Author's Note

Hiya everypony! I thought it was about time I do a villein story,now I found some old story ideas on a flash drive I had,and this was one of em,and tis true I love the show adventure time,but if ya wanna know what the Lich's voice sounds like just listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrlymHW0qU8

P.s if anypony wants to know what the old story ideas I had are lemme know and ill tell ya in pm ^W^ anyway hope ya enjoyed ^W^ and as a warning I have no idea where ima take this so it might end in a flop,if not then yay XD and for those who don't know what the lich king looks like here is a few pics,incase my description was bad.

With that being said, let's get started and if you like this story, share it with your friends and feel free to leave a comment below. Comments make me feel special. :P

Chapter 1

I grinned as I finished watching the latest episode of My Little Pony Friendship Is magic, to be clear, I was not a brony, I did not hate nor like the show, barely paid attention to it, but my roommate Matt payed me two bucks for every episode I watched, the only show I really liked was Adventure time.

I had watched all 186 episodes of Mlp and each time Matt payed me two bucks, he payed me ten to sit with him and watch the movie, so I had collected 382 dollars, two hundred of which went into my costume, oh I forgot to mention that didn't I? Well, there was a cartoon and video game convention tomorrow, I had spent most the money I had gotten from Matt, on a very life like Lich King costume, it had everything, but since I didn't like that one broken horn the Lich had, I had that fixed, the eyes of the costume would glow green from lights placed behind black tinted glasses glued into the mask itself, going to sleep I couldn't wait for tomorrow.

Waking up around 10:25 am I grabbed some breakfast and started putting on my costume, the convention was at a local mall, just three blocks away, so I wouldn't need to drive there, after getting my costume on I turned to Matt. "Well, what ya think?" I had the head piece 3D printed and then painted with the correct colors, a grey cloak that I had shredded at the bottom to make it look old and worn, the cape was the same color and held in place by a chain painted yellow and two rubies in the center of the parts keeping the cape on, and for the final touch a metal crown like the one from the show, it was a complete bitch finding someone to make a copy of the Lich Kings crown but it was damned well worth it because I looked just like the dude.

He gave a thumbs up. "From the pics of that guy I've googled ya look just like em aside from having four fingers and two horns." He was in a Discord costume, think Discord but humanized, he even had that stupid golden cane with the head of Twilight on it, as I have said before I don't pay much attention to the show but if you watch enough of it things like names tend to stick.

We walked to the convention, and split ways and agreed to meet back at the house in at five, walking to random booths I bought two double barrel sawed off shotguns from the Mad Max game for twenty bucks each, even fake shells for them, about 40, and I also bought a six shot .44 revolver from the game 'Red Dead Redemption' now some of you may wonder, why the fuck did ya just buy those when they had nothing to do with your costume? Its because fuck you, I can buy whatever I damn well please with my money, besides that they where hidden under my cloak and thus no one could see them.

I was just about to go hit the food court before I saw a stand that was run by a chick dressed as Fiona, a female version of Finn, walking up to the stand I noticed a bunch of things for sale, most looked like magic things you'd see in the show Adventure Time, but what caught my interest was the ten black and green orbs and a vial of glowing white stuff, most likely supposed to be a guardians healing blood like from the show, along with a book called the Enchiridion, the book of heros, it had all the gems in the center needed to open a portal to Prismo and everything.

"Nice costume dude, what ya gonna buy?" Wow, she sounded just like Fiona from the show, but those orbs looked just like the ones from the Mlp movie.

"I'll take the ten green and black orbs, the vial of guardian blood, and the Enchiridion please." I grabbed my wallet.

"That'll be fifty bucks." I handed her the cash and placed the items inside a pocket of my cloak, only for everything to turn blinding white and searing pain.

My skin and flesh melted away, my skull grew two curved back horns, and the pain became worse when I felt thousands upon thousands of years worth of knowledge shoved inside my skull, I would have screamed but I currently did not have vocal cords. I should have blacked out from the pain, but alas I was not that lucky, and was plopped into what looked like a crumbling throne in some kinda large stone room with no exit.

Trying to move I found I couldn't, I was just bones...fuck I couldn't move, I could only stare at one area of the stone floor to, this was gonna get boring quickly, but just as I was about to accept being a skeleton stuck in a tomb a large stone door pulled itself up and a weird blue cat thing walked in. "Finally after a year of perpetration, I have finally found the tomb of the Undead King, and this time Daring Do has no hope to stop me."

He walked up to my skeleton and pulled out a jar of green blood, a cup of red powder, and some kind of weird amulet that looked like a unicorn with wings along with a blood red gem in the center. He opened the jar and poured the red powder in, before putting the amulet around my neck and pouring the jar of green blood and red powder onto me.

Suddenly there was a flash of red and green before rotted flesh grew on my bones, and my eye sockets lit up a toxic green color and I was able to move again, standing up I looked at the being who did this, he looked like some Aztec god reject, I was about to speak before he started laughing like a classic movie villain. "Yes! rise once again so that you may rule with me! Ahuizotal!"

