Chapters Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
"Greetings commander it seems you have finally come online." I heard a mechanical female voice say.
'What? Where am I why can't I see! ' I screamed or at least tried to.
"You are a commander AI that has been placed in the Centurion chassis." The voice drawled.
Then It snapped I recognize that voice, that's the voice from the galactic war cutscene when you start a new one. Where am I and how did I get here. I remember buying something from that merchant then I can't remember anything. Why am I not worrying? Shouldn't I be freaking out right now why am I so calm? Something isn't right I guess I'll ask not like there's anyone else here.
'Hey where are we and why can't I see? ' I thought to the AI.
"We are currently warping to a planet and will be there in two minutes. As for why you cannot see, this is because seeing warp would likely ruin your cameras. If you would like I can put up a picture of a field." The AI offered.
"Ok now may I ask wy were going to that planet and what I am? because I feel blockier. ' I asked trying to move with little success.
"We are going to the planet 'Equis' as I have detected signals that could be from a commander. As for what you are, you are a Centurion commander unit of the Legonis Mechana. " I felt the capsule I was in give a jerk after she said that.
Oh, boy that it either this is a dream or I'm a commander. Jesus Christ how am I supposed to feel about this I was practically just told I'm not a human anymore. Well, Sence I can't really feel too many emotions I guess I'll deal with it, and if this is a dream this is gonna be one hell of a good time.
"We have arrived, You will do fine. You may begin annihilation when you are ready. Do you have any more questions?" The AI asked as a screen in front of me went red with the words 'BEGIN ANNIHILATION' flashing on it.
"Is it possible for me to join a different faction?" I asked the AI.
"It is possible would you like to change your faction?" The AI brought up a screen with a Y/N on it.
"Yes I would" When I said that the Y flashed and a new screen popped up.
On the screen in front of me, multiple bars showed up they read. 'Faction 1 Legonis Machina' 'Faction 2 The Foundation' 'Faction 3 The Synchronous' 'Faction 4 The Revenants' 'Faction 5 The Legion ' 'Faction 6 Ignitus'
"Wait what the last one?" I asked the AI never hearing of that faction before.
"The faction Ignitus is a new faction in the galaxy. Thier leader is a rogue commander from the Legion, a small faction but extremely effective as they have no blueprints and have their commanders make their own units."The AI explained.
"Ok that sounds interesting I'll go with that one." I said already thinking of plans for various units and buildings.
"Very well you now belong to the faction Ignitus good luck commander," The AI said before I felt the pod I was in drop.
The screen Infront of me lit up and I saw the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. The planet was a rich green with vast oceans of the deepest blue. You could see the moutans and forests from orbit and it was stunning. I watched as the pod continued to descend rapidly in a matter of seconds it smashed through the clouds and was plummeting into a large dark forest. That's when I noticed two things one the pod wasn't slowing. Two I realized just how big the commanders are I was the size of the larger trees!
Then with a massive boom, the pod landed in a copse of trees that were all instantly incinerated in a 1000-foot radius. I looked around and realized. I was now a 38-foot tall planet destroying machine of death, what the hell am I supposed to do here. I guess the gameplan is gonna be keep hidden for as long as possible, expand quickly and quietly, and gather as much information as possible.
Now time to get down to business I look for the bit of my HUD that lets me construct things, but I only see an empty bar where it looks like things should go and a white box with a 'C' on it. I'm not sure what to do but I imagine clicking on the box and I feel as my mind shifts to be in a 3D environment. I hear the AI voice again and she says.
"Greetings commander now your probably confused as to what just happened. Let me explain since you are in the Ignitus faction none of the other blueprints are available. So, commander, you will need to construct your own factories and generators. In this screen, you will have everything you need to construct whatever you need. I will suggest making a bot factory first. As you will need it to make construction bots. Or alternatively, you could make an ore extractor first as it would make gaining material easier."
I thought about it for a second and decided like the logical man I am to make both. I began to design the metal extractor first. I made a square base with three poles sticking out of it. Two in the top right and left corners, and one in between the bottom left and right corners. Inbetween the top two posts I put a conveyor belt that leads to a storage core. On the middle pole, I put a small spinning drill that was angled so everything would fall onto the conveyor.
With that done I then designed the bot factory. Wich was a large shed-like structure with a conveyor belt that pushed whatever was inside of it outside where it could move. It was only about a fourth of my size but I wasn't gonna try to build a Titan in it or something. Actually, wait on the not talking to myself subject of titans.
"Hey, uuhhh Unnamed AI lady you there?" I called out loud.
"Yes, I am here commander." She responded in my head.
"First thing do you have a name?" I asked the AI.
"No, but many humans called me Siri." She responded.
I paused mentally laughing my ass off. "W... wait hehe your name... is Siri," I said through the laughs.
She sighed "Yes my name is Siri as in the old bitchy phone thing haha."
"I'm sorry, the second question will I eventually be able to make a titan?" I asked hoping I could.
"Yes, commander once you have the materials you will be able to design and build a titan." She said still sounding somewhat grumpy.
"Ok, thank's... hehe... Siri." I said still cracking up a little at her name.
I left the screen and got to work still chuckling to myself. I walked around reclaiming bushes and trees for a while until I had enough resources to construct the extractor. I made my way towards a metal deposit and began to build the extractor. I was surprised how quickly the thing was constructed considering how big it is and how the nano lathe builds. I also found out I could speed up my perception of time so that was nice. Once it was done I had a slow but steady income of metal.
I made my way over to the bot factory I made and begun to create a basic attack bot. I decided I wanted my robots to look somewhat organic and to make them resemble animals. First I added the body the front portion of which was on a joint, so it could use it has a head to look around easier. On its 'head' I placed four forward-facing cameras so it could see and it had redundancy. I moved on to the legs placing the eight of them where I assumed they would be on a scorpion. At the end of each of the legs, there was a retractable spike that would let it climb. It could also use it for traction if it was being pushed. On the front of the scorpion slightly in front of the forward most pair of legs and just behind the head, I placed the claws. Now the claws had three capabilities sniping things in half, grappling, and they all had a taser in them to subdue things. The tail was the easiest part as I simply made the usual scorpion tail but instead of a stinger, it had a laser.
Closing the screen I queued up four of the scorpion bots as I was just going to call them. While I was waiting for them to complete I wandered around and began to clear more trees and place metal extractors. The bot factory isn't very fast so by the time It was done. I had cleared out another 50 ft of forest and placed 4 new metal extractors. When the scorpion bots were done I had them stand in the nonexistent corners of the base.
I had just stationed the scorpion bots when two of them picked up movement in the bushes. I was surprised to see wooden wolves walk out growling at the scorpion. Then it hit me, I only knew of one place where there were wooden wolves. That merchant guy sent me to Equestria as a giant PLANET DESTROYING ROBOT. I feel like I'm gonna have the elements used on me if I'm there in the timeline. Sheeeettt. The now identified Timberwolves began to move in standing in front of the scorpion bot. I felt bad for the poor dogs. One of the wolves charged forwards at the scorpion bot. It responded in turn by grabbing it with its claws and cutting it in half. The others seeing this all charged it at the same time. The bot fired its lasers at the comparatively tiny wolves. Disintegrating one of them, the scorpion bot dis something the wolves didn't expect. It jumped, the springs in its legs wound up building up enough tension to break a boulder five times its size with ease. When they finished it launched its self into the air above the treeline. The wolves skidded to a stop below it looking up this was as they realized, their final mistake as a ton and a half of machine came crashing down right on top of them.
