Author's Note

alright i decided to say fuck it and post this chapter after sitting on it for over two years now waiting on blank page (the person i did the crossover with) to post the battle chapter but nope, it hasn't been posted yet. so yeah have a new chapter.

btw I'm gonna try to release a new self-insert story some time this summer and I'm going to try and post more often instead of hanging out in the background of the human in equestria group and being a lazy asshat. the keyword here is, try, by the way.

*French laughter* [UPDATED: 7/15/2021]

PREVIOUSLY ON DRAGON BALL Z

Carter, shortly after talking to Zecora, gets summoned into another's universe to help a man turned big machine boi to help attack another big machine boi

Looking around the battlefield all I see is the robotic corpses of the enemy Titan's army. Rubbing my upper right arm with my bottom left hand, I continually use the healing spell from skyrim to fix whatever damage I received. The sound of the spell being used by my unoccupied hands, is giving me comfort as I see Centurion's smaller body walk towards me, his current body riddled with dents and scratches but overall unharmed.

One of his big healing tortoise mechs waddling right behind him, alongside a group of ten to twenty construction bots, deconstructing the remains of both the enemy and friendly bots.

As he gets closer I cease my spell and walk towards him, as I do, I hear the Minecraft plopping sound of picking stuff up, I would check my inventory right now to see what all I have picked up from this confrontation of Titans' armies, but I feel like that would be rude.

After getting close enough to be in speaking distance I shrink down to my normal Enderman height so I would not be literally talking down to him.

"I feel as if I went a tad overboard, but none the less I-Hey what are you doing!?" as I start talking to him he rushes the small distance between us and grabs me in what I would later realize as, a worried hug, smooshing my lack of a nose into a sooty spot on his breastplate.

"If I would have scanned you earlier, I would not have asked you join in this fight," He said to me in a spooked tone.

"What do you-?,"

"Because your thirteen that's why! a child doesn't need to fight in this type of battle," He shouted, interrupting me.

"I suppose you want to send me back now?" I say slightly downtrodden as he releases me from the hug.

"Yes, but first Let's head back to gather the adv. bot I made you," He says to me with a robotic hint of finality.

After getting into a small transport vehicle he had quickly made, we set off back to his base as Seras was left on clean up duty. Soon after landing, we headed to the room Centurion allowed me to stay in and picked up the folded bot in the shape of scarab from halo, I held it under my left arm like a large metal briefcase with no handles, I turned to him and held out my unburdened hand.

"I guess this is goodbye," I say, slightly tired.

"I suppose it is, but before you go, let me give you my token,"

After saying that, a robo-guard pony walks in with what I assume is his token on it's back. Picking it up he hands it to me and says the magic words to send me back, I say goodbye and good luck to him before I walk into the newly opened portal.

Stepping out on the other side, I look towards the sky to see the time. The sound of the portal closing rings in my nonexistent ears as I notice that's mid-morning. I then thought that I didn't have a base yet and I wanted to see if I still had any building skill in a real world environment, instead of just clicking and moving a mouse on a mouse-pad.

After wandering around the area, I realized this was the place I was first summoned to Cent's world, which was thanks to the old gnarled tree I was hiding behind before said summoning.

I then went back into the everfree towards the abandoned castle, even if it was a cliché to take it over, it's still a good spot to set up base. The first reason being it was already mostly built, minus some bits and bobs. Two, all it would take to repair the damaged parts was some stone bricks, moss, and vines, which thankfully were in an abundance of said material around the structure. Three, I could really ham up the ancient castle vibe by making most of it into a motif of nature combined with ancient ruins that could still act as shelter and a home.

One way I could do it would be by turning some of the outer rooms into farms, like wheat, carrots, potats, and radishes, the animal part though would take some time to figure out, mostly because I didn't know which animals are sentient here, and they would be actual critters of blood and bone, not code and pixels like in the game.

As I'm making my way to the castle, I peeked into my inventory to see all I got from the battle and just trolling Cent by moving some of his shit around before I left. As I looked in, I saw that I had three stacks of iron ingots, half a stack of iron nuggets, an entire giggity (69, of something basically) of titanium ingots, an entire fucking rocket pod for some reason, five stacks of gunpowder, and of course the laptop with the stuff downloaded from Cent, also, no food now that I realized it.

