The Spider (Uncensored Version)
The Spider in Equestria 2
Previous ChapterNext Chapter“So let me get this straight one more time. You two didn't know anything about what is happening in your own kingdom that certain citizens in this city are dealing with.” Skills asked the 2 Alicorns who are captured in his web, tied up and their horns to prevent them from using magic.
“Yes.” They both said.
“And you both are completely oblivious that there was a section of your city filled with less fortunate citizens that are sick and are in poverty that are hidden in a barrier that prevents you from seeing that section of the city and the health of your citizens.” Asked Skills as he didn't like to hear what they were about to say.
“No, we have not.” Said Celestia
“This is my first-time hearing this.” Said Luna as Skills just stood there in shock as he fell by plopping.
“NO WAY!!!” He screamed as he rolled over and over in a tantrum as Skills went in the light of the moon. “I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE CORRUPTED TYRANNICAL RULERS!!! THE IDEAL OF THIS SPIDER TAKING DOWN CORRUPT NOBILITY!!! ONLY TO TURN OUT TO BE CLUELESS RULERS THAT BARELY KNOW ANYTHING THAT NEAR THEIR THRONES BECAUSE OF THEIR FAT ASSES!!!“ Screamed Skills as Celestia and Luna did stare at Skills only to see his new form; Ede Saine.
*Spider Screeching*
“Do you hear only screeching right?” Whispered Luna.
“Yes. Also, did you see him turn into a giant spider as he was in the moonlight?” Whispered Celestia
“Yes. I guess if I am present at night; the moonlight can reveal a creature’s true form.” Luna explained
“And this poverty he told us explains why we haven’t noticed any less fortunate ponies on the streets asking for some Bits.” Celestia said quietly.
“*Spider Screeching*” Said Skills as he looked at Celestia & Luna wasn’t even listening to him. “HEY! ARE YOU TWO EVEN LISTENING?!” He yelled as they stared at him as he noticed his shadow. “Huh?” He looked around to see a hand or hoof mirror to the ponies, he used his thread to grab it and looked to see he was his Spider Form. “What the?… How am I a Spider again?” Wonder Skills as he crawls closer to the princesses “*Spider Screeching* -can you explain, how the…” Skills paused as both princesses looked at him. “You can understand me, right?” He asked as they nodded as he looked at the mirror to see he was a pony again… kind of. His back half was a spider while his front was a pony “This didn’t happen before.” He spoke
“Thy believe it might be thy.” Explained Luna as Skills turned to her “Thy powers can reveal-”
“Sorry but please speak in plain English and non-Shakespearean.” Skills interrupted her as Celestia sighed.
“I told you that speaking simply is now a common language.” Said Celestia as Luna rolled her eyes.
“Fine. My powers reveal who you truly are in the moonlight when I’m in the vicinity.” Luna explained dully.
“Oh…” Understand Skills as he used his magic on a room plant to grow larger as Skills plucked a leaf from it and crafted it into an umbrella, big enough to shade him from the moonlight. “I better take this with me, so I don’t traumatize or scare the ponies I’m helping to death.” Said Skills as he looked at the princesses. “You two are coming with me to see the hidden evils under your rules.” Said Skills as he closed the umbrella as he reverted to his Spider Form & got them on his back.
“This is beyond wrong!” Yelled Celestia
“Yes! Being carried by you feels like we’re being kidnapped! We don’t know if you’ll remove our purities!” Yelled Luna as Skills was disgusted to hear that.
“Okay 1, disgusting and 2, you two are not my type of females.” Said Skills as Celestia looked relieved but Luna felt a bit insulted.
“Then what are your types?”
“LUNA!” Yelled Celestia.
“I'm curious because this is my first-time hearing that.” Answered Luna as Skills try to say his answer without sounding vulgar to royals.
“Uh… okay… I'll say it without sounding insulting but where I'm from. Monsters change their appearances as they grow stronger, I'm trying to become a Drider." He explained as they didn't know what that word was. "Okay… do you have Centaurs in this land?" He asked as they nodded "Then imagine that instead of the lower half of a… H.O.R.S.E. Imagine the lower half is a spider and the other half is where my head is."
