Author's Note

Yeah, I don't know if this is good or not, but seriously, fucking comment on why this story sucks, or why it's good. I can't make it good without knowing what's wrong. Also, some explaining will be done next chapter about:
What the fuck
Who the fuck
When the fuck
Where the fuck
Why the fuck
everything's like this.

Play Dwarf Fortress.

Chapter 2: Prepare For Titanfall! Part 2.

"So Blaze, has 'Her Bitchiness' been out-drinking everyone?" Driver said with a shit eating grin on his face.

"Oh yeah," Blaze Berrytwist retorted, throwing his arms up in mock surrender. "Pick on the transgender pony!"

"Hehe. So, any-" Multiple tremors shook the base, on poor motherfucker slipping, slamming his tray down on his friend, both of them out cold. A loud alarm began blaring, warning: 'Enemy Titans detected! All consciousnesses, to battle!' Every one in the cafeteria, except non-Consciousnesses leaving to grab small arms in case of invasion. "Dammit! My Titan isn't even finished and I've to kick ass?!"

"Apparently!" Jack yelled, running with them, his face grim.

"Wait, what the fuck, Jack?! Aren't you retired?!" Blaze yelled at the old stallion.

"My home is being attacked! I'dn't miss this for Prime Minister Luna's glorious body!"

"Agreed! Let's go kick some ass!" It took them 2 minutes to get to the Titan bay, another to activate, and get into their Titans. "We don't have time to get out there! Grab onto my Titan, I'm going to teleport us!" Everyone flinched back, but grabbed hold of the metal frame, disappearing in a black cloud. They reappeared, only to see a bunch of Equestrian Titans making their way to the Lunar Titan Launch Cannon. The 3 assembled Titans sprang into action.

(Titan battle scene, all combat is in giant robots.)

Driver ran toward a Earth Titan (Made for Earth Ponies to use) and kicked up a chunk of dust, blinding it temporarily. He grabbed the Titans' left arm, swinging him up, around, and down onto its' back, stomping on its' head. One down. He rolled, spotting a blade slicing the vacuum above him. As soon as his roll brought him to the right point, he kicked outward, punching holes in his enemy's chest. As he kept his roll, the Titan was lifted up by his legs and slammed head first into the ground. He pulled his legs out and stomped on the Titans' head, which was another Earth Titan. Two down. Turning around, he grabbed the dead Titans' melee weapon, a battle axe, (Guns don't work in vacuum) and threw it at another Earth Titan, said weapon cleaving into its' chest, rendering it immobile. As the Titan was falling, he spin-kicked it in the head, snapping it off, then stepping on it. Three down. He keyed his radio. "Nightmare here, Titans down." He got a few responses.

"Blaze here, same."

"Imma good to, sunny boy. Oh right. Jack here." He sighed in relief, but-

"Prismarine here, engaging final Titan." Turns out a few Titans made it out, but didn't checking because they did jack shit. Anyways, everybody was watching as Pris swung her sword, only for the enemy to slice it in half with a Claymore Sword, grabbing its head and crushing it. As Pris's Titan fell, the mysterious enemy dropped her disguise to reveal a golden, sun-themed Titan with a massive Claymore Sword. This Titan was piloted by-

"Oh shit. Celestia." One of the unnamed Titans who just got out of the base said, dropping his weapon. Why did he say that? It's a little scary to be fighting something made out of metal extracted from the fucking sun, and powered by the Elements Of Harmony. Said Titan glanced in everybody's direction, before firing a rainbow beam out of its' arms, destroying the Titan who talked. Everybody ran away. All except Driver.

"Hello! How about we do this properly. Melee combat. Range is for the weak. Or the smart. But I'm stupid as hell, and I'm gonna fucking die." The Bitch herself pulled out her Claymore and began to leisurely walk toward him. He pulled out his own sword, bracing for when she finally got close enough. He said something that Celestia could clearly hear, that made her slightly nervous. "Nightmare, take over-AUGH!" He fell to his knees, one arm clenched in a fist supporting him. He got up, and Celestia flinched at the voice. "It's been a while, dear sister." Celestia stopped, taking a step back.

"Nightmare Moon?" She asked nervously, hoping the answer wasn't yes.

"Yes, dear sister, it is Us! Thy immortal enemy! And now, you die." She charged, and Celestia swung, it suddenly stopping. She stared in disbelief at the Electric-blue plasma blade that was actually blocking her sword. "Surprised?" Nightmare said, before she kicked, throwing Celestia back, and into the ground. She got back up before two hands grabbed her, lifting her up. "Bye, dear sister. I think we'll be chatting soon." She was thrown off the surface, too fast to be affected by the moon, being sucked into the planets' gravity. The Titan fell onto his knees, before getting up again, albeit shakily. "Ah, fuck. That nearly fried my brain." He proceeded to teleport into the Titan Assembly bay. Docking his Titan, he climbed out, falling, and barely catching himself by flapping his leathery wings. There was a trickle of blood coming out the corner of his eye. He stumbled his way into the hall, shuffling along until a doctor came by.

"Sir! Are you alright?" The doctor asked, galloping to his side, allowing Driver to use him as support.

"No. That was the first time I tried that. Put too much strain on my brain, and I'll need to relax for a few days. Doing to much could fry my mind. At my current rate, I think I have 7 minutes before I go comatose. Just help me to a bed." The doctor nods, and leads him down the hall, into one of the 5 buildings that made the Colony, eventually making it to his quarters, and collapsing into bed. After getting reassurance, the doctor leaves, and Driver lapses into a deep sleep.

--Dream Realm--

Driver got up, noticing how everything was simply blank, and how the only thing that was there was his bed. "Hey, Nightmare, y'there?" His call was answered by a black, swirling mist was slowly taking the form of Nightmare Moon. Knowing this was his dream, he made Dial-Up noises to go with it. As soon as she finished forming, she looked at him with a 'really?' expression.

"Thou act like a foal." She said, sounding disappointed.

"Well, you came within 20 seconds of killing me, and you because you were inhabiting my body." Driver said, giving her a tone as if it was obvious.

"We beg thy pardon?"

"Okay....basically, you're just a soul, right? Well, you need a body, more specifically, a mind, to pilot a Titan. An actual mind, not an AI core. But, whenever you use my mind, it puts massive strain on it, because hosting two minds at once is difficult for a mortal brain, and Luna sure as hell doesn't want you back in hers, so I volunteered. Anyways, if you use my brain for to long, it fries it, killing me and you by extension." Nightmare was worried now, her ears pinned back. "But, you didn't know that. So, wanna talk about something? I got hours before I wake up, and I'm going to use it. If someone's using my body, I want to know who."

"Fair enough. So..."