Ah Twilight. Twilight, Twilight, Twilight. How I'm Sweet Celestia's name did you lose your innocence. Was it from a tragic event as a filly? Or was it a horrible experience? Or maybe it was

YOU!

Yeah, and I mean you! The bronies who brought

CLOPFICS!

All of you dirty-minded writers took away Twilight's innocence and smashed it into a million prices upon the floor.

Now, enjoy the story!