"I see." Said Luna as she understood the reason.
"Why would you want that?" Asked Celestia "I'm sure there are female spiders out there for you." Said Celestia as Skills looked annoyed.
"Fine! I don't know if any female spider is my sister or brother where I'm from and they will fight and eat each other when I was born." Explained Skills as Celestia and Luna looked horrified and disgusted.
"You poor spider." Said Luna.
"Yeah, and my own mother will eat her own babies and control me when I was evolving to a new form. I woke up in a pile of dead monsters." He said as Luna and Celestia looked like they were going to throw-up.
"Oh my…" Celestia said horrified.
“You… How can you…” stuttered Luna.
“The creatures where I was born only know how to kill and eat.” Said Skills as he opened the window. “Yeah… Where I was born is hell and that would fuck anyone's sanity. I mean I'm surprised that I'm still sane after growing up there.” He said with a depressed look as he crawled to the balcony “Oh yeah… About one more thing.” Asked Skills as Celestia and Luna looked at him.
“Yes?” they said
“What's with the old stallion between the walls?” Skills asked as they looked surprised
“WHAT?!/WHAT?!” Yelled Celestia as Luna screamed.
“You two know that I'm literally an earshot close to you two. You don't need to yell.” Said Skills as they both looked embarrassed
“Sorry.” they said as Skills set them down and punch through the wall as Celestia was horrified by what Skills was doing as he ripped a chunk of wall off as he peeked inside, but Luna reminded her that it was necessary to free Starswirl and punish him for eavesdropping on them if he was spying on them since that argument.
“Uh… I think he might be dead.” Said Skills as they looked to see he wasn’t moving at all. “Hold on, he might have stopped taking baths and become unconscious given how old he is. Water magic… level 1.” Said Skills as a magic circle appeared above him dropping a ball-shaped size of water on his head as he coughed and groaned in pain “He’s alive… but he’s dead if he was peeping on you two.” Said Skills as he couldn't tell.
“Starswirl, are you still alive?” Asked Luna as he groaned.
“Yes… I'm still alive.” He said as Skills used his web thread to collect him.
“Wait… Isn't he the one who got Azo, and his father banished?” He asked Celestia, and Luna looked like they already knew. “I don't know if I want to help a so-called hero who broke a family for being 2 different species.” Said Skills as Celestia and Luna agreed since they keep their personal dislikes and put their old caretaker to themselves but what led the other Pillars to attack an innocent family until Luna spoke up.
“Through traveling into the dreams; I have discovered that the Wyvern King wanted the child to perish for simply existing.” Explained Luna as Skills narrowed his eyes.
“Makes me wonder how your land is considered peaceful. I mean it’s like those with power & money enjoy taking resources from other species, discriminate against those they see as lesser beings and hide their garbage from plain sight. Such a common crime in a self-proclaimed land of peace.” Said Skills as Celestia lowered her head.
“I sometimes wonder if our actions are considered good.” Said Celestia as Luna turned to her with lower ears.
“Are you speaking of Scorpan & Radiant Hope?” She asked, “We never heard from them after sealing Sombra & banishing Tirek to Tartarus?”
“Who?” Skills asked.
“Just a Crystal Pony who warned us of a tyrant who was her childhood friend who’d conquered an Empire and a Gargoyle who warned us of his brother’s plan to take all of Equestria’s Magic.”
“That’s a lot to hear. If you’re questioning your justice, did you discover their motives?” Skills asked as they didn’t know the answers to those questions.
“Motives…” Said Celestia as Skills pulled out Starswirl and wrapped him up in a cocoon. “We never bother to learn Sombra’s motives nor Tirek’s but the common criminals in Equestria is mostly money. We just let our Council of Justice do all the work for us and the trials don’t take long.” She said as Skills turned to her.
