"What are you doing in my bedchambers?" Asked the white pony
"Umm.... I teleported?"

"But how you don't have a horn?" She asked "Shadowmancy" i said "Are you using forbidden spells in my country!?" She yelled.

"Oh shi-" i jumped out of the window that i saw before. Only now i saw the mistake i made. I the building was the city i saw on the mountain side yesterday. And now i am plummeting towards my death.

I needed to think quickly before i would hit the ground. "Think think think!" I yelled then i got an idea "what if i could turn my whole body into shadows and not die from the fall" i thought.

I tried to will myself into shadows but only my legs turned to shadow's. I tried again but it didn't work. "Well shit" i said just before i hit the ground.

I laid there on the ground next to the mountain my spine came out of my back and my head was ripped off due to a rock and all my bones were broken.

I still somehow could see with my eyes even though my head was ripped off of my shoulders.

I tried "moving" my fingers and like magic it worked. "What the hell is this?" I saw that my broken bones slowly healing and my spine was moving on its own towards my back, fixing itself.

"This is not true" i thought. Then i tried opening my mouth under the mask and it worked. Somehow the mask didn't brake or fall off. I can't feel any pain even when i had my head cut off and still i am living.

"Wait am i even living?" I thought " I cant be alive after this. Am i some kind of zombie? No that cant be right"

I made it get up from the ground and it did just that. "How the hell?"

I made my body come towards my head and pic it up and put it in it's original place and i felt the skin moving on its own "healing" the part what was ripped off.

"This... Is amazing! I could pull so many pranks with this!"

Just then i got an idea, a very evil idea.
I smiled like a pshyco under my mask.
"The pranks i could pull." I thought

Then i came back to the real world when i saw that some of the guards who were chasing me earlier were back and had me surrounded.

"Hey that's not fair nine versus one" I said to the guards surrounding me.

"Don't act defenceless creature! We know you killed your fellow guards ponies with no remorse!" One guard yelled at me.

I need to remember that pony and kick his ass the last. Why do i suddenly feel hungry? Especially hungry for brains... Oh no am i really a "magical" zombie in a little kids cartoon show?

"You attacked me first!"

"You we're going to kill that mare!"

"Why the hell would you think i would hurt her? Is it because i am different species?! You racist fucks!"

"Don't insult one of my friend's creature!" A normal looking horse guard next to the one i was speaking with shouts.

He then decided that trying to impale me with a spear was a good idea. Running towards me with that piece of garbage was a really bad idea for him, i sidestepped dodging the attack. He ran past me because he couldn't stop and accidentally impaled one other guard that tried sneaking behind me. That bastard.

Everyone of the guard we're looking at my attacker who had impaled one of his own.

"Y...you are a fucking idiot" i said to him.
When the impaled guard fell over now dead my attacker now turned around to face me. He drew a knife out from somewhere, (seriously i don't know where) and rushed at me again i sidestepped again, but this time i grabbed him by his neck into a choke hold.

Suddenly like someone was controlling me, i pulled my mask off, showing my face that looked like i had been in a blizzard for twenty days, and bit into his neck and ripped his head clean off. The body fell over but i had his head, and i started eating it.

The guards we're all disgusted and afraid that i was eating a someone's head, including the brain.

After i was done eating i dropped the pony's skull on the ground, then i became myself again.

Then i looked down upon my bloody and gory hands. I really didn't feel anything but a little weird.

"Am i really that strong?" I thought.

"RUN! THE PONY EATER HAS COME TO EAT US ALL!" One of the guard shouted and then they all started to runn of splitting up in groups of two.

"What?" I said

A few minutes later celestia pov.

I was doing paperwork in my room again.
I sighed "There is alway so much paper work to do when you are a princess" i thought.

Then suddenly somepony knocked on my door, it sounded like they were in a hurry.

"Come in"

When the door opened one of the royal guards walked in, he looked like he was ready to piss himself, if he didn't smell like that already.

"Princess the pony eater monster has come to eat us all. We need to run!" He said to me.

I blinked. And then started laughing my flank off "Hahaha! That was a good one."

"No no no it is real, the pony eater monster is coming to get us!" He tried convincing me to believe that there would be a "monster" like that even existing

"You full well know that, that is a foals story. Say when did you last have a vacation?" I said to the crazy stallion.

"It is real if you don't believe me go to straight down from this tower and you will see a pony body with his head ripped off and a pony skull right next to it."

Well i don't really have anything better to do. "Fine i will go and look but if there is nothing there you will have a really long vacation."

I teleported out of that castle and into the place where the guard said a body would be.

I searched the whole area and didn't see anything even related to a murder. I sighed, another five minutes wasted. "Somepony is going to have a looooong vacation."

Author's Note

Sorry that i am a little lazy