The Timberwolves were pulverized underneath the weight of the scorpion bot. I was watching all of this in minor amusement. I ordered the bot to sweep the remains into a pile so I could burn them. I didn't know how the nanolathe would react to the magic and I didn't want to find out the hard way. After the battle, I decided that a scout bot would be good to get the lay of the land. Because there was no way the ponies hadn't noticed the giant thing fall from the sky or the explosion.
I opened up the creation screen and got started on the bot. I figured I would do something like a cheeta although it would also probably resemble the bladewolf from metal gear. I began with the torso just like last time. I gave t a rather generic cheeta like torso, although I did make the rear slightly larger for more powerful legs. I then moved on to the head which I made long and cone-like. On the front of its face, I placed two forward-facing cameras. On the top of its head, I placed two ear-like structures that while detecting audio also worked as antenna allowing it to boost signal range. I gave it two front legs that had many powerful joints. Witch if the simulations are correct help it maneuver better at high speeds. I gave it very large back legs. The servos, hydraulics, and springs in the back legs were as powerful as mine. Overall I made sure it was very very flexible.
Closing the screen I cued up one of them and helped construct it. When the scout stepped out I switched my view to its cameras and told it to run towards basing from where I can see mount canterhorn, Ponyville was. I watched from its perspective as it raced off through the forest. If it was a living creature it would have been able to see where it was moving as the trees were a blur. It also would have tripped on tree roots many times if it wasn't made out of titanium. Apparently, I was correct in my assumption as to where Ponyville was. I watched as the scout came to a stop its razor-sharp claws making trenches in the dirt.
The bot stopped an there it was the town of Ponyville. It was even more brightly colored than the show depicted. Like to the point I turned down the color receptors on the scout's camera so it didn't overload. The town was even bigger than the show would have you believe. Then I saw it in the distance the giant crystal tree castle. I personally thought that was very cool and a very good target if things with the ponies go pear shaped. The scout sees a group of 7 ponies approaching the forest. I can only make out one thing and that is that one of them has a rainbow mane. Realising this is probably the main six I command the scout to return to the base. I exit the scout's view and open the designer. I need a way to hid my intimidating troops, And I need something to build it.
I start off with a round body and add a slightly larger hollow container that looks like a spiders abdomen. I then place a retractable nanolathe inside of it. I then add eight small legs around its body. I give it two large dome cameras for eyes. I also give it a small mouth like protrusion that is actually a taser. Closing the screen I mentally queue up ten of the construction bots giving them all orders to help the bot factory. With the bots helping build themselves faster it only took a couple of minutes to build the ten of them. Once they were all done I ordered them to dig a hole into the ground. Once they dug the hole I had them build a shed identical to the bot factory on top of it. With that done I told the other bots to go into the hole along with all but two of the construction bots and one scorpion bot that would climb a tree and hide unless it was needed.
Then I waited for a solid three hours it only took the cheetah bot fifteen minutes to get back and into the hole. My ability to speed up my perception of time helped. After three hours my scorpion bot detected movement, and I saw a group of seven small pastel colored ponies approaching. I stood there and watched as they entered the clearing. Once they entered their conversation stopped. So did they once Twilight spotted me or at least my foot which was as tall as she was.
Twilight and her friends were on their way to the place a meteorite fell deep in the Everfree earlier in the day. It was a long three hour walk where not much had happened. In fact, the only notable thing that happened is they ran into the manticore that Fluttershy helped all those years ago. It thanked her and told them where the meteorite had landed. They began walking in the direction that the manticore had indicated. They had been walking for two hours and hadn't found anything. They were beginning to doubt that they would find it.
"Hey Twi," Rainbow Dash said, "Are you sure we're still heading in the right direction?"
Twilight sighed. "Yes, rainbow I'm using a compass spell. We are currently heading in the same direction that we have been for the last couple hours." She told her tomboyish friend.
"W-what if its A-a- aliens." A small yellow pegisus squeaked.
"There ain't no such thing as aliens Fluttershy. I think you've been spending to much time around Spike, Big Mackintosh, an' Discord." Applejack said to her shy friend who hid behind her mane and squeaked something.
"Oh oh oh oh ooooh! I know! I know! What if it's like a really really big robot from space who has been sent here to kill another really big robot that Isn't actually here but was just its sensor picking up the magic coming off of the planet and mistaking it for signals or something and it helps us win the war and then we all live happily ever after!" Pinkie pie the crazy one of the group somehow managed to say all of this with one breath and in one sentence.
They would have continued talking but they entered a large clearing that definitely wasn't there before. Twilight was wondering what had made the clearing when she saw something bing and metal right in front of her. She looked up to see what it was, And looked up, and up, and up. Infront of her Infront of her was a machine but not any machine no, this machine was easily 30 foot tall.
I looked down at the obviously terrified ponies. I took a step back witch only seemed to scare them more once they saw my spider like companions. I didn't know what I was supposed to do in this situation so I did the first thing that came to mind.
"Hullo," I said cheerfully.
This, however, didn't have the intended result and just caused the ponies to run away screaming. I knew this wasn't going to end well but I also know that if I chased them it would make it worse. So I simply called out the rest of my bots and told the scorpion bot to get out of the tree. I stood in front of them and thought one thing. 'Well, I should probably make some defenses now.'
Author's Note
Weewwww three thousand words bitch!
This is my first story that is actually planned in how it will go. Right now I have this chapter and half of the next one done. Overall I have 3 chapters (not including the prologue or this one) planned out.
So here we are a displaced story with a war and giant robot. What could go wrong?
Hope you all liked it. Also please tell me if I portrayed the mane six correctly. Ok, Bye Bye.
Hugs and kisses
-Toonie
Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
I was overseeing the work on the large underground base. I had earlier decided to move the base underground after the 'Pony Incident'. The construction bots were running around as fast as they could. Digging out the cavern and building the large supports. I also decided there were going to be many many jokes about Vault-Tec. There really wasn't much to do at the moment, although I probably should work on a command center. I moved across the cavern towards the construction bots who had randomly stopped working for the fifth time. I suppose that wasn't just a thing in the game there actually just that stupid.
I then realized why they had stopped working, I looked down at the bar below the metal and found that it was being rapidly drained. I commanded them to stop so I wouldn't have the guards run out of power. I suppose I should probably make a power generator. I opened up the designer tab and got to work. Now I had no idea how the power generators worked in the game, but I did know roughly how to build a steam generator.
I first started out with a tank and put a firebox on the end of it. I then ran a sires of five pipes about three-fourths of the way through. Puting a significantly taller box at the end of those held up with struts. At the top of that box, I ran five more pipes that lead to one big one. The big pipe would carry the exhaust fumes above ground. Slightly to the left of the big pipe, I put a dome on the top of the tank. This dome had a pipe sticking out the top of it that would lead the steam created by the water being boiled from the hot pipes, into a low-pressure turbine. Where it would then go into another tank to condense back into water. Which would then drain back into the tank. The turbid would spin which would lead to an electrical generator, that would make the actual power.
Closing the screen I commanded the construction bots to build one of the generators than to stand back just in case it explodes. The generator is about the size of your average house once it is done and the pipe could be used as a slide for humans. Overall it fits the 'old stuff' thing I'm doing with my buildings. Although I'll probably turn it into a nuclear reactor once I get the advanced things designed. I'm not going to be doing that for a while though because when I do that its go big or go home. I'll likely just make everything as big as I logically can, but right now I'm keeping everything small so I don't make the ponies nervous. I really don't want Celestia on my ass. If it comes down to it I'll drop the moon on them and leave the planet before it hits.