When I made it to the castle, I had collected a lot of logs, of both were the oak and dark oak variety, and I had organized my inventory and made some basics, such as a crafting table and sticks. The first thing I did was find Luna's old room, which was easy since all I had to do was follow the space motif. after I did get there, which was at the top of the tallest remaining tower by the way.

I opened the door to find the room very empty, like there was actually nothing but dust and dust impressments where furniture once was. That's about the time I realized that Celestia would try and help Luna acclimate to the modern world by having something remotely familiar that wasn't filled with depression and angst.

Shrugging, I immediately set to work by scouting the rooms at the top of this tower. The main room, which was the biggest of the three up here, was round with two doors to the left of the entrance that led to the side rooms, and a balcony straight from the entrance on the other side of the room but curved of course, all arranged in a star like pattern, were the impression of a bed once was, taking place at the head of the star pattern. Which was between the entrance and the balcony, and the side rooms making the base of the star pattern.

To simplify, the floor has a five pointed star engraved in the floor, and each point had something at their ends.

I also noticed that the roof of this place had no ceiling to seal the roof off from the room. Placing the robodog by the entrance after I closed it, I should also name the halo scarab looking robot later now that I think about it, I crack my fingers and start my first attempt at building with my actual hands rather than the mouse and keyboard.

Laying on my newly made and placed royal blue bed, I let out a tired and relieved sigh. Looking back and counting the time it took to repair just this room alone and furniturize it, I realized it took eight hours to do so with only one break. The break being that I visited Zecora and had dinner with her, while also catching up since our last and technically third conversation we've had together, apparently I was only gone for two days, including today, and speaking of that.

Today was a canon episode, being bridle gossip I think was the name of it, anyway it was basically Zecora's first appearance in the show. Meaning I'm in season one and I got the whole series to mess with the people of equestria. That is, until I remembered that the CMC were friends when I rescued them a couple days ago and realized that perhaps the episodes are out of sync as to their releases.

Woops

Hopefully I can meet best princess without anything going wrong....hopefully.

Anyway I also had to go mining for stone and coal, and in doing so, I turned a room near the base of this tower into a mine slash workshop area, in the process. I made auto-smelters with hoppers, chests, and a blast furnace instead of a regular furnace. Also it was quicker for me to make those instead of the Tinker's Construct smelter, and yes, you heard that right.

Tinker's Construct is something I have access to, along with some other mods apparently, right now I know I have access to the aforementioned Tinker's Construct, I also know I have Curios, Farmer's Delight, Mrcrayfish's Furniture Mod, Cyclic, Quark, Applied Energetics, and Open blocks. I might have more but I wouldn't know until I get a resource from that mod in my inventory and get the recipes in the little green book.

When I got the blocks I needed I went right back to work, and what great work I did. I replaced the rotten and neglected floorboards of my new room with a checkerboard pattern of oak and dark oak, and did the same with the new ceiling I made, I also made one of the two side rooms into what would be my potion room and kitchen. The other side room I prepped to be my enchanting room, by placing the required book shelfs in a circular pattern around the chiseled stone floor, also I can work with weird angles now instead of just cubic stuff which is neat.

Using some of the string I found underground I made some wool blocks and made some more comfortable furniture like a two person couch that doubles as a recliner, and of course the bed I'm now laying on with some carpeting around both so my feets stay comfy.

Opening my eyes from remembering today's event's I get under the covers of an enderman sized double bed, which fused into one when I placed the second one next to the first. I close my eyes and drift of to sleep after a long days work.

Opening my eyes, I see I'm currently sitting against a giant tree that looks like what the sapling in my inventory would grow to be, there's also Corus fruit trees around as well. There are weird jellyfish looking manta rays flying in the sky in flocks of five. Some weird purple grass seems to be growing out of what looks to be a end-stone but dirt form. I also have the ender dragon egg in my lap with my two lower arms holding it gently to my lower torso.

"This....is, certainly not what I expected when I went to see this new mind that sleeps where I used to a thousand years ago,"

Looking in front of me I see best princess, and it looks like she's halfway to how she looked like during that first Nightmare Night episode, given she's currently bigger than what the first episode portrayed, and her hair is floaty but doesn't blow in an ethereal wind nor does it look like I'm staring into space but rather like staring at a shiny blue flag that refuses to fold or flap. Also her coat isn't dark blue yet but it's getting there and she's....now staring me in the eyes with a wary but curious look.

"Aw, fauk,"