Om Nom Nom *BELCH* why did this come up? [updated: 12/24/2020]

'slick' "Ow," yea, jumping out Twilight's window probably wasn't a smart move but it was one I found it worth it at the time. I should give some context here right, anyway after going into a semi-panic attack at Celestia's little prank, which I didn't know it was at the time, and jumping out the window to escape her then proceeded to run away from her in my standard form, which was much faster than my four armed form.

After running away from her all the way through town shouting at each other, me shouting stuff that could make a pony sailor blush and her trying to apologize and fail. While on one turn down a road I saw that she still had that 'thing' bouncing and bobbing the whole time she was chasing me.

Thinking fast I shot small objects at Celestia's face in order to distract her long enough to allow me to teleport without her noticing where ended up. With a stroke of my family's uncanny luck I was able to get a small clump of dirt in each of her eyes.

Acting with due haste to get the funk out of there I chain teleported out of ponyville and into the Everfree forest so the chaotic magic in the forest could cover mine due to a similarity to my magic of the End that flowed through me to that of the forest's.

I kept teleporting until I found a river and reminded my self that I jumped through a window, and that about sums up what happened.

clink

With the quiet landing of the final piece of glass out of me, I noticed that my blood wasn't congealing. Upon closer inspection, I saw that all the places I pulled the glass from had healed, leaving thin tiny violet lines on my body.

Not wanting to find out what happened when washing off my blood in a natural water source, I used my magic to pick it up and morph it into a ball of blood instead of letting it sit there. When looking at my blood it was about the size of a pony's eye and when it was still it slowly turned into what looked like the End portal but was slightly more colored a sickly purple.

Looking away from my ball of what I now named End Blood, I tried to see if I could do certain things with it.

Spotting a very young sapling, my brain got an idea for a use of my blood. walking over to the sapling and using my telekinesis to pick it up and a large clump of dirt I floated my blood into the soil near the exsposed roots and an effect on the small plant started immediately upon contact.

the dirt around the young tree had instantly turned into End stone and the sapling itself slowly turned pitch black with random bright purple spots slowly going up from the root to the stem then finally the leaves and limbs of it turning the leaves a bright neon pink and the young now dubbed Ender Sapling came into existence.

Me wanting to keep my new creation of the End alive without needing more of my blood to live with a combination of photosynthesis I used my magic to connect it with the piece of End reality that was The Ender Dragan egg. At least I think that's what I did with my magic.

When I opened my eyes I saw my magic coursing through me, the egg in one set of my hands and the Ender sapling in the lower set.

"Woah that's pretty cool," saying this with a smile I slowly disconnected my now dubbed Ender sight and felt the sapling was connected to me and the egg. Putting both of them in my inventory, I noticed I switched to my battle form while connecting the sapling.

Looking to my ball of End Blood I saw it had shrunk two thirds in size, I wanted to use this for two more things I had in mind, but I'm going to have to chose what I what to do with this.

snap

hearing the small twig being stepped on I didn't react and continued to "admire" the End Blood. While my observer saw me looking at a ball, I used my other senses to see who it was. my sense of smell identified it was a mare but slightly off and my ears picked up a heart beat moving like it was just calming down, but using my sense of smell and hearing I got an generally idea of where she was relative of me.

'Got you,'

Using my teleportation I teleported her and a couple chunks of debris with her. grabbing her mid-drop with my telekinesis I started to observe my prey- I mean guest in my grasp, when her hood flopped down I noticed my observer was apparently Zecora.

"It's rude stare at someone my equine friend, but I doubt you knew what you staring at was the physical manifestation of the End," heh, her goldfish impression was spot on. but enough of that let's get with the rhymes.

"Sorry for the scare, but I'm something others cannot compare," she got my intended meaning and calmed down immensely, setting her down she decided to continue our conversation.

"It's alright but I thought you meant to kill, but spared me of your intentions ill," oh, now I feel bad for scaring her but from her perspective she just saw my smile shrink a tad which was an action she noticed but didn't show it.