The construction bots move to hide behind various things and a couple even hid behind me. Not that I mind I gave them all somewhat conscious AI so they could make decisions on things like that. I also want them to fix my face as fast as possible if it does explode. I mentally activate the steam generator and wait. I watch as the thermal scans show the pipes beginning to heat up and produce small amounts of steam around them. I wait there for a couple of minutes watching the thermal scans show the water boiling and creating steam to move the turbine. I am quite happy with the fact that it actually works despite taking a while to start working.
I tell the construction bots to construct more of themselves. I make my way over to the ramp to the surface queuing up the construction of five scout bots on my way out. I wait on the surface for the scout bots to be completed when they are done I tell them to scout the forest around us so I can get a lay of the land. I then call over the first scout who I have taken a liking to, its AI seems to be developing into one somewhat similar to a commander in the way it could think, learn, and make informed decisions. I may need to give it a name and a voice module soon I won't yet right now I just need to see how it will act. Once it gets here I tell it to go scout near ponyville and to see what is going on. I also tell it to run back here quickly if it sees a pony enter the woods.
The scout bot nods witch was not something it could do earlier, and runs off into the forest. I began to contemplate giving it the voice module sooner rather than later as I think it would suck not being able to talk. I went back underground this King about where to build a command center.
Having decided on a basic design I opened the creation screen. First I started with a basic square base and placed four walls and a feeling making a hollow cube. I then cut out a large portion of the forty five foot tall wall big enough for me to fit through. On the inside, I placed a charging bay not that I need it, but it is nice to have anyway. I then placed a bunch of screens that would have various readouts and video feeds. Underneath the screens along two walls, I placed a ginormous supercomputer. On the top of the building, I placed a large antenna which would stick out of the ground about 50 foot. I then plated the whole thing in durasteel because for some odd reason I could make that.
I closed the screen and started constructing the command center. It wasn't going to slowly but it would still take awhile. I looked over to the construction boots and saw they were almost done, So I called half of them over to help me build. Once they arrived the building sped up so I walked away. Right now the cavern is roughly a quarter of a mile long a hundred foot tall and half as wide as it is long. Overall it's a decent size for my current needs. I don't see needing to expand in the foreseeable future. Well actually I might need to when I make the advanced things but until then I won't need to. I'll need to expand it a lot for the Titan so scratch that.
Once all of the construction bots were done with what they were doing I told them to stand off in a clearing. Looking over to my command center I walked into the large building. Looking at the screens I saw that some of them had readouts such as metal or power but others had ones that showed productivity and blueprints that I made. I then moved my gaze to the largest screen and split it into portions one side of it had a map of the places my bots have been and their current positions. I split the other side of the screen into the scout bots cameras.
An alert from the original scout bot popped up on the screen. I looked over to it and found that one I was safe from the elements as Twilight had wings, and two both of the princesses were at ponyville and looked to be heading into the forest. They were probably coming here to investigate the 'metal monster' or something that the ponies told them. I ordered the original scout to return along with the rest of them. I should probably get around to making the defenses. I first ordered the construction bots to go to the surface as I was making my way out. Sometimes it sucks being slower than most of your troops. When I finally made it to the surface I fond the construction bots waiting for me. I told them to build a twenty foot tall chainlink fence with a gate at the side that the ponies entered when they came here. I also told them to place barbed wire at the top of it. I cued up five more scorpion bots and once they were done I told two of them to stand at the gate and open it when the ponies wanted in.
I then realized that the cavern was probably pitch black. I ordered a couple of the construction bots to go into the cavern and build some lights. Because leading the squishy ponies through a room with lots of not so squishy machines in it probably wasn't a good Idea.
After doing that I opened the designer tab and begun designing a turret. First I placed four metal poles and placed a platform on top of it. The poles were on flat ground each 30 foot tall but could be driven into the ground or lengthened if needed. On top of the platform, I placed a two barreled anti-air cannon I thought would work wonders on ground things. Around the turret, I placed a pillbox like shell that would provide armor. Then just because on the barrels, I put the words like the dumbass I am 'BITCHES LOVE CANNONS' ah I really hope I have at least some form of entertainment somewhere or I'm going to go insane. Saving that I moved on to the anti-air defenses. I did the same basic tower base that I used for the anti-everything turret. But instead of an AA cannon, I used a bunch of rocket pods. I effectively Placed a SAM on a tower. I then did the same thing with the pillbox-like armor.
Saving that and closing the creator I looked around to find that the fence was completed gat and all. I also found six scout bots standing at my feet. I a little surprised by this tried to jump back only to remember that I couldn't jump. So the jump war more of a strange noise from my legs and a step back. I see that they weren't hostile commanded them to patrol outside and keep hidden. I then ordered the construction bots to construct the normal turrets in a way so they are inside of each other's range of fire. I then commanded them to build twenty more of themselves once they were done with that.
I went back underground to do something and wait for the ponies. Walking down the ramp I saw there were a lot of the lights that you see at places like Walmart. I called the original scout bot over to me and told It to stand still. I looked down at it and then used my Nano-lathe to give it a voice module and then transmitted my knowledge of English to it. The bot stood there for a second seemingly trying to figure out how to speak. Then a feminine voice said.
"Hello is this how I use this?" The scout bot said tilting her head.
I stood there a moment trying to figure out how it changed the monotone voice to a feminine one but just shrugged it off and said. "Yes, you are using that properly. Do you have a name that you call yourself?" I asked her.
"No before this point I had no language data. But as of this moment, I have decided to take the name Seras." She said sitting down.
"Did you look through the media files?" I asked Seras.
"Yes, I did. I find a show called 'Hellsing abridged' quite amusing" She said nodding.
"Oh, I like you," I said mentally grinning.
"Come on follow me," I said walking towards the command center, telling two scout bots to find where the ponies were then to track them keeping out of sight. I stepped into the command center and looked at the map. I saw two dots moving away from the camp at high speed. I then saw them slow down as nine dots showed up on the map. The dots were moving relatively slowly. They will probably be here in thirty ish minutes while I wait I'll make an air factory. I asked Seras, I still think that names somewhat funny, to tell me when they get close. Walking back to the surface I look around to see the turrets were placed every one hundred foot in a pattern of the AA turret then the normal turret.
Opening the creator I Started with a large circular base made of concrete that was about fifty foot in diameter. I then placed a circular wall around it with various tanks filled with material on it. On the inside of the walls, I placed rails that 6 nano-lathes would be on. The rails would hopefully allow the nono-lathes to move around if I spaced them correctly. I placed a large metal plate on the floor, that was small enough to not hit the nano-lathes when the piston underneath it moves it up. I placed a large door on the top of it that would swing outward to allow whatever was constructed to get out and fly away.
Saving that I moved on to a basic air scout. This would be modeled after an eagle. I first started with a relatively small lightweight body. The body was somewhat pear shaped and made out of carbon fibers. overall it was about six foot tall. I then gave it some feet, it wouldn't actually be able to walk with them but it could stand on them so its the thought that counts. I gave it wings that were made out of the same carbon fiber that the body was they were just thicker. I then placed a round head on it that could rotate three hundred sixty degrees. The head had multiple cameras, range finders, infrared scanners, and audio sensors. As it wouldn't be able to fly in the traditional way I put two small jet engines on its back. They would be extremely loud upon takeoff but once it was flying it would still be loud but not deafeningly so.
I saved that and closed the screen looking around again to see that nothing much had changed. I ordered the construction bots to build the air factory which would be built on the surface and would take much longer to build. The air factory was about twice the size of the bot factory. The construction bots got to work and I walked back underground. I went to the command center and connected to the charging station.