“Can you say, ‘Crooked Trials by the Council’ 5 times fast?” Said Skills as Luna and Celestia turned to each other. “Also, I’ve met some ponies where I’m at, complained about your heroes failing to keep their promise to restore the damages to their towns, villages and homes.” He said as Celestia & Luna frown about hearing that.
“I’ve been wondering why there have been angry mobs complaining about false promises.” Said Luna as Skills crawled to the balcony.
“Follow me, your highnesses.” Said Skills as he was in his Spider form as wings grew from his back and took flight with Celestia & Luna were dragged by him.
“Ugh…” Starswirl slowly woke up “Did… somepony… free me…?”
In the Hidden Area of Canterlot
Skills brought the Alicorn Sisters as they were horrified to see the sick and sad ponies living in this location. “Oh… my…,” Said Luna
“This is horrible.” Said Celestia as some ponies looked away in fear as some of the kids were surprised by the giant Spider. Celestia trot to see the old buildings and ill ponies hidden under her watch.
“Cruel, isn’t it?” Said Skills as he opened his storage to take out all (Actually half) of the fruits he collected and gave some for the families, couples & individuals as Celestia & Luna were at once heartbroken.
“We… We…,” Said Luna
“We are horrible.” Said Celestia as Luna turned to her sister “We allow this to happen under our rule. We’ve let ponies who are tainted by power & money abuse others to make them superior and others who are viewed as inferior.”
“At least you admit your actions have consequences.” Said Skills as he started to renovate the buildings they lived in. He demolished the buildings as there was nothing but sheets on the ground. “Now let’s see if I can’t make this part of this awful city truly clean.” Said Skills as he managed to create buildings from his world which confused and shocked the citizens.
“Why are you creating such bland structures?” Questioned a Mare as Skills turned to them as the Skills was in his pony form.
“Simple, Creating a building that holds more than one family.” He created a large cube made of earth as he hollowed it from the inside. Created some windows on the side of the cube, 2 sets of staircases with guardrails to the ground, 1st, and 2nd floors, created a living room, kitchen, 2 rooms: one Master and one normal with closets. 2 on each floor as he cleared the debris within his building as dust blasted out of the rooms & hallway of the hallway windows as he created a basement of the building to create a large furnace to send heat to the rooms for the winter. Skills came out as he created 2 doors; one where he came out and another for the back. “All done. Now 6 groups or 6 individuals wish to see their new homes is 1st come, 1st serves.” He said as they paused as some were a bit scared to enter but one single mare with her children came to see it for herself as they saw a raggedy unicorn mare carrying a unicorn colt whose skin, and bones appeared in front of Skills.
“Please… save my child!” She asked as a Green Earth Pony with a non-groomed beard in a cloak checked the child as he frowned as he knew nothing he could do.
“Oh man…” Worried Skills as he decided to use his
Status: Stomach Cancer, Heart Cancer
(“Oh, for Fuck’s Sakes!!!” Cancer is still a thing?! Guess Cancer exists in any dimension. Thought it was only a human thing but… how can they fix this? Can Magic heal this?”) Skills watch as Celestia & Luna tried to use their magic to heal but it didn’t work until he realized something he could do. (“Hey Wisdom! Is it possible to use our healing magic to remove it?”) Skills asked as a phantom projection of Skills’ Wisdom appeared.
“I’m afraid no.” Said Wisdom as Skills was worried as Cancer would be victorious in this world. “Magic cannot remove it nor heal the victim of it, but I believe if we remove the cancerous infection, our healing magic can restore the removed parts of the organs.” Skills smiled after hearing that. “The cause of cancer is most likely the title. The child must have consumed rotten food to survive. The mother as well but because of her mature body, she resisted the infection, but the young child’s immune system is still developing. We can save him but without Nitrous Oxide, the child will feel unbearable pain.” Skills was worried about his abilities. He has powerful magic exist within this planet, and the idea of being cut open while being conscious is still horrifying to all. Skills ponder as he remembers something ago.
