
The Enderman named Carter
Next time I see that merchant, he shall recieve the hug of DOOOOOOOOM!!
Today I was going to Comic-Con, but I only got to enjoy it for an hour. In retrospect though I should have expected to be quite scary after I bought all those items, but hey what ya gunna do
Profanity tag is for cursing, sex tag is for jokes and innuendoes, and random tag is for bullshit luck and excessive craziness.



17564 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
10 Chapters:
- prologue [updated: 12/19/2020] 2018-07-31 21:45:50 UTC830
- meeting the locals [updated: 12/19/2020] 2018-08-01 04:21:03 UTC1653
- FUCK THAT! [updated: 12/19/2020] 2018-08-08 16:15:45 UTC1305
- RUN, FOREST RUN! [updated:12/24/2020] 2018-09-01 01:21:22 UTC445
- Om Nom Nom *BELCH* why did this come up? [updated: 12/24/2020] 2018-10-06 00:54:19 UTC2087
- BEEP, BOOP.....MAGGOT! [UPDATED: 12/24/2020] 2019-07-29 00:03:27 UTC3038
- *French laughter* [UPDATED: 7/15/2021] 2021-04-26 03:25:47 UTC2056
- spooky wooky abilities and the hoard of midget reptiles [UPDATED: 7/15/2021] 2021-06-06 04:29:56 UTC3456
- Alright, NPC time. 2021-10-07 17:16:00 UTC2207
- well shit 2023-06-11 20:14:40 UTC487