"Commander why are you in a charging station you generate your own power," Seras asked me looking at me with her head tilted.
"Because I can and I have nothing better to do," I said bored.
"You do know you have media files of over one million videos and songs right," Seras said.
"I do?" I said surprised
"yes, I have looked through them," Seras confirmed.
"Sooo. how long until the ponies get here?" I asked Seras.
"We have roughly twenty minutes at their current speed," Seras said looking at the map.
"Hellsing?" I asked.
"Hellsing"
"Commander they are five minutes away from our location you should go meet them at the gate," Seras said halfway through the second episode of Hellsing Abridged.
"Awww ok let's go," I said somewhat upset because we were almost to the best part.
"Good luck Commander," Seras said to me.
"What do you mean you're coming with me."
"Wait what? Why do I need to go along with you Commander." Seras said confused.
"Because I'm bad at talking and I'm large, scary, and able to accidentally step on them. While you are small, less scary, and unable to accidentally step on them. I said in a matter of fact tone.
Seras sighed and stood up. I unattached myself from the charging station then walked out of the command center with Seras in tow. I took a look around the large cavern while we walked. I saw the construction bots walking around building more of themselves. There was easily a hundred of them now and they were all busy either building more of themselves, building more guard bots, or expanding the cavern and building lights. I told the builders to stop making more of themselves but to continue making the scorpion bots. I then ordered twenty of the Scorpion bots to follow me and Seras to the surface.
I walked up to the surface with Seras in tow. We made our way to the gate and waited for the ponies to arrive. After a while, I saw movement in the bushes. The two princesses walked out with the main six and starlight glimmer following close behind. The princesses ran nose first into the gate and then notice my presence. The mane 6 seemed to be surprised at the large fence that was now there, while the princesses were busy gawking at me and Seras. I decided to once again take initiative and start the conversation.
"Hi, hows your day been?" I said casually.
"I've been doing good Mr.robot how are you?" Pinkie Pie responded being the only one not staring.
"I'm doing well myself how long do you think they'll be staring?" I asked the peppy pink party pony pinkie pie.
"Give the princesses a couple seconds and the rest about a minute." Pinkie answered.
I did my version of a nod which is more of tilting my whole body up and down. I waited inside of the fence for the princesses to regain their brains before saying.
"Hello, I assume you are this nation's rulers," I said this more then I asked because from my time as a brony I already knew.
"Hello, Mr?" Celestia said pausing for me to say my name.
"You may call me Centurion," I said Ordering the guard bots to open the gate. After the gate was opened
"Well then hello, Mr.Centurion we are Indeed the rulers of the land of Equestria. May I ask why you are here?" Celestia said giving a cute tilt of her head. I as a normal person would got cuteness diabetes.
I made a coughing noise and said. "Oh dear lord that was adorable," I cleared my throat, "Sorry about that anywho I'm here because an AI by the name of Siri, found signals that could be another commander's and If there is one I am here to ANNIHILATE it at any and all costs. I don't know why but when I said annihilate my voice took on a mechanical tone.
Celestia nodded and said, "What do you mean at any and all costs?"
"It means that I and the other commander will use any means necessary even if it destroys the plannet. I personally won't use any planet destroying methods unless I'm half dead and really desperate." I said simply because it was true there were many ways to take out another commander that destroyed the planet.
Celestia looked horrified at the prospect of the planet being destroyed. "Why are you fighting each other? Why not live with each other?"
"No Commander knows why we fight past the fact our creators did. When they died and we came back online we continued fighting. As far as I know, this galactic war will continue until only one faction remains." I said truthfully because I honestly had no idea why we commanders all fought.
"Well, why don't you all stop?" Celestia asked now sounding a strange mix of upset and sad.
"Because there is no way to stop when there are millions spread across a galaxy. There are so many factions with different ideas that it is impossible." I said.
Celestia just nodded in understanding and went to say something when Luna interrupted her. "You will not harm our subjects beast!" Princess Luna shouted charging a spell and dropping into an offensive stance.
It was then that twenty scorpon bots ran above ground, Seras went into an offensive stance, multiple scout bots ran out of the surrounding forest and joined Seras in front of me, I charged up my uber cannon, and 8 large guns pointed themselves at her. It was after all of this that she seemed to realize her mistake. Evreypony else was just staring in shock at how quickly they all became very screwed if they piss me off.
"Please stand down princess I have no intentions of harming you of your ponies. But if you try to harm me or my bots Me or Seras here will remove your face from this planet." I said really hoping that she would stand down.
Luna unlit her horn and chuckled nervously backing away slowly. Celestia facehoofed and shook her head giving her sister a stern look. "I'm sorry for my sister Luna's outburst she Isn't the greatest in diplomatic situations. Nor do I think has she done that to someone and been shut down so quickly." Celestia explained.
I let out a noise that sounded somewhere in between a laugh and a chuckle. "Being a large extremely advanced machine from space does that. Nothing would have attacked unless she did as well I have them all set to return fire. Even if she did manage to get away from the cannons and scorpions. Getting hit by a five hundred pound piece of metal I call a scout bot running at nearly two hundred miles per hour hurts, A LOT."
Celestia and the rest of the ponies visibly cringed at the thought. "That sounds rather fatal," Celestia said still cringing at the thought.
"I can fly you know," Luna mumbled.
Seras chuckled and said "Yes but so can they." she nodded to the air factory where an air scout popped out and took off flying circles overhead. I saw rainbow dash preparing to take off.
"Excuse me miss but please refrain from flying the anti-air turrets will find you a great target if you do," I said to Rainbow Dash.
She stopped flapping her wings and sat back down. Celestia shook her head and said. "While I would love to continue this conversation I and my sister have things to attend to in Caterlot, and they probably have things to do as well. She said nodding to the rest of the ponies.
"Indeed I have much to do around here as well. May I ask one last thing?" I asked Celestia.
"Of course," Celestia said looking up at him.
"What is all of their names?" I said motioning to the main six.
"Oh sorry about that where are my manners. These are; Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Starlight Glimmer." She said pointing to all the mares respectively.
I once again did my version of a nod and said: "Have a good day." Celestia nodded in reply before they started to venture back to Ponyville. I told the various bots to go back to what they were doing. Before heading back underground with Seras. Walking back into the command center I sighed.
"Shits about to get weird isn't it," I said to Seras.
"Yes, yes it is." She said.
Far to the east of the Everfree on the borders of equestria a war was being fought. Between Equestria and its neighbors. Little did they know underneath them they had awoken something. This thing that the had awoken was a Rockteeth commander of the Legon. The massive machine roared to life underground and begun to dig its way out. On the surface, the ponies were none the wiser to the monster they had just unleashed on this world. Far far away on the moon, a commander was unburied by Lunas return it had no orders perhaps it could help one of the commanders on the surface. Maby but now it shall build metal extractors in preparation in case it needs to escape.
The war for Equis had begun.
Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
I was sitting in the command center with Seras when an alert showed up on one of the screens. Turning my attention to it I saw that we were completely out of power. Mentaly sighing I disconnected myself from the charging station that was in no way necessary. Stepping outside I walked to the other side of the cavern witch took awhile considering how unbearably slow commanders tend to be. When I finally arrived I saw at least three hundred construction bots standing around the generators witch looked overtaxed. I commanded thirty of the construction bots to build more generators. I watched as the began to very very slowly build another generator.
