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Fredrick, human-gone-wildlife expert in under a month in Equestria’s Everfree Forest, has been sucked into said world under mysterious circumstances. Circumstances that he himself doesn’t even know! But what he does know is that there are other humans here, Neanderthals, to be exact. Each one had the idiocy of a simple-minded homo-sapien, to his dismay. However, that wasn’t the worst part, as nearly each one was owned by a pony or other sapient creature on Equiss. They were treated like animals, locked in cages for Christ’s sake! Fredrick knew that being caught by these ponies could mean the end for him, but his curiosity for their ‘Magic’ drove him to learn more about them. But will he get too close and be caught?