Gary Stu, Bloody Mary, and Amber are, in order, a human, a batpony, and a teenage drake. All three of them live inside a small apartment in Tall Tale. But there is a secret that they hold - they are considered the most powerful beings in Equestria!

So much, in fact, that they could become the biggest heroes the world has ever seen, with tons of rewards, unshakable popularity, and the obligation to protect the innocent from outrageously evil overlords, demonic forces, and the ancient threats that endanger the world of Equus, itself!

But to that they say, "Screw Obligation", give the world the finger, and simply try to live ordinary lives, instead.

After all, this world has plenty of heroes in it, right? Who says having all this power means you have to save or doom the world with it?

A series of random short stories involving Super Characters, in Generally-Not-So-Super Environments. Basically a response I have to the concept: "Everyone with Superpowers must become a Superhero or Supervillain". Realistically speaking, I'd rather "just keep doing what I do, but with more perks as an added bonus", instead.

As an added no-brainer, it should be noted that this story is not to be taken too seriously. It is first, and foremost, a joke fic meant solely to hammer me out of depression, and get back in the spirit of writing for fun.