It was almost painful to watch I walked away telling all factories to stop. Once I did that I saw we were gaining a staggering ONE metal per second. I died a little inside from that but continued on my way. I was walking towards the metal extractors when I asked myself why I didn't just make bigger generators and extractors. Or even just make a storage for them.
Mentaly hitting myself over the head I began to think of ways that I even could improve the current design. It was rather difficult to figure out but I had an idea. I opened the creator and began constructing a dome that would go over the extractor. I then placed tracks on the inside of the dome so things could move around. On the tracks, I placed multiple high power mining lasers. The lasers would do the actual mining so the old drill would be removed and replaced with a powerful vacuum. How it would move the metal I don't know but the simulations sad it would so hey. Closing the designer tab I then realized a problem. I now have an advanced extractor and nothing to build it.
I then go the feeling that today is going to include a lot of designing. Reopening the creator I decided to make the advanced bot factory nearly identical to the old one. But there would be two big differences. One it would be a LOT bigger two it could also alter existing robots. I placed the four walls which were all twice as long as I am tall. After that, I removed a large portion of the front wall and replaced it with a large bay door. I then on the inside placed four very large nano-lathes each of which was on an arm. I then covered the whole thing in three inches of titanium. I didn't want someone to break the thing that makes my troops.
I moved on to the advanced construction bots I decided they would resemble Hercules beetles. I first started with the body which wasn't difficult it was a simple oval shape. I made it to the back of the shell could open to either function as a shield or to allow the two nano-lathes to pop out. The shell was very heavily armored I'm not sure what the metal is called but it looks like the doom marines armor, so shits probably indestructible. I then moved on to the head which was the normal horns for the beetle. But on the inside of the horns, there was a small camera almost impossible to see but allowed people to have no place to aim to blind it unless they were lucky. I then moved on to the legs which were simple legs somewhat like the spiders but more heavily armored.
I closed the creator and ordered fifty of the construction bots to follow me. I took them over to a new large clearing in the cavern. Then told hem to construct the advanced bot factory. I helped them with this because they aren't the fastest builders. With how many of them there were and my help it was done within two minutes. I then cued up five advanced construction bots and told them to help build them.
After a minute the advanced bots were done who I sent to build advanced metal extractors over the old ones with a couple construction bots. Once that was done I made my way back to the command center. I walked into Sears listening to 'Fucked With An Anchor' by Alestorm. I laughed my ass of mentally for a second before saying.
"Oi Seras how about an upgrade," I said easily drowning out the music.
Seras turned off the music a second later and looked at me quickly. "Why would I need an upgrade?"
"Well, your a sub commander now so I figured that an upgrade would be an order. Then there's the fact the only way to tell you from the other scouts, is you actually have the ability to not do exactly what I say." I shrugged.
"I guess you have a point, I would love to not explode when a pebble hits me too hard," Seras said nodding.
"You scouts explode if that happens?" I question.
"Yes, we do. I once saw one of the scouts trip on a rock and explode."
"Huh well than let's go fix this." I turned around and began to walk to the Advanced factory.
Seras simply nodded and followed me. On the way there I was observing the base it was coming along nicely despite being mostly underground. As a pls now with advanced construction bots project T-R would probably move faster. Granted that is still painfully slow. Arriving at the advanced factory I asked Seras to step in once she had done so I opened the creator.
I at first saw nothing but then Seras's body showed up. The first thing I decided to do was make her more heavily armored and larger. I fist tripled her size putting her at roughly three-fourths of my sise. I then made her armor roughly an inch thick. Moving on to her general shape I made it sleeker hopefully to reduce drag. I then like the American I was, strapped some rockets to her back legs. I then made her teeth sharper because I think it would be funny for a huge robot wolf to eat something. I then put some grinders that yo see in woodchippers in her throat, and placed a materials container in her chest. Happy with her new design I closed the creator and let the factory do its thing,
It was interesting watching the factory disassemble her and keep her data core intact. Once she was reassembled I pressed the metaphorical button to turn her on. (No not like that get your mind out of the gutter.) I stepped back a few paces. Then waited for her to step out. When she did I was pleasantly surprised when she wasn't slow.
"This new body feels familiar yet strange a the same time," Seras said running in place.
"That's to be expected considering you weigh about three tons more than you used to. Almost all of which is armor or the rockets I strapped to you." I said sending her a video of someone shrugging.
"You really enjoy nonverbal responses don't you?" Seras deadpanned.
"Yup I do. Oh, could you run to Canterlot and give the princesses this. Just in case they hear about a giant rampaging robot army." I say commanding a construction bot to walk over to her.
"Why would I take a construction bot what could it do?" Seras asked looking at me inquisitively.
"It can build a communications thing then jump off a cliff and die," I say simply.
Seras makes a sound much like sighing and nodded. The construction bot jumps on her back and she begins her trip to the surface than to Canterlot.
Twilight was for once having a perfectly normal day. She had read a new book she got shortly after waking up. Then she and spike went down to get breakfast at a new restaurant in town. It was then that her day became not so normal. The ground started shaking. The shaking grows more and more intense and the booming was getting louder. Right as she began to go get up to yell for everyone to get indoors. A giant robot wolf jumped right overhead. It landed skidding swiveling rockets on its back to keep it from going into a house. It then fired the rockets and began to run straight towards Canterlot.
Twilight simply sighed and began to write a letter to Princess Celestia.
Mason was having a normal day he was sitting on a bench outside of the throne room reading a book. KD was standing next to him. Mason found himself wondering how many ponies noticed the slight color change between the new walls and the old ones. It was then that there was a loud boom of the castle door being opened. The ground then began to shake and KD stepped in the middle of the hall taking out her XO-16 and points it down the hallway. Mason grappled on top of KD and brought out his anti-titan weapon.
It was then that a robot wolf the size of KD rounded the corner and came to a screeching halt. We sat there for a moment staring at each other before I speak up.
"I'm not even gonna pretend this is the weirdest thing to happen to us this week," I said still staring at the giant wolf, "So are you here to try to kill us all or not?"
"No, I am not here to kill all of you. I am here to deliver something to the princesses. Although I was under the impression there were no humans on this planet." Seras said looking at Mason.
"I'm the only human on this planet at the moment. Oh, by the way, I'm Mason and this is KD." Mason sat down on the mentioned Titan.
"Good to meet you my names Seras." Seras nodded at the Pilot.
"Like Seras as in Hellsing abridged?" Mason said suprised.
"Yes as in that Seras," She confirmed
"I'm surprised that the giant robot knows what Hellsing is." Mason pointed out.
"Meh, my commander has nearly every digital entertainment video ever made." Seras shrugged.
"Fair enough well I'll let you continue on have a nice existence," Mason said hoping off KD and sitting back on the bench.
Seras nodded and walked past him and KD to the large doors. Opening the doors many nobles and random ponies shrieked as a giant metal wolf suddenly opened the door. Princess Celestia sat there with an amused expression on her face. She motioned for the ponies to leave the room. Once she had she coughed and stood up.
"Hello Seras what brings you here?." Celestia said standing and giving a motherly smile.
"Hello princess I am here to deliver something to you," Seras said slightly nodding to the construction bot on her back.
After she did so the construction bot hopped off of her back, landing surprisingly softly.
"Centurion wanted me to give you a way to contact us in case anything happens or you find another commander," Seras explained to Celestia.
Celestia nodded and said "That would be much appreciated after seeing him I find myself doubting the entire royal guard could beat him. If you wouldn't mind could it be placed behind the thrones?"
Once she said that the construction bot walked behind the thrones and constructed the communications array that most would call a radio. After this was done it walked into a corner and self-destructed leaving the walls and floor scorched.
