabbed a roll and smelled the freshness of the baked dough. “Real food that’s not a monster I killed, and a drink made from fruits and not blood of the monsters dripping from the meat I ate.”

*Stomach Growl*

“Hmmm?” Skills turned to the sound of the stomach growl to see some colts and fillies covered in filth, can nearly see their skeletons from their skin and their expressions “Oh my spider life…” He said quietly as a little filly held out her hoof

“(Weak Voice) Food… some food… please?” She asked as AI was horrified.

“Appraisal.” He said quietly.

HP: 10/100 x14

Skills looked at his bread and his barrels and to the kids. “Ah… take me to where you live.” Said Skills as the children looked surprised and scared. “Let me help.” He said as one of them; a bit bigger and older just glared at Skills. Skills took out some rolls of bread out of the bag and gave it to the kid, willingly. “Friend?” He said to the colt as he looked at Skills.

“Uh-huh.” He said as they brought him to a hidden part of the city; a place where the poor and common citizens lived. “ Skills was horrified by what he saw; Pony mares and stallions covered in crime and filth, wearing tattered clothing as they themselves hadn’t had any food for days and the children were cowering by the walls as some of their parents were holding them.

“Oh… my…” Said Skills as he remembered that some of the citizens talked about their princesses at the castle. He turned to the castle nearly at the top of the mountain. Skills’ eyes twitched, he recalled Xiku told him about the Alicorn Princesses were oblivious to their heroes actions, but it turned out, they are oblivious to everything outside of their castle. Skills’ anger has reached to the point of (Those princesses have awaken my rage within myself!!!”)

The rage within you has grown out of control. The skill has been provided, which has now evolved into , Title has been bestowed. All skill points are now quadrupled.

(“Awww… crap.”)

has reached

(“If only there was a title for someone who wants to save lives.”) Skills noticed a stallion who looked like he was dying. “Hey! You, tell me something. Why are your princesses allowing this?” He asked as the stallion on the ground, turned his head slowly to him

“The… Canterlot Counsel… did this… to us. They… *COUGH COUGH* place a barrier… over the… worst part of… Canterlot. It’s… invisible to them and the public. Only… children… can sneak out to… get food and water.” He said as Skills helped him up as he placed everything on the ground as he gave him some food and water. “Can anyone tell me where I can get some fresh fruits without stealing them.” Said Skills as the poverty ponies looked at him as they looked at him, a mare coughed a bit as Skills turned to her.

“There are rumors of delicious Rainbow color fruit in a forest that is unusual below the mountain base of Canterlot and south from here.” Said the Mare as Skills raised his brow “A forest where the weather acts on its own, animals take care of themselves, and plant life grows in the wild!” She said in fear as Skills looked dumbfounded.

(“That sounds like my world, nature takes care of itself, and the weather is unpredictable. I guess something that isn't controlled by Ponies scares them… Pathetic pussies.”) “Uh… Thank you for the warning.”Said Skills as he trots out of the town away from prying eyes. Skills stretched a bit, and I noticed a fountain with no water, “Water Magic.” He said as a magic circle appeared over it and released water to fill it up with fresh water as the fountain got overflowing and the extra water as some adults and kids came with buckets collected the water. He left for an unseen area and used his wind magic to boost himself as he dashed away leaving a large dirt cloud behind as a guard was blown away.

“What the hell was that?!”

Skills was dashing from Canterlot to forest to forest to see if the Forest the Ponies feared had unusual weather until he found a forest that was raining in it as it was sunny outside of its area. “I can see why they're scared; they can't control it and they birch like babies.” Said Skills as he looked around for the fruit as he looked for them. “Now… Where are those fruits?”

*GROWL*

Skills turned to see a bunch of giant wolves but their entire being was made of wood and trees. “Are you fucking shitting me? Appraisal.”

Timberwolves LV9 x 9

“Timberwolves? Really? I mean really literally?” Said Skills as he looked annoyed. “What's next, Flying pigs?” Said Skills as they charged at them. Skills narrowed his eyes as a dark aura appeared around him as it morphed into a shadowy version of his mother.

*WHIMPERING*

The entire pack of Timberwolves was whimpering as they were cowering in fear as they backed away and fled to their home deeper in the forest. "What were they afraid of?" wondered Skills as he continued his search for the mysterious rainbow fruit that Mare spoke of.

Nightfall
“Where the fuck are those fruits?!” Yelled Skills as he continued his search “The only fruit I found around here are those Gray apples but my said they were inedible. What am I going to do?”