Before I was able to reply the sound of fighting was heard and a tiger of all things was thrown through the large door before an anthro gold colored pegasus walked in, shes gonna get sued for ripping off Indiana Jones I'm sure of it. "Ahuizotal ! stop this before its to...!" She saw me in all my bony glory and glared at Ahuizotal before running off after throwing down a small smoke bomb.

I turned to Ahuizotal after she ran off. "Where are we now and were is the nearest town?" It felt weird talking and hearing the Lich's voice and not my own if I'm being honest here.

He got out a map and showed it to me, there was no names on the map, just pictures of cities and villages. "We are in the Everfree Forest thirty miles away from us now the closest town would be this one." He pointed to what looked like a small village on the map, again there were no names on this map for some stupid ass reason.

"Then lets go, but I will not hesitate to shoot you if I need to." How was I gonna shoot him you might ask? Well the fake guns in my cloak felt heavier so I assumed they had become real like the orbs and vial of healing blood I had bought, which would also mean the book of heros would be real as well, We began walking in the direction of that town.

Daring Do was flying almost as fast as Rainbow Dash had when she made a sonic rainboom, her target was Ponyville to warn the town of the evil that had just been unleashed onto the world once again it took her almost two hours going at her top speed to reach the town, but it was well worth it as she flew into Twilight's castle.

And crashed right into the Princess Of Friendship herself as it was early morning causing Twilight to spill her coffee, her mug falling to the floor and shattering to a thousand pieces. "Sorry Princess! but we have a HUGE problem!" Daring helped Twilight up from the floor

Twilight rubbed the sleep from her eyes as she stood up. "And what would that be exactly?" She yawned, Spike hadn't even made any food yet.

"The Undead King has risen again and is most likely going to come here, he has to be stopped or else he'll kill us all."

Twilight's eyes widened and her horn glew purple before there was a bright flash and the rest of her friends where in the room with her and Daring, and Twilight narrowed her eyes. "Explain."

Daring cleared her throat. "Long ago there was a ruthless king who was said to be undead, as nopony could kill him, this was long before Equestria was founded before then it had no name, but this king's only goal was the extinction of all life, he would have gotten his wish had it not been for some unknown hero who defeated him, the Undead King's followers built a temple to him and had it sealed with him on a throne of stone and bone."

Twilight tilted her head. "And he's on his way here, now?"

Daring nodded her head. And Twilight rang the castles alarm causing the guards in said castle to rush for combat, getting their muskets ready for a battle in case the mane six couldn't deal with this threat, they would arrive far to late however.

Me and Ahuizotal had been walking for five hours, in that time I had a horrible migraine as random bursts of knowledge busted its way into my head, things like black magic, necromancy, things like that. I had also checked my cloak pockets and everything I had bought had become real, I had loaded each sawed off shotgun and checked the revolver, it only had six shots and I had a box of ammo on me for it that held 50 bullets for it, and to my surprise my Mp3 player and the headphones for said device.

Animals stayed clear of us sensing that it would not end well for them if they tried to make either one of us lunch, most likely me, about another hour of walking later we came out of the trees and saw the village that was on the map.

We walked into town, only to notice all the windows and doors had been boarded up from the inside and the town looked abandoned I was about to ask Ahuizotal just how old that map was before a rainbow colored blur shot into me knocking me back a few feet, the town sign had said 'Welcome to Ponyville, population two hundred.' so I knew this was that show Matt payed me to watch but an anthro version of it.

I threw the rainbow one off me and to the dirt before a lasso of all things was tied around me. "Hold on Rainbow I got'cha!" Applejack yelled and tried to yank the rope to pull me down, I was having none of it and green flames burned the rope to ashes.

Before Ahuizotal was able to react to this Daring do had kicked him in the side of the head ninja style and knocked him out before tying him up, I pulled out one of the pre-loaded shotguns and aimed it at her, before shooting both barrels causing her head to explode in a rather glorious fashion, and causing the rainbow one to scream bloody murder and dive at me from the air, when she got close I stepped to the side and grabbed her by the wings causing her to yelp. "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to hit strangers?" She growled and tried to get out from under me, so I tugged on her wings as hard as I could causing her to scream loudly as the sound of breaking bone and tearing flesh filled the air before her wings were ripped off and I picked her up by the throat before throwing her into Applejack causing Rainbow to black out from the pain.

Fluttershy who had been hiding behind Rarity suddenly flared her wings and glared at me. "How dare you..."

I looked around. "How dare I?" Again it was super fucking weird to have the Lich's voice.

Fluttershy's eyes widened as she used 'the stare' "How dare you! You do not come into MY home and hurt my friends! Now say sorry!"

I rolled my eyes and shot her in the shoulder with the revolver before aiming it at Ahuizotal and shot three shots into his skull, he was dead weight the second he got knocked out and would be useless to me, while the others had been distracted I walked off and saw a train station with a train just leaving the station, hopping onto the train just as the last car left the station I saw it was mostly empty and the car I was in was completely empty, I watched the town get smaller and smaller as the train chugged along, meanwhile Twilight had rushed Rainbow and Fluttershy to the hospital for treatment, completely forgetting about the Lich.