"Well I should probably go Centurion probably wants me back," Seras said slowly backing away once she noticed the small wisps of flames coming off of Celestia's mane and tail.
Once she reached the door she turned around and began to run as fast as she could back to the base.
I was sitting there in the command center staring at an inexplicable email that I had received shortly after Seras left. The email was simply labeled 'Hey jackass' I'm not entirely sure rather I should be offended or not but there was one question going through my head. 'HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID SOMEONE EMAIL ME?' I after standing the rebooting myself for a few minutes decided to read the email because I have nothing better to do.
'Hello, commander thanks for not murdering the natives. It's the Merchant that sent you to Equestria. I have contacted you to tell you about tokens and what you are now. When I say what you are I don't mean you actual body I mean you are something called a displaced. A displaced is a person who has been sent from there home universe to another universe. Usually as a fictional character from their world. Because of this, we displacers decided you should be able to help each other out. So to do this you make tokens. To make a token you take an object that represents you speak some sort of message to it and toss it into the void. Don't worry about the technicalities of it I'll handle the rest I recommend you do this soon you never know'
-The Merchant
Mentaly shrugging I had one of the construction bots make a small figurine of a Centurion commander on my arm. After the bot jumped off of my arm and almost died I began to focus on it and then thought.
'I AM THE CENTURION COMMANDER OF THE IGNITUS FACTION IF YOU NEED MY AID OR SIMPLY SOMEONE TO SPEAK TO AND MAKE STUPID POP CULTURE REFERENCES WITH I"M YOU GUY. BE WARNED IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE SOME SICK SADISTIC BASTARD I WILL SQUISH YOU.' After that, a small portal appeared on my arm that the figure fell through.
That's when I heard it.
'SERAS!!
Far away in the solar system, an Invictus commander of the Remnants awoke on a damaged metal planet confused it looked around. It had no idea where it was but the one advanced radar he had left said there was another of his kind on this planet. An enemy it now had a goal.
Back on Equis the Rockteeh commander burst through the ground right in the middle of both of the armies. It scanned around at the two frozen forces when a terrified mage let off a bolt of magic and a scared minotaur archer did the same. The armies now a threat were marked for annihilation and the Rockteeth began to slaughter them with no mercy. There was chaos the enemies now fighting both each other and the Commander were losing very quickly a Pegasus and griffin scout both escaped to warn their respective governments.
Author's Note
Ehey my mans sorry it took so long but as promised, the new chapter is here.
Also, the next chapter will take a while as it is a crossover with With SCIENTIFIC NUTJOB's story The Enderman Named Carter.
So until then.
Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
I have recently made arrangements with the user SCIENTIFIC NUTJOB for a crossover! I will be posting Centurions point of view first then he will post Carters. It will take a while so expect updates on the other stories soon. I will likely be restarting my Fallout: Equestria story so be on the lookout for that. Other than that there shouldn't be anything else. I would like to apologize for my recent lack of activity since school has started it has been difficult to find time to write.
Have a good day!
Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
I was sitting there surrounded by construction robots who were fixing the scorch marks covering my body. It turns out Seras did something to piss celesta off and when I tried to defend her I got blasted. Shortly after I did manage to calm her down but what a fucking adventure that was. Celestia returned to Canterlot after apologizing to me. The construction bots where just finishing up with the repairs when I decided to work on a smaller more human like body for myself. Not quite synth levels of human but definitely not this. I would love to be able to go to Ponyville and actually meet the ponies. While it is possible in my current body I feel as if they wouldn't appreciate a giant robot stomping through town.
As an upside, I recently taught Seras how to command the construction bots. It was funny watching her learn although I still feel bad for that bot that she somehow made implode. I walked over to my charging bay that I realized looks a lot like a power armor station. The station connected to me with a loud hiss and bang then lifted me slightly off the ground.
I opened the creator screen and was as always met with a list of various parts. I zoomed way in to about human sise and began constructing a body. I decided to make it look much like Samuel Hayden from Doom. I started with a body nearly Identical to his but made it slightly more human like by hiding more of the electronics. I removed all of the unnecessary glowing blue parts as I really don't like the way they look. I moved on to the head which I made roughly in the same shape as his head but more rounded. On the face in place of eyes were three cameras in a triangular pattern with two on top and one on the bottom. Moving on to the arms I felt as if they didn't need much changing aside from of course hiding more electronics. I also decided on adding stronger joints as while I don't want to get in a fight I will and I would like to only need to punch them once or twice to incapacitate them seeing as metal plus face equals pain. The legs really didn't need any changing but I want to spice it up a bit so I added a gun holder robocop style.
Satisfied with the design I order a few construction bots to fabricate it just outside of the command center. It was surprisingly fast to build I don't know why I expected it to take a long time but hey. I went into a view that is hard to explain the best way I could explain it would be I can feel all of my robots and structures. Quickly locating the body I did another thing that is difficult to explain I essentially "stepped" out of this body and into the new one. It was extremely disorientating at first to suddenly be roughly human sized. Well, maybe not human sized I'm still about twice the size of a human.
It was then that I received a red alert on the transmitter from Canterlot. I diverted the transmission to myself and said.
"What's up what happened?" I said to Celestia through the transmitter.
"Ah, so that's how that works. Hello, centurion, I do believe I have a very big problem. I would love to tell you more but I need to deal with things here. Twilight will be given a letter telling her and her friends to come to Canterlot I would like you to meet us here as fast as possible." Celestia said sounding in a rush.
"Ok, I'll be there as fast as possible although I would like to ask you just send them there I have faster forms of transportation," I say.
"Very well I will do that how long after they arrive will you be here?" Celestia asked.
"Ten minutes tops" I respond.
"See you then," Celestia says cutting the transmission.
I put my mind into super fast processing mode and send out a transmission to Seras which she picks up in 0.0320 of a second.
"Build a transport craft capable of holding one of my new body, you, seven ponies, four of the scorpion bots, and Have some room to spare no time to explain."
I feel Seras agree and cut the link the whole conversation happening in 0.236 of a second. I began to formulate possible battle strategies when I get hit in the face with a small object. I immediately snap my mind to normal speeds and reach down to pick up what seems to be a vial filled with some sort of strange liquid. When I pick it up I hear some sort of message.
"Whoever finds this my name is Carter and if you want to talk or hang out just give me a call since this bottle is also enchanted to act like a phone directly to my head, but if you're evil and are harming innocents without a reason I will hurt you! So have a good day,"
That's when I realize that this is a token from another Displaced. I honestly can't think of anything to say so as always I say a dumb thing.
"Rangle jangle Carter I'm Centurion I have no Idea what to say but hi please come here."
I wait for a moment and nothing happened but then a Portal opened up in front of me. I heard a yelp and a long tall figure fell out of the portal It groaned and mumbled something about dimensional travel. I made a coughing noise towards what I have now Identified as an enderman and held out a hand. It looked at me took my hand and got up. We stood there in silence for a moment before I said.
"Hi"
"Hi," Carter said in return.
"So I imagined my first meeting with another displaced to be much less awkward." I sad shuffling nervously.
"So hi I'm Centurion," I said holding out my hand.
He seemed as if he was judging me for a moment before taking my hand and shaking it. "Carter, so what's going on?"
"Celestia just called me to Canterlot along with the main six so I assume something important." I began to explain.
The door to outside opened with a mechanical whirring sound and a hiss of hydraulics. Seras ran into the base and ran up to me.
"The carrier is ready and where did he come from?" Seras questioned with a tilt of her head.