(“Wait! Those Evil Eye options! What were those list again?”)
“OH, FOR FUCKING HELL’S GATE!!! HOW CAN YOU FUCKING FORGET!!!” Yelled an angry, pissed off voice.
(“Huh?”)
“If you are curious about the voice. It happens that a new will was created. Anger but after that rapid level up from your anger, he has evolved into Wrath who will never calm down, but his temper is aiding in repelling Mother’s control to your body. So, he will only talk when he feels like it.”
“BIG TIME!!! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU HEAR ME, YOU SEX ADDICT!!!” Skills sweat drop hearing that.
“Ugh… Can you show me the list again, please?” He asked as he saw the list.
[Evil Eye of Curse (100): Inflicts Curse Attribution Damage to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Extinction (100): Inflicts Corrosion Attribution Damage to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Paralysis (100): Inflicts Paralysis Attribution Damage to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Petrifaction (100): Inflicts Petrifaction Attribution Damage to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Disturb (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Disturb] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Phantom Pain (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Phantom Pain] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Insanity (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Insanity] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Charm (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Charm] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Hypnosis (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Hypnosis] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Fear (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Fear] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Slow (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Slow] to things that enter your line of sight.
[Evil Eye of Confusion (100): Inflicts Heresy Attribution Effect [Confusion] to things that enter your line of sight.
“The lines across the skills indicate that you already acquired them.” Explained as Skills chose what he wants.
“I’ll take Hypnosis, Petrifaction &… charm just in case of… bitchy sluts.”
“Okay. So, let the operation begin.” Said Skills quietly as he tossed his leaf umbrella to reveal his true form which frightened the locals as Skills picked up the colt. The Mothers and others were scared and tried to stop him, but he used his Evil Eye of Hypnosis on every one of the ponies and the princesses as they fell asleep.
“What are you doing?” Asked Luna as she was only drowsy as Celestia tried to use her magic to stop Skills.
“I’m saving his life.” Said Skills as Celestia stopped.
“Can you?” She asked as Skills nodded “Please… save him.”
“I will.” Said Skills as he created a safe cocoon dome of spider thread as he used his Evil Eye of Hypnosis on the cold. “Now Wisdom, help me guide this colt to a revolution.” He said as Celestia, and Luna dozed off.
10 Minutes Later
All the ponies woke up from their sleep as they saw Skills was feeding the colt those rainbow apples as he was starting to look healthy.
“Mama! These are delicious!” Said the colt as his mother hugged him while crying as Skills used his healing magic to restore her to her normal health. Skills stood up as his hind legs as he turned to the ponies.
“Who wants to be healed?” Asked Skills as the ponies cheered as Celestia & Luna watched, Skills started to save the ponies. They were frowning that this was the same Spider who wanted to kill the Pillars for what they did to Azo’s family and the involvement of the Wyvern King but smiled that he wasn’t completely vengeful against ponies.
“Thank you.” They said quietly as they helped in the restoration of the hidden part of Canterlot as Skills started to heal the ponies & began crafting new homes, furniture and sewing clothes, blankets, beds, & pillows.
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10 Minutes till Sunrise
Skills (In his Spider Form) was giving the foals a ride on him as they were enjoying the ride as a mare with a chisel on her flank was a stone carver and created a statue of Skills in his Pony Form as part of their fountain. Celestia was sleeping since it was late for her, but Skills cocooned her after her last dream. Celestia didn’t rebel against it as Skills’ Spider Silk felt comfortable like being inside of a pillow. Skills help creating some plants from seeds of rotten fruits and vegetables they collected in hopes to grow their own crops hidden from the Canterlot Council. Luna began to yawn as it was almost time for her to lower the moon. “So, they’re the only ones that can raise the sun and moon?” Asked Skills as the foals nodded. “Yikes. That sounds like a lot of pressure to move.”
“They are.” Said Celestia as she came out of the cocoon, feeling restful. “It’s straining as we sit on our thrones a lot.” She helps Luna to the cocoon as she just slept in an instant on how comfy it is.
