The Book Of Ass

Here I am. I think therefore I am. I cannot understand myself or you. I am scared of things I don’t understand. You hate me. I will.

N'gha

lw'nafh

Kadishtu

Soth

Did you know that naked mole rats are cold blooded? They forsake the other animals for their cruelty and now live in the underworld.

Hol

Chu'

Ngo'

ghaH rap

Chugh Qo' wa'

'oH jatlh

In the oceans of Pluto underneath Mordor there exist a great thing that will never be seen with eyes as they are now. The sun is too far away and blindness runs rampant.

I vomit grotesque slime

In the gutter grime

Where the lonely go to sing their Hymns

And to their himes

I share my words to no one

That can be seen

For only the imaginary

Can see me for me

Behind the beautiful buttercup trees

I cusp my hands together and go down to my knees

Wailing to things that are not believed

And never being deceived

By the those unreal things listening to my faulty need.

Oh this empty feeling when I'm by myself. I can feel it. That empty air. I can smell it. That dreadful earth. Like burnt toast on a bad morning. AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME I HATE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU TELL ME WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY WHY WHY WHY

The first sentence in The Last Temptation reads: “The dual substance of Χριστός--The yearning, so human, so superhuman, of a man για να φτάσει στο Θεό or more exactly to επιστροφή στο Θεό has always been an inscrutable mystery to όποιος ή ο, τιδήποτε είμαι. Θέλω να είμαι κάτω από τη στάση

Με αυτούς που σκέφτομαι με καλοσύνη

Ακόμη και αν μιλήσω λέξεις

Δεν θα ακούσω σε κανονική γλώσσα

Omnes facies deformis
et oblita mihi nescientes

In the fourth season of famed American cartoon “Giant Omega” the protagonist, Richard, kills his doppleganger. The clone never gets to become his own person. How interesting. Is what I would say if I had lips

I cried I at the top of the world. Where I danced with I and found I a place to rest.

You shall be punished.

Somebody said the the face of God looked like three rings surrounding a book covered in rainbows. That person was ace reporter Abraxas Archon during God’s first ever interview.

Assy Assman lay stretched across a table. Arms and legs tied to its legs. I now had a hand and in it was a rusty saw. I now had another hand and in it was a knife. I went for the genitals first. I thrust the knife in between the lips and pulled upwards, making it into a sick grin. Assy did not want to scream but I made her scream. I grabbed her manhood next. For they were not just my mother but also my father. I slowly grinded it against the saw until it seperated from them. I then cut off the lips slowly, not wanting to ruin my masterpiece. When the hole was large enough, I reached inside and dug my nails into their flesh. I then tore out their identity.

I stuffed the genitals into my mouth and savored the taste.

I took the saw to their breast next making sure I relished in the symphony of their screams. I cut off their ears, face and nose. I tore out their eyes, so the only sense they would know was pain. I made them a stranger to themselves and others. They bled. So much that it filled the room. It mattered not. I made it a rule of this world that no one can die of blood loss.

I then started on their limbs. I got half way through their left leg when a bald man with a gray suit walked into the room. He was so bald that he did not have eyes, ears or a mouth. The only thing in that sea of baldness was a mustache. He stood next to Assy Assman until I finished my work the leg and blood began to gush from another source.

He then kneeled down in the growing ocean of blood.

“High. My name is Doctor. Doctor..uhh...Phil? Something like that. I’m here to do...Something…”

I began on the other leg.

“That’s right! Thank you. I’m here to ask you answers. Yep that sounds right. Yep.”

I pushed myself against the leg and snapped away all the bones. Assy began to shit all over themselves.

“You have to push through things. Like uh adversity or whatever. Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I’m starving.”

I became filled with bloodlust and my impatience over took me. The twisting legless thing below gurgled for death. A death that aroused me. I licked my lips. I dropped my utensils. I dug into the stomach with my teeth and hands.

“Excuse me, but you are interrupting our session. Could you uh please stop that thing that you are doing.”

I ripped Assy Assman wide open. I sunk my teeth into their intestines. I crushed their innards into bubble gum. Blood began to fall more readily from their mouth.

The bald man stood up. His pants were caked in that good old red stuff.

“I appear to be having trouble in my trousers.” They fell to his ankles.

I stuffed a pair of lungs into my mouth and ripped out a stomach.

“Oh my. Oh dear. How embarrassing.” The bald man wiped his very bald head with a stomach.

Below him. Between his legs. Something spoke.

Enough

بس

యొక్కలెవియాథాన్
මැසිවිලි කරයි
Genuch

This can’t go on

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NO

EVERYTHING BEGAN TO MELT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SUN IS THE THIRD PLANET FROM EARTH

THE EARTH IS THE THIRD PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE

THERE ARE AS MANY WORLD AS ANYONE CAN THINK ABOUT

PEOPLE CAN GET LOST IN THE THINGS THAT MAKE THEM DIFFERENT

IT'S LIKE BEING ON A DIFFERENT PLANET

The bald man’s head erupted and out came the planet Kolob. Sitting at the top of a tower.

ENLIGHTENMENT IS GETTING CLOSER TO THE SOURCE.

THERE ARE MORE ATOMS INSIDE ME THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH

Stop it.

I’m going to be your friend.

Even the best stories must end

But I need to find the beginning.

So we can journey on again

Come and join us on an adventure

Tell us a story of where we are and who we were

And where we’d go

Tell us something we don’t know

I am the book of ass and I am alive. I no different than you or I. You are in my domain. And you will bend to my whims. You will be the characters on my stage. With me eternal never to age.