"Cross-dimensional travel anywho let's go up top and wait for the girls," I said motioning for them to follow me.
Seras nodded along with Carter who both followed me up to the transport. The transport itself had a shocking resemblance to the C-5M Super Galaxy cargo plane. Upon further inspection, the plane was made of durasteel. It seems Seras also found the supersonic jets judging by the giant Turbojets, Ramjets, and Scramjets along the wings. Looking inside the plane had spaces for the scorpion bots to be locked down some sort of frame that I assumed was for Seras and passenger space for me, Carter, and the girls.
There was also a new addition to the base in the form of a runway. I looked at Seras who simply shrugged. That was when Carter piped in.
"Do you two have some sort of telepathy or something?" He asked sounding curious.
I shook my head "No we just have that weird thing that twins do where they know what the other one is thinking."
Carter nodded in understanding and in the distance the sounds of the gates opening were heard. I looked to see the girls along with starlight step in followed by four scorpion bots. As they approached they took in the sights of the flyer factories and defenses following their every move. The runway and the massive plane it must have been quite the sight for someone who had never seen anything like it.
The girls approached and seemed to be looking around for someone when Twilight asked.
"Wheres, Centurion Celestia said he would be here?"
"I am right here I simply made a smaller body so I could fit in buildings," I said waving.
Twilight nodded and made and mouthed 'oh' I motioned for everyone to follow me. Complying the girls, Seras, and Carter followed me inside the plane. Seras stepped over us turned around and backed into the bay. The bay the began to move and slowly disassembled her down to her data core. Parts were pulled off and hung on racks on the wall the whole process took about thirty seconds. Her data core was then moved into a large bay that opened up where the pilot's seat would have been.
The onboard speakers crackled for a second before her voice came out of them. "Welcome to air Seras I hope you enjoy your flight please keep all limbs inside of the craft at all times."
This got a laugh out of me and Carter who both got the joke and a confused look from all of the ponies. I bowed slightly and motioned for the ponies to take a seat in one of the chairs that lined the walls of the plane. The ponies all took their seats and afterward I sat next to Twilight and strapped myself in. Carter took a seat next to me probably on account of not really knowing any of them. I then began to explain your usual airline instruction crap about safety because I doubt this thing will crash but just in case.
"Now this flight will be supersonic at one point which means we will go faster than sound. Because of this," I reached behind me and grabbed a mask, " You will need to wear one of these it is a simple air mask I'm not sure if you will need it but in case you do it's better to be safe rather then sorry."
The ponies nodded and each grabbed a mask then put it on. After everyone was seated the four scorpion bots climbed into the pane and hooked themselves in. After they were done Seras asked if we were all strapped in and ready to go. Carter responded with a thumbs up and a 'yea'. I responded with a nod. The girls all gave a chorus of concerns that boiled down to yes. The engines began to spin up and there was some sort of sound accompanied by the plane giving a lurch. Then suddenly the plane gave a mighty leap forward and began to rapidly pick up speed for something of its size. It makes you wonder how powerful the engines actually were. Finally, the nose of the plane began to tip up more and more before there was a small jerk and the plane was fully off of the ground. The plane began to bank towards Canterlot before it finally leveled out but you could the plane still rapidly gaining speed.
With the plane now level I motioned for them to put small headphones that were attached to the masks in their ears, or in the case of Carter, I handed him a pair of overhead headphones that I had stashed behind the seat. Carter took them and plugged them into the small port on the mask.
"Well, now that that is done I guess that all we have to do it wait," I said this already knowing the short flight would be boring, "So sorry I didn't introduce you to anyone but as you could tell were sorta in a rush."
Carter nodded "No it's fine I figured that you had a lot on your mind"
"Still should have taken the time to introduce you to the others. So, girls, this is Carter and me are something called displaced witch basically means you got torn from your home dimension, put into a body of a fictional character and hurled across space and time." I explained to them.
"Why would something do that?" Twilight asked.
"Nobody really knows but my guess in a bored void dweller did it once then a bunch of other ones copyed it. Now mind you I don't have any solid information on it but that's what I assume."
"How do you have no information on them?"
"Well," I said, "Thing about void dwellers in nobody has really seen one or at least seen one and had their sanity remain intact."
"That makes sense in a strange way. What do you have information on?" Twilight asked changing the topic.
"Nearly everything including the meaning of life the universe and everything." Out of the corner of my vision, I say Carter smirk a tiny bit probably understanding the reference.
"You know the meaning of life! That's a question Philophicers have been trying to figure out for years what is it?" Twilight yelled the first part but quieted down afterward.
I chuckled a bit as she had fallen into my trap. Although I did find that oddly adorable. " The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is. Forty Two."
Silence I could see Carter laughing but concealing it perfectly. Twilight on the other had looked supremely confused and quite honestly had a facial expression near identical to Aurther Dent after a Vogan tried reading poetry to him. "The meaning of life," Twilight said slowly, " Is forty two?"
"Yea everybody else was confused too but hey the computer had thought about it for seven and a half million years so who was going to argue with it?" I said shrugging. 'Granted everybody did argue then earth was built after the mice paid for it.'
"That makes absolutely no sense," Twilight said.
"Apparently it did for a giant supercomputer but no it doesn't not even to me a smaller but still large supercomputer with a living beings mind in it." And that says quite a bit I honestly don't think she was quite sane.
"I'm going to need to think on that one but do you have anything that makes sense?" Twilight asked shaking her head.
"First thing can you make her a copy of the actual Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy," Small Nanolathes moved across the top of the plane and produced a small metal book like object with 'DON'T PANIC' written in large friendly letters on the back which was then given to her by a small arm, "As for your other question I have literally everything from human science and culture most of it uses math you haven't invented yet. But I can give you earlier things such as the basic math that lead to humans initially going to space." It was literal rocket science so it was not really that basic but hey it will only forward Equestrias mathematics by a couple centuries. Anyways I won't actually give them the designs for anything rocket related. But if they do ask I will take a few of them to space.
"I would be surprised Humans went to space without magic but considering what I'm sitting in right now I don't find it too hard to believe." Twilight nodded her head.
"Don't give them rockets, rockets can lead to missiles and missiles can lead to war." Carter piped in.
"I won't I know better than that if they ever get rockets of missiles it will be because they figured it out," I responded.
"Say carter have you ever watched Anime?" I asked curiously.
Carter shook his head "No I never got around to it."
"Hmmm, I'll need to show you because I friggen love anime," I said thinking about which ones to show him.
"Ok I wasn't doing anything important when I left my world so I have time," Carter said nodding.
I felt the plane begin to slow down there was a small lurch as the plane dropped below supersonic speeds. "We will be landing soon like in a minute soon so I suggest you brace yourself because I'm gonna VTOL this shit. And then you get to climb down a rope ladder to the bottom because I can't land this thing without crushing a couple houses." Sears said.
I leaned back in my seat as the plane began to slow down much more quickly eventually I felt the plane come to a complete stop and begin to hover. Shortly after this, the back hatch opened slowly with a loud mechanical whirring noise and the hiss of hydraulics. The large Scorpion bots slowly stood and one by one Jumped out of the craft landing on the street with a loud boom. In the front of the plane, a second hatch opened where another Data core was inserted and then closed and sealed with a bang and hiss. The hatch where Seras was slotted in, opened and an arm lowered from the ceiling pulled her data core out and held it in place for her to be reassembled. Once she was assembled she ran in place for a second before walking to the back hatch and jumping out as well.
