Celestia robs a bank. Why? Read and learn.

for ObabScribler's BronyCon Them's Writin Words contest

Youtube reading by Flash Photo Reads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvrILJhMYA

This was also read at Whinny City PonyCon 2019 by Sonder and Argodaemon and co, and MYSELF
(I was in the audience and I freaked out that they were reading it)