The magical zombie... kinda

by Kanna

I hate my life sometimes

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When i woke up i first thought that the world was upside down but after a few minutes i noticed that i was in a cocoon what was filled with some kind of green goop, and i am slowly spinning around.

"The hell?" I thought. The walls looked see through but barely, i tried looking out of the cocoon but the only thing i saw was black and some green lights in the distance.

"I need to get the hell out of here" i thought. I then tried freezing the goop around my hand but when i did it all of the goop suddenly turned into ice, thus trapping me in a thick layer of ice. "Well shit"

Pov shift changeling

I gasped when i saw that the cocoon that holds the weird looking creature suddenly turned to ice.

"Hey did you see that" i asked my brother who was on guard duty with me. "Of course i saw that you dummy, we need to report this to the queen" he said.

We both left quickly towards the throne room.

Pov shift Tom

"That was a really dumb idea" i thought. "Why in the name of hell did i think that was a good idea" i would bash my head in a wall for half an hour if i could move.

I then heard some talking from the other side, i tried to yell for them to help me but i couldn't move my mouth or anything else, so the only sound that came out of my mouth was "Mmm! MMMM!"

"Of course they can't hear me, wait... They might be the guys who locked me in this cocoon"

I then heard hoofsteps outside but the sound was muffled by the ice.

I heard someone talking. "Look what we have here, this little creature tried escaping it's little cocoon.

It sounded like two voices we're speaking at the same time. It sounds really odd.

I try to turn my head at the sound of the voice but the ice has a good 'grip' on me, i quess i can only move my eyes at this point.

"Oh he is rather powerful" said the two toned voice.

I then saw a black hoof that was full of holes come into my field of vision, then a second, third and fourth. The creature was now standing in front of me, i could only assume that creature was the one who had the weird voice.

Suddenly the ice around my head started melting off, i could move my head now. "Ah that's better" said the creature that was standing in front of me.

I looked up to see it better.

She i can only assume it's a she when i looked at it's slender figure and long green hair, she had black a coat is that a coat? It looks like it has a little bit of fur on the chitin. She had long green hair, a pair of fangs could be seen too, green eyes and she looked like she is a head smaller than me.

Oh and did i mention that she had a huge blush on her face? And she was giving me the bedroom eyes...

She smiled "You'll make a great food supply for me and my subjects"

"The fuck do you mean?" I asked genuinely confused.

"Oh you don't know?" she said while starting to circle around the ice and me. "We changelings feed off of love. Well we are actually emotion eaters and we can eat whatever emotion that is known but love tastes the best"

"Whoa there hold you're horses! We just met and you already want to get in my pants?! Yeah no way"

She just simply smiled at me and turned away, walking through a hole that appeared from the wall.

Suddenly i heard a familiar voice coming from behind me, "What happened to you? Oh did you get a booboo?" Asked the voice that was talking to me like i was a two year old.

"The fuck do you want?" I asked and looked towards discord.

"Oh i was just checking up on my new 'friend', how are you doing by the way?"

"Oh can't you see? I am trapped in ice like the fucking sole survivor" I said.

"Who?" Asked discord, totally confused.

"You wouldn't know him. So why did you come here? Did you come here just to annoy me or was it something else?" I asked him.

"You know that i can see you're magical capacity right? It's even stronger than mine, celestias, lunas and chrysalis combined and only that would be 10% of it." He said.

"Huuuh?! What the fuck is he talking about, i can't do magic, he's bluffing." I thought.

"Bullshit" i said.

"You know sompony-" "i am not a pony you retard" "-like you would be a very important piece in our plans" he continued as if i hadn't said anything.

I would be lying if i said that i wouldn't be even slightly interested in this but... I don't care what that old bastard's plans are, i just want to get the hell out of here and continue living my already shit life.

"- so that would make you a really big pawn in our chess game" I was snapped out of my thoughts after i didn't hear that old hag talking anymore.

"So what do you say? Want to join us?" Discord asked.

"You talk too much" i said. I felt that the ice has been melting off through out this whole conversation, it's pretty weak now so if i just... I start pushing myself upward off of the ground and the ice slowly starts to break off of me.

Then suddenly three giant cracks form on the ice and it breaks causing the rest of the ice fall off of my back and i get up.

"So would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP" I yell at him and punch him straight in his fucking ugly face.

His head goes backwards from the punch and he falls on his back.

I look down at him and i kick him in the crotch. "Hmm he's out cold, i thought that he would give me a better fight than that." I say as i started to freeze him in a giant cube of ice.

I took me a few minutes to freeze that son of a bitch untill i was 100% sure that he couldn't move and i started to look for a way out of this place.

A wall opened up and i walked through it, i couldn't see properly in the tunnels but i at least saw where the walls we- i was broken out of my thoughts again, because i walked face first into a wall.

"Fuck you too" i whispered to myself.

I turned left and started walking now this time with my hands in front of me.


It took me three hours to get out of that place that smelled like piss, three god damn hours!

When i finally stepped out into sunlight i felt as if my eyes were burning, i shut them and kept walking away from the hive. "Fuck you too sun"

Sometimes i hate my non existent life.

I opened my eyes and walked towards the way where the sun was setting.


Author's Note

I know it's rushed. Sorry

Also sorry for the long wait, i haven't had time to continue this story and i am truly sorry. I don't have a upload schedule so all of these chapters are all released when they are ready and only when they are ready.

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