Going into my smaller form which was only double her height I responded, "Oh I may be a predator, but I don't want to cause you and others such terror,"

Giving me a friendly smile she answered with a tone of calmness that could rival the TV show version of Celestia she said, "I understand and would you like to go to my hut, and ignore this bad rut,"

"Of course, but you should help by leading me to your storage of resource,"

To clarify that conversation I said I was sorry for scaring her and she accepted but said she thought I was a cruel monster that was going to kill her but decided not to, then I said I didn't want to scare others just because of my appearance, after that she asked me if I wanted to go with her to her home and ignore what just happened and I said yes and that she lead the way.

Alright everyone good, got your snacks and sippy-sippys', okay lets continue.

As we were walking she asked me questions and I did the same things to help clarify some things. She asked the basic questions of what I was and where I came from, I just told her the same bullshit I made-up to the CMC but I had to do it in rhyme which was not easy and again they don't need to know that it's bullshit I'm just giving myself an alibi for being here.

Anyway when we finally made it to her home she asked if I wanted some tea and a vial for my blood that was heavily infused with End magic inside and out. Once Zecora brought in some snacks with the tea and gave me a vial I put my blood in and she asked what it was and so I told her.

"It's my blood and I know it's not looking like it should, she hmm'd at that and I started working some magic to enchant the vial to be like an identifier of my health state and to be indestructible. I quickly finished my enchanting and the vial looked like it had a Minecraft enchant effect over a small bit of the universe, all in a vial two times the size of a human eyeball.

Drinking some tea after putting it in my inventory I set down the tea cup and asked a question I've always wanted to ask Zecora if I ever met her.

"You know I've been wondering why you rhyme, sure its fun and mysterious but it consumes so much time,"

She looked at me dead in the eye and I could not look away "It's because of my tribe back home on the Savanna, it's drilled so deep into my heritage that I could do it whenever I please, but sometimes I can talk normally, especially with someone as unique as you to keep up with me so easily, proves your worth to speak with me in a conversational tone," and she said all that with a smug smile.

"I kinda feel, in a strange way, honored to be able to speak with you the marginal way, I answered in a surprised tone.

"as you should but would you like a mini-sandwich that I made?" looking at the what would pass as a fancy party snack back on earth I picked one up and threw it into my mouth and felt two things hit my tasting muscle and pretended to eat it and the snack. Swallowing the sandwich and not what felt like a pill I reached a hand up and pulled out the pill.

"And your attempt with this was?" I asked her looking at her surprised face with a suspicious gaze.

After her settling down she confessed with a agitated look, "your definitely worth talking to normally and as a possible battle sibling, and what I said as a battle sibling is due to being one of the very few zebras still around that actively trains for combat anymore,"

showing a little surprise at her trying to drug me, I quickly asked why she wanted me as a battle sibling and she responded by saying.

"Your clearly a strong willed male and the way you were able to capture me, keep up with my rhyming, and being honorable by saying sorry for scaring me and recognizing your appearance just drove me to make you my new battle sibling, I'm sorry if you don't want to be near me," as she was talking she went to slightly flustered to a full blown sad look about her, seeing her like this, I couldn't stand it.

Picking her up in a hug I started petting her, then I spoke in the same way I spoke to the CMC when I first met them.

"It's alright I'm not mad at you if wanted to ask me to be your battle sibling, you should have asked me first but as things as they are right now for me, you doing what you did was probably the best you could do but let's take things slow alright," She perked right up after that and hugged me even tighter than I was hugging her.

After she calmed down a bit she said she needed to go pick some ingredients from the forest and I told her I'd stay right here. When I heard her hoof falls go quiet as she left, I took the vial out of my inventory and started to channel my feelings and smidge of magic to the bottle and its contents then I spoke, while in my battle form sitting on the floor, in a authoritative tone.

"Whoever finds this, my name is Carter, and if you want to talk or hang out just give me a call since this bottle is also enchanted to act like a phone directly to my head, but if you're evil and are harming innocents without a reason I will hurt you! So have a good day,"

With that done I dropped the vial of my blood to the floor and a tear in the void opened up and ate the vial as it started to split into more of it's self when the hole in reality spat the vial right at me and I caught it with my telekinesis then put in my inventory.

Shifting back to my smaller form I could only say I few words.

"I Wonder who will call first,"

Author's Note

yay Carter is ready for calling so if you want to crossover just message me also the next plot mover is next chapter. Oh and can someone tell me if I messed up some where that be great

-Happy Hunting
meanwhile in my procrastinate state's brain