*Lightning Sound*

”Huh?” Skills turned to the sky to see thunderstorms appearing in the sky “What the?” The lightning struck the trees as all the gray fruits were absorbing the electricity as the fruit gained colors; A swirl of a rainbow was now part of the apples. “Whoa…” Skills said in amazement. “This world is definitely different from my world. I guess without the danger and this world has technology with the internet, fantasy love on SIM PC games won't be fiction." Said Skills as he remembered some people like being Waifu with monster women, even himself. Skills started to collect all the rainbow apples in a web sack as he would clean the trees. “They'll grow back when I'm gone, in a few months.” Said Skills as he jumped out of the forest.

Skills was running back to the city on the mountain as he noticed the moon was rising to the sky “Hmm? Something odd about the moon? Why does it seem closer than it should be? I guess this universe’s Moon rotation is different, like perhaps the planet’s rotation. I better hurry to the people.” Said Skills as he climbed the mountain by jumping instead of climbing it or trotting for his pony form. Skills stopped to notice that the moonlight was bright enough for the guards who were patrolling at night to make it possible to see Skills. “I better make the city a bit darker. Wind magic + Water magic to form a cloud to block the moonlight temporarily as long as I’m here.” Said Skills as he used 2 magic circles to create a big cloud in the air as it covered the moon. Skills smiled as he hid behind a building to see 2 Pegasus guards flying to see the cloud in the sky.

“What in the name of Tartarus did that cloud come from?” Said one of the guards

“I don’t know but I bet some thieves must have made it to steal some noble houses. We better remove it fast.” said the other as they flew to the sky as Skills came out as he looked confused.

“Wait… Pegasi can make clouds and move them? I hope they get paid overtime in the summer.” Said Skills. “Better move fast.” He said as he ran towards the castle “I better climb up to find the section of this corrupt city.” Said Skills as he ran fast and stealthy as he made it to the top. “Hmm… Where is it? I swear I thought it was in that vicinity?” Said Skills as he continued to search.

“*GASP*” Skills heard a gasp as he looked down to see a female Pony with a darker blue body and a translucent wavy with a unicorn horn and wings with a crown on her head who was looking at him.

“Uh-oh…” Said Skills as he was discovered. “I’m… not a pervert.” He said with a smile as the pony stared at him.

“Are thou The Spider?” She said as Skills’ eyes widened as he fled into her room and in the hallways “WAIT!” She screamed in a loud voice but quickly covered it. “(Soft Tone) I needeth to speaketh softly.” Said Luna as she came out of her room to see Skills running away on the ceiling.

“Magnificent.” She said in wonder.

“Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.” Said Skills as he was running on the ceiling as he was searching for a place to hide. “Come on! Come on!” He dropped to the floor and opened a door “This one?” He saw a room with flamingos. “Nope.” The next door: a room filled with carpets. “Nope.” He ran to the next room to see a spacious room with a chair and a golden pot underneath it. “... not gonna bother to ask why.” He said disgusted as he headed towards the farthest room down the hall. “I better hide in here.” He said as he entered the room and closed the door slowly without making a sound. “I better find a window big enough to escape.”

“*Snoring*”

“Hmm?” Skills heard some snoring (loud snoring), he turned to see a large white female unicorn with a wavy aurora mane sleeping in a large bed. “Oh, come on!” Said Skills said quietly yelling as he tip-trot across the room passing her.

“Hmm…” Skills paused as the female pony was moving a bit in her bed. “Oh, my beloved handsome stallion.” She said while sleeping as Skills looked confused.

“Huh?”

“I’ve longing for a stallion for this pure body of mine.” Skills paused and held in his laughter.

(“I guess the whole royalty keeping themselves pure until marriage is still a thing.”) Thought Skills as he headed for the window as he was caught in a golden aura. “!?” Skills turned to see the white pony puckering her lips “Oh fuck no…”

“Kiss me…”

“No. No. No. No.”

“*Smooooooch…*”

“NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Screamed Skills in horror as the white pony’s eyes opened to see she almost kissed Skills.

“*GASP*”

“SISTER!!!” Screamed a voice as the doors slammed opened to see the same blue mare who chased after Skills. She paused to see what her sister was doing. “Celestia… not again.” Said Luna in annoyance.

Author's Note

Part 2 is coming up as soon as I finish typing it. Also Skills' is almost max. What will the horrible outcomes will it be I when its MAX?! Who knows? But go ahead and think what it is. Also yeah, I did that on Celestia as an example of the duty of Royalty is Stereotype bullshit. I mean the comic of where Celestia is dating an AU version of King Sombra. I got nothing against it but it shows she can rebel against her royal duties and Equestria's Wizard hero's orders.