Spike The Dragon Welcome to Gaia

After their breakfast Spike and Twilight headed out, with Twilight wearing nothing but a fanny pack. They make there way to the town hall with Twilight even and now again pointing out a few places, like the quills and sofas store. Which Spike couldn't help find it odd that a store would specialize in two very different goods like that. They are ran pass by many ponies during this and all of them were nude, well excerpt for a grey cross-eye pegasus mare who was wearing the top half of what look like mailman uniform. And of course he got some stares from the ponies that he still believe came from the fact he wearing pants and not because he was a magic-blooded human.

It didn't take long before they reach town hall, seems like are the roads in town led to it which Spike guess made sense, after all it is in the middle of town. "Well Spike after we get this paperwork done you will an official r-" "HHHHUUUUMMMMAAAANNNN!!!!" Twilight and Spike turn to face the direction the scream came from only for Spike to find himself nearly tackle to the ground by flash of green.

"BY CELESTIA'S CUTIE MARK A REAL HUMAN MAN! YOU'RE A MAGIC-BLOODED AREN'T YOU, I mean of course you all just look at you! I'm guessing dragon-blooded, stratodon- blooded if you what to get technical , but what are you doing here? Are you on vacation? or are you diplomat? Oh my Luna, look at those hands! Real five finger human hand! Can I touch them?!" A green unicorn mare talking a mile per minute ask Spike all of this while not stopping to breath.

"What?" Spike more then a bit confuse ask

"Lyra will you leave my coltfriend alone." Twilight ask the mare.

"Coltfriend?! You have a human coltfriend?! Have you slept together yet?! Did he use those hands?! What was it like?!" Lyra ask Twilight

"Lyra Heartstrings leave them alone! I'm so sorry Twilight and uh who ever your friend is, she just saw him and well." A light beige earth mare with a blue and pink mane said as she walk towards them.

"Can you blame me? A human right here in Ponyville!" Lyra

"Excuse me but what is this all about? Spike ask more then a little confuse about what was going

"Sorry about that Spike I probably should of known this would happen once Lyra heard you were here. These are the Heartstrings, Bon Bon and her wife Lyra who as you can see is a big fan of humans."

"As well as almost anything with fingers." Bon Bon added

"Well of course! Fingers are so cool and the can play the lyra so good! If I had finger I bet I would be the best lyra player ever! Do you play the lyra? I bet you cou-"

"Come Lyra we need to by some things before I open the shop today! Again I'm really sorry for this, if you come by the shop I'll give you half-off on anything in the store." Bon Bon said as pull Lyra away.

Spike turn to Twilight looking for an answers,"She harmless, she just a little jealous of beings with real fingers while she has to use a spell to make fake ones to play her lyra, also the shop is a candy store if you want to go by later."

"Okay, but why did she call me a stratodon-blooded?" Spike ask

"Oh right you were never able to make to my lectures about dragon tribes. You see there are eight tribes of dragons and stratodons are the ones with the with wings are their back like you and Barb. There are also wyverns with wings as part of their arms, salamanders who have no wings, basilisks who have six arms, lindwurms who have no wings and instead of legs have long snake-like tails to crawl around on, amphipteres who also have no legs but have wings as part of their arms, dagons who are basically dragon mermaids, and ryu who have long bodies and no wings but can still fly." Twilight explain

"Do they all have different powers like pony tribes?" Spike ask

"Not really, I mean ryu can fly with out wings and dagons can breath underwater but other then that they have the same elemental powers. Of course their different body types do give them different abilities physical abilities of course." Twilight explain further

"I have to remember that, well I guess we better get to that paper work." Spike said and with that the two enter town to see many ponies running around or standing in lines, and in some cases standing in lines to stand get into lines. "I guess somethings don't change no matter what world you go to." Spike thought as he look at the lines.

"So this is the human that won our princess heart?"

Spike and Twilight turn to see a light-brown earth mare with a grey mane wearing a shirt collar minus the shirt, while holding some papers.

"What the point of even wearing that?" Spike thought to himself and he try not to stare.

"Mayor Mane how are you?" Ask Twilight

"Well after getting that paper work yesterday hearing about who you were bring home with you I decided to bring all the paper work your young stallion friend will need to fill out." Mayor Mane explain

"That nice of you mamn." Spike said

"Well its the least I could do, after all its not everyday we get a new citizen moving to town much less one from another world. However should warn you that we don't have any copies in any Earth language." Mayor Mane said

"Don't worry I have already give the translating spell and I'll be here to help him just in case." Twilight said

"In that case I'll just leave you two to it then." Mayor Mane said as she handed over the paper work and then walk off.

As Twilight and Spike started to walk over to one of the nearby tables Spike decided to ask Twilight about the paper work."So what in this paper work anyway? You said you already took care of all my immigration paper work?"

"Oh this has nothing to do with that, this is just the normal things you need when you more to a new town. Voter registration, mailing address, just basic things like that."

"Like a driver license?" Spike ask

"No that would be something different, and frankly you really don't need one of those in Equestria anyway. Our towns and cities are build for walking and public transportation so there isn't much point in getting one especially sense any vehicles you would need to get one cost a lot sense there almost no market for them." Twilight explain

"Then how to people buy beer or get into clubs?" Spike ask

"You just use a Photo ID which I have already sign the paper work to get one as part of your immigration work. I should also tell you that you have to twenty-one to get into most places that need you to have one including buying alcoholic drinks. By the way Spike after we are done here I thought we could see the fillies and maybe you could only if you want to of course, well, you know right?" Twilight spoke

"Ask them out? Are you sure you want me to do that? I mean we just started dating and I only met them yesterday, I mean I'm willing to try this polyamory thing but still this is new to me." Spike said

"Like I said only if you are okay with it, I'm only bring up because I think going out with on dates with them will help you get use to Equestria." Twilight said

"Then I guess it is a plan then, by the way can help sign a few of theses? I don't think they will understand if I write in English."

"Of course." Twilight said as she and Spike got to work on the paper work.