“Makes it difficult to learn or witness your council’s shady actions.” Said Skills as Celestia frowned.
“After learning of this; the Canterlot Council shall be taken down and the council members shall be questioned in association with the actions of hiding this matter to us.” Said Celestia as Skills smiled,
“Hope we make your kingdom a better place for everyone to live. Whether they're a pony, hybrid, or non-pony.” Said Skills as Celestia smiled
“I would love to see that.” She spoke.
“Who has done this horror!!!” They turned to see a group of ponies that were wearing clothes from a higher authority of this medieval era and a few guards.
“Is that them?” Asks Skills as Celestia nodded as Skills pulled out his large leaf umbrella over him to revert to his pony form as he narrowed his eyes. “I am tempted to harm them.”
“Don’t. Head Council Perfection, I hope you can explain why this section of Canterlot was neglected?” Asked Celestia as Head Council Perfection didn’t even react nor flinch.
“Princess Celestia, I have no idea if there was a section of Canterlot that was unseen to us.”
(“Bullshit. Or Pony shit for them.”) Thought Skills as he continued to watch and used his
“I highly doubt that a large section of Canterlot was unseen.” She said as Perfection didn’t react.
“Well, this section was close to the back of Canterlot Castle. Visitors only venture around the front of Canterlot Castle, the guards prevent them from venturing behind against attacks or assassinations.” He explained as Skills laughed hearing that which annoyed them. “Is that the rumor I heard about a strange magical Earth Pony? Why isn’t he arrested?” He asked as one of the guards (Webby) looked confused.
“Arrested? We weren’t ordered to be arrested…” Webby looked surprised “Wait a moment! Why did you say he wasn’t arrested?” She said as some of the guards turned their sights to Perfection.
“The reason I said that is we are unsure if that Stallion is a friend or foe?” He said as he narrowed his eyes at Skills who smirked.
“Oh, I’m neither friend nor foe.” Said Skills as Celestia and the ponies turned to him as Perfection smirk thinking Skills screwed himself over. “I’m both!” He yelled as he jumped to the air, higher than any other Earth Pony could.
“Whoa…” Said a filly as he used
*GASP*
“HE’S ANOTHER FILTHY HYBRID!!!” Screamed Perfection as Luna woke up from her cocoon bed and turned to him.
“What… did he say…?” Skills focused his Abyss Magic to craft his Spider leg blades.
“So long DOME!!!” Screamed Skills as he flew fast and smashed through the air as cracks spread through from the hole as it vanished into a bright light as it faded away. Skills’ actions cause not only the citizens of Canterlot to notice but the rest of the guards of Canterlot as well.
“WHAT THE?!” Screamed Perfection as Skills came down, with a flawless landing.
“Don’t hate me because I’m powerful.” Skills mocked the Council as Perfection started to show his true emotions.
“You… you… YOU…!!!” Perfection started to lose himself as Skills smiled.
“Yes…” Asked Skills as Perfection used his magic to pull out a knife and launched it towards him.
*GASP*
“Look out.”
*CLINK*
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Every pony heard a loud clunk as some witnessed the knife that hit Skills, to reveal it was bent like a path with many curves. “Nice try sucker! I’ve been through worst!” Yelled Skills as he smirked. “So long suckers! Enjoy execution for committing attempted murder!” Yelled Skills as he jumped in the air and flew out of Canterlot.
“Arrest that monster!” Yelled Perfection as some guards cuffed him in chains.
“Yes, you are right. Arrest that monster.” Said Celestia as the rest of the Council members prepared to fight back but Skills returned.
“Whoops! Forgot something.” He said as he used his new
“Wha…” Said a Unicorn Mare Council member as she looked around “Where am I?” She asked.
“Are we… in the afterlife?” Asked a Unicorn Stallion Council member as he fell on his knees as Celestia aided them and turned to Perfection who didn’t feel Skills’ magic.
