I was standing there just staring into space. "What just happened?"
"That's just super dumb.... Haven't they heard of zombies? Dumb talking animals"

After a few minutes i turned around picked the eaten corpse and started walking out of this mess.

I had a plan in mind, just walk away from here, surely there is other countries here.
At least i hope there is.

It took me half a day to walk through the forest and when i walked out from the treeline i was full of mud and some cind of slime, it looked green and it moved every so often. "Stupid slime" i grunted "Get off" i was trying to get the slime off, suddenly as if the slime heard me it jumped off and started moving away.

"The fuck?"

"If you didn't want me to be with you, you could have said it nicely" the slime said while "walking" away.

"Wha- your alive?" I ask it or is it her? It sounds a little bit like a female.

She turned around and took a form of a human and looked at me "Of course i am" she said sounding a little angry.

She was a green color, a little smaller than me and looked like a human woman without clothes but just the color was green, it looked like se had long hair and a very curvy body.

"Well how would i know that you are sapient?" I ask her.

"My species are in every country in equestria so i would think that you would know!" Now se was angry.

"Well sorry, i am kinda not from around here"

She gasps "You aren't from equestria? Are you a alien then?"

"Well maybe i don't know" i said shrugging my shoulders.

"By the way, why did you just hop on my hand and stay there?"

"I was chased by a manticore"

"What? Oh one of those creatures that look a little like a lion but have wings?"

"Yeah, and a scorpion tail" Holy moly those exists here?

"That's... unnerving"

"But they are only seen in the everfree forest and don't come out... usually"

"Thanks for the tip....i guess" i said. i picked up the corpse and started walking away.

"Hey where are you going?" She asked
"I am getting the fuck fuck fukcety outta here"

"Why?"
"Its not really you're business, now is it?"
"No..."

"Yeah that's right" i then started walking away towards what seemed like a desert ahead of me

A few minutes later

"i don't think this was a good idea..." I thought while walking through the desert.

I formed a tiny piece of ice and popped it in my mouth, just so that i don't die of dehydration. Wait do i even need to drink or eat? I think i need to eat something at least, well because i am a zombie after all. Brains maybe? I do have this corpse still with me... Its full of dirt and sand though.

I sighed, there is nothing here, just sand sand and some more sand... I'M SO BORED!

Then i got an idea "What if..." i looked at the corpse i was carrying and got an idea. "I could practice my moves on it, but that means i wouldn't be respecting the dead..."

"Ah fuck it." i said and put the corpse down. I then straightened its legs and freezed them in place so i could 'stand'.

"So... What should i practice?"
"Oh i always wanted to do this"

Freezed his back completely then i punched through it, so there was a giant hole in his back, but only the spine remains. Then i grabbed the spine, snapped it in half and lifted him up. I then proceeded to rip him in half and i threw the pieces of him a few feet away from me.

FATALITY
SUB-ZERO WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY

"Wait what?! Did i hear the guy from mortal kombat talking just now??"

I looked around me but i didn't see anyone here "what the hell?"

I then looked back at the corpse. "Well i don't have any use with you anymore. Sorry buddy" i said to the corpse. Even though i knew it couldn't hear me. And started walking away.

A few hours later

"Jesus christ on a stick how big is this place??" I yelled. Okay so now i know that i don't need to drink anything and i don't feel hungry BUT if i don't eat my body will start eating itself, so in other words i start to decay and that means i start smelling like shit.

Even though i ate just a few hours ago i need to eat again. So that means i need to keep brains or some meat in my pocket at all times. Now where to get meat in this desert?

"I hope i don't get fat by eating every hour..."

A few minutes passed as i was just walking somewhere, as i walked on top of a small hill i saw what looked like a giant bugs nest a mile away from me. It was black with some green in it and it was full of holes, but for some reason some of the holes closed up and new ones opened.

"What is that?" I asked seemingly no one.
"That, my friend is a changelings nest. If i we're you i wouldn't go near it" said someone behind me.

I turned around and saw the most weirdest creature i have ever seen

It had a goats head, a dragons tail his left leg was a hoof while his right one was a dragons leg. His right hand was a lions paw and his left hand was a birds leg (was it talon? Idk lol)
He had a giant tooth sticking out of his mouth. His eyes we're red and the part that is normally white was yellow

"Wow you look like a child's toy what was broken and then put together with other parts of other toys. And with that i mean that you look like the second weirdest mismatched being i have ever seen. And don't ask what is the first one" i shuddered "One word: internet"

"I am discord, the god of chaos and trickery" he snapped his fingers and a hat appeared on his head, he tilted it and then the hat vanished.

"Bill did it better.." I said
"What?"
"Nothing, my name is Tom... Nice to meet you"

"Yes very nice indeed" he kept looking behind me for some reason. I looked behind me and saw a frying pan floating in the air. "Wha-" was all i could say before it hit me in the face so hard that it knocked me out cold. The last thing i could think of was that "How the hell does somebody knockout a zombie!!??"

Author's Note

Here is the fatality.
He might do some of those... Might

Don't watch the video if you don't like gore or anything like that...