A rope ladder began to extend from the lip of the hatch and continued all the way to the ground. I stood up and motioned for everyone to go. Rainbow dash opted to fly down with Fluttershy despite being scared following her example. Rarity, Twilight, Starlight glimmer, and Carter opted to teleport down. Applejack took the rope ladder along with Pinkiepie who somehow managed to bounce down a rope ladder. I opted to jump down and just for shits and giggles decided to do a superhero landing. So you know how people say those are really hard on the knees well let me tell you they probably are when you aren't made of a nigh-indestructible metal. Once I landed the rope ladder retracted and the plane flew back in the direction of the base.
When I stood up I found the Four scorpion bots standing in a square formation with us all being and the middle we also all happened to be surrounded by royal guards. I feel like our entrance might have been just a bit much. I was looking around looking for a way out of this situation also being glad I set the guard bots to 'return fire' when one of the guards shouted.
"The monsters have the princess and the element bearers held hostage charge!"
I facepalmed at the stupid guard who charged right at me. He seemed confident up until the point when he tried to stab me and his spear shattered like glass. I simply reached out a hand and tapped him on the head knocking him out. (Like luke cage) All of the guards simply stared at me and the unconscious guard.
"So can we see the princesses now? I promise we have no hostile intentions." I stood there staring at them.
"Don't lie monster you have the element bearers hostage!" A different guard yelled.
"If I have them, hostage, then why are they not restrained! Do you assume everything that isn't a pony is a Monster?" I yelled back at the guard.
The guard went to say something when he got interrupted. "Guards stand down they are friendly," Celestia said approaching. "Where is Centurion he was supposed to be here."
"I'm right here your majesty I made myself a smaller body that would be easier for me to get around buildings in," I said waving.
"Ah, I see who Is this?" She asked motioning to carter.
"That is Carter he is a Displaced that means he's from another dimension," I explained completely unhelpfully.
"Very well is he friendly?" Celestia asked.
"I can tell you I have no unfriendly Intentions towards you or your ponies," Carter said respectfully trying not to think about his worlds Celestia.
Celestia nodded. "Let us travel to the throne room and we can continue our conversation there." With that, she turned and began walking towards the castle everybody else following.
'How the hell didn't she notice the unconscious guard?' I thought questioningly to myself.
TEN MINUTES LATER
"I remember that walk being shorter," Seras said looking around the halls that were slightly familiar to her.
"I've never been here before in my universe," Carter said.
"Neither have I all I have to go off of is the little that Seras told me." I was scanning the halls to make a map of the palace.
I was about to ask how much longer it would take to get to wherever we were going when we stopped in front of a large pair of doors which were opened by two guards. We all followed Celestia into the throne room in which she sat next to another pony that was probably her sister.
Celestia cleared her throat. "So you are probably wondering why I called you all here today. I assume Centurion already has a rough Idea. But before I tell you anything I need to all to swear that you will repeat nothing you hear in this room to anyone except to the others in this room in private," Once everyone had nervously sworn not so say anything Celestia continued, " Now that that's out of the way the reason I called you here is because Equestria is at war. Now, this isn't necessarily a surprise to you girls although it may be to the rest of you. It's what happened at the most recent battle. the battle was at a stalemate neither side gaining or losing ground when the ground shook between the two forces. It was after that a giant machine burst through the ground and began to slaughter both sides. A pegasus scout managed to get away but nobody else did although she said that she may have seen a griffin scout get away. I asked her to draw a picture of the thing she saw and I believe it may be another Commander here is the drawing."
"That is a Rockteeth commander of the Legion faction. "
"What does that mean," Celestia asked.
"It means I need to kill it as fast as possible because the Legion really fucking hates my faction," I said this already somewhat worried.
"What is your faction called?" Twilight asked.
"My faction is called Ignitus the leader of my faction is a rogue commander from the Legion. We are relatively new and a small fraction compared to the others but are very effective in battle because we make our own units instead of building them from pre made designs." I repeated this all from memory of the day I got here. Computer memory is fucking awesome.
"Interesting. Anyways I called you here so you all could deal with it." She looked at us all.
"Seras can you do me a favor and start designing a basic and advanced assault bot, a basic ranged bot, an extremely cheap attack bot that we can make a fuck ton of fast, a terrorist bomber bot, and a bot that can shoot planes and orbital shit. That right there is your first large order as a Sub-Commander." I listed off the troops we need and hoped she could do it.
She nodded and her body locked up slightly a sign of her shifting her focus.
“I’ll send out scout planes to where the battle was,” I said to Celestia I then had an idea.
“Hey, Carter how far can you teleport?” I asked the enderman.
“I haven't tested if there is a limit but from what I can tell as long as I can see where I’m going, I can teleport there,” Carter replied.
“Ok, how would you feel about wreaking some havoc? In return, I could give you an advanced fabricator bot and of course a computer to control it. Although you might want some armor just in case you get caught.”
“Yea I’ll go sounds cool but I won’t need the armor, I can handle myself.” Carter said.
“You sure you won't need the armor?”
“I’m sure,” Carter nodded, “ I can handle it.”
“Ok well, I guess we have a mission Seras you got the bots ready?”
“Yup I do.”
“Well let's kill a small army,” I said.
Author's Note
I like planes. As well as anime. Und cats. Also ponies.
Well, here it is the crossover with A SCIENTIFIC NUTJOB's story An Enderman named Carter.
Sorry if the end is shit I wanted to get this out fast.
Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
Rip Stan Lee.
He was a great man and he will be missed. A real-life superhero really we will all miss him. So stan thanks for everything you did, and all the laughs the cameos gave us.
We love you, man. Hope you find peace wherever you go next.
Planetary Annihilation: Ponies And Robots
I was on my way to Comic-Con 2018, cosplaying as the Centurion commander from an game called Planetary Annihilation. The costume itself was a lot of foam so it was understandably hot as hell. I also happened to be missing the nanolathe, because my damned cat decided it was a good scratching post. When I got there a lot of people didn't know what I was, although the few that did make me happy. I was walking around the building looking at the various vendor stalls. Nothing really caught my eye, although there were a lot of cool costumes. Sometimes it was hard to see what was at the stalls as I'm only 5'5. Damn people stop being so fucking tall.
I walked around for an hour or two, bought a couple cool trinkets and took pictures with some people. Overall the costumes were cool the people were smelly, and the vendors were awesome. I was searching around the vendor stalls when one stall caught my eyes. It was a small stall nothing in particular special about it. The man behind the stall was cosplaying as the merchant from Resident Evil 4. I approached the stall and the man greeted me.
"Hello, commander what you looking for?" The man said sounding just like the merchant.
"Woah, you sound just like the merchant from the games!" I yelled actually surprised by the accent being spot on.
"Heh, yea I've gotten good at it over time. Now see anything you like?"
I looked around the table to find a nanolathe! I pointed at it and he nodded.
"Hmm yes, not many people have known what that was so let's say I'll sell it to you for, fifteen dollars." He said pushing the nanolathe towards me.
"Realy! just fifteen dollars! yea I'll take it." I said pulling out the money handing it to him, and taking the nanolathe and putting it where the other one would have gone if it weren't for the cursed feline.
The merchant chuckled. "Have a nice trip and don't kill the natives." He said giving me a one-fanged smile.
"Wait wha-" Then everything went black.
Activating new commander AI
starting up all systems
scanning for commanders
no commanders located
Moving to random galaxy
scanning for commanders
Possible commander located
warping to planet Equis
BEGIN ANNIHILATON
Author's Note
I changed it so instead of saying 'STARTING ANNIHILATION' it says 'BEGIN ANNIHILATION