“Answer me this Head Council Perfection, why wasn’t there a dark aura emerging from you?” Asked Celestia as Perfection backed away.
“I… I…” A Guard pulled out a magic-restraining horn cuff, but Perfection bucked the guard and used his magic to pull out a horn that was shaped like a Wyvern’s head. “I WILL CLEANSE CANTERLOT OF FILTH!!!” He yelled as he blew the horn.

Skills was relaxing on a mountain near Canterlot as he heard the horn “Huh?” Skills wondered what it was until he heard 5 roars.

Skills turned to the source of the roars to see 5 large and vicious-looking Wyverns heading towards Canterlot “Wyverns… and they don’t look friendly.”
Back to Celestia
“What did you do?!” Yelled Celestia as Perfection smirked.
“I simply call for help after learning what our own kind mated with a Wyvern to create a filthy abomination that the Pillars were wise enough to remove them from Equestria.” He smirked as Celestia & Luna were horrified and enraged by what he said.
“So, you were the Stallion who made a deal with the Wyvern King for the riches of 10 Kingdoms?” Said Luna as Perfection smirked.
“Along with 10 Kingdoms of vast knowledge that will make our race superior to the other lesser species as our future servants.” He said as some ponies looked disgusted hearing that, but some were intrigued. “If that abomination doesn’t die, all Equestria is doomed. To save our kingdom, a father and his child must perish for all to live.” Celestia and Luna were horrified as the pony citizens, guards and nobles who had loved ones and had children would never let them die as they were their greatest wealth that money could never replace.
“You’re a monster.” Said Celestia.
“You may call me that but ponies out across Canterlot will see me as a hero and the Wyverns that are coming to burn the garbage that is this area from our perfect Canterlot.” He said as 5 Wyverns fell near the town were beaten brutally and their fangs were forcibly removed. “What the?!” He yelled as Skills landed on one of the Wyverns’ heads as he was wearing their fangs as make-shift armor, a staff, and a crown out of fangs.
“Hello ponies. I’m probably on their most wanted. Mostly dead.” Said Skills as he heard a moan as he stomped on their head. “QUIET FOOLS!!! So, who's gonna get executed?” He asked as Perfection looked horrified that Skills defeated 5 Wyverns and fell to his knees.
“We’re doomed… doomed…”
“Cry me a river already.” Said Skills.
“DOOMED!!!” He screamed as Skills muzzled him with a web.
“Shut up. The kid is under my protection, and I’ll train him to be a powerful king who’ll protect his loved ones. Plus, he’ll won’t be a corrupted bastard like you.” Said Skills as he turned around and trot away. He looked back and smile. “We’ll meet again your highnesses. Promise me that you’ll make this place lovely for everyone; pony and non-pony.” He said as Skills flew away as the crowd cheered and waved farewell.
“Goodbye.” Said Celestia
“And thank you.” Said Luna as they saw Skills vanished into thin air.
Author's Note
Yep, Skills the Spider has left Equestria while leaving his mark on Canterlot and to the Wyverns. (Good luck eating until your teeth grows back if they can grow back. Don't know about Wyvern biology). Well at least the corruption in Canterlot was dealt with major damage. Now he'll return to the Labyrinth to escape with Azo and avoid some of the savage Earth Dragons. Also before you question why the Taboo level decrease, it because of the
Wrath - One of the 7 deadly sins. Adds +250 Attack Stats.
Miracle Magic - Magic that performs the impossible. Regrows limbs, heals permanent damages and cures incurable diseases. Adds +300 Magic Stats.
Metal Defense - Makes skin hard as metal. Adds +100 Defense.
Hero - All stats increase by 200.
Charity - A Being who shows generosity to others. Increase healing abilities to others and self.
Rescuer - A Savior of lives of the weak. Add +2000HP, +2000 SP & +500 Resistance.
Healer - A Being who heals others. Add +1000HP, +1000MP & +500 Resistance.
Architecture - A Being that can create structures. Add +3000MP & +3000SP
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