A Displaced Lich

It was hours later, Twilight and the rest of her friends where in the hospitals waiting room, Fluttershy's eyes where red and puffy, she had been treated and had a sling on her right arm to prevent her from hurting her should more, Pinkie's mane was strait, Rarity looked shocked, and Applejack was angry, while Twilight was pacing back and forth around the room, unable to sit still.

Another hour later a chocolate brown stallion walked out of a door and to the mane 5 "I have some good news, and some bad news." They leaned in to listen, not breathing. "Your friend will be fine and will make a swift recovery, but, we had to amputate what was left of her wings, I am truly sorry but there was no way to save them."

"Thank you Doctor, we are glad she will be fine, we will keep an eye on her, how long will she be here?" Twilight asked.

"About three days, the healing spells on her back should be finished by then, and the pain killers should also wear off by then." The Doctor nodded and walked off to check on others.

I looked out a window in the back and saw a giant mountain split down the middle perfectly like someone took a huge knife and sliced the mountain like someone would butter, I hopped off the train before it could pass the mountain, and started walking.

I wondered why I wasn't flipping the fuck out about being on another world, I think it was because the only person who will notice Im gone would be Matt, since I had no family to speak of and because Matt could pay the bills himself with all the cash he has, he has never told me where he makes so much money though, I was so lost in thought that I didn't notice the large crack in the earth until I fell in, and landed face first onto a large one eye'd goat skull.

Standing up I noticed I barely felt any pain from that, and noticed a weird gold thingamajig on the ledge of the little rock I was on, grabbing it I placed it into my cloak pocket, who knows might be worth something.

Looking up I slowly climbed back up, it took me three fucking hours to get to the top though, when I did I continued my walk up the mountain, and finally after almost six hours I reached a town that was called 'Griffinstone' if the sign was anything to go by, I saw a lot of anthro griffins, and some shops, I pulled the gold thing out of my cloak, still not knowing what to call the fucking thing, and was about to ask if anyone wanted to buy it, but before I could all griffins locked their eyes onto the gold thing in my hand.

"He...he has it, The Idol of Boreas, I can't believe after all this time it has finally been found." An elderly griffin with a scar over one of his eyes spoke and walked up.

All griffins bowed to me, after a minute this was starting to get weird so I spoke up. "Why the hell are you all bowing to me?" I still found it weird to hear the Lich's voice and not my own when talking.

The griffin with the eye scar spoke up, telling me the tale of the idol and how it had united them making them the envy of all other species. "So what your saying is, because I have this idol, you are making me the ruler of this kingdom?" Damn, if it was that easy back on earth there would be no need for nukes...or guns.

Almost every griffin said. "Yes pretty much." At the same time, it was a little fucking creepy, but then again so is a seven foot tall skeleton that looks like a zombie on crack and magic.

I rolled my eyes and went with it. "Well alright then!" I was led to a castle that looked to have seen better days, griffins where already working on repairing it, as a small explanation about why I dressed as the Lich, it was because I loved villeins, even the villeins from that mlp show Matt payed me to watch, but the best one in my opinion was the Lich, he only had one goal, the extinction of all life, and nothing would stand in his way to get what he wanted, and now I was him, aside from not wanting to kill everything like him, but now I had a base of operations to work from, and best of all? a fuck ton of minions to do as I wished and would kill if I told them to.

Walking back into the town I saw a gun shop next to a blacksmith shop, seems they didn't have steal or at the very least no one on the planet has discovered how to make it yet, the only known metals were copper, tin, zinc, lead, gold, silver, aluminum, and iron they also had flintlock smooth bore muskets, pistols, and I even saw a blunderbuss, one of the first shotguns. Looking at my own guns I had an idea and looked to the Enchiridion, I could break it at any time and cause the portal to Prismo the wish master to open at any point, I'll wait just a little bit longer till I know just exactly what I wanted to wish for.

Looking through a few books I had brought to me about Equestria I realized that Equestria was kinda fucked up, they banned non unicorns from making weapons and tools that wouldn't need expensive enchantments that would wear out with use, there was a law making it a crime to eat meat or blood even if you where an omnivore or a carnivore, and they had prohibition laws making alcohol illegal in any shape or form, and from what the griffins told me thestrals are part vampire bat and need blood and meat and are omnivores, but Celestia's house of nobles put up bans of consuming blood or meat in Equestria, and thestrals are provided with a 'fake blood' potion that barely gives them what they need but the catch is to get it you have to be part of the Luna guard, or struggle to afford it on your own.

Looking over to a few barrels of black powder I grinned thinking of an idea, but before it could be put in place I took the Enchiridion, and smashed it causing it to crack and ripple as a portal formed from thin air, and hopped in.

I was in a large yellow room with a large flat pink guy who was on the walls, Prismo the wish master, he spoke and sounded just like he did in the show. "What can I do for ya?"

I had planned what I was gonna wish for the second I saw the kind of firearms they had on that planet. "I wish, for a hundred wishes."

Prismo groaned. "I hate when they do that, fine what do you want?"

"First nice to meet ya, and my first wish is I want a sandwich with mustard, salami, lettuce, tomato, pickle, on white bread." There was a small flash of light and I was holding my sandwich. "As for my second wish I wish for two hundred M2 heavy machine guns in 50 cal with unlimited ammo for each, like in some video games, two thousand 1921 Tommy guns in .45 that have a 50 round drum magazines, a hundred M249 SAW's that shoot 50 cal and has a one hundred round belt fed contained in a metal box on the side of the gun, a few hundred SVT-40's in 50 cal, enough colt 1911 pistols to give every griffin who will join my army a side arm, three hundred pump action shotguns, and ammo for all of these and blueprints to make said ammo for all of these." I ran out of breath at the last part, was my wish op? sure! did I give a fuck about that? fuck no! Im the BAD GUY I don't give a shit If Im fighting cavemen with spears made of bone and stone or If Im fighting fucking aliens, I will use whatever weapons I damned well please!

With a flash of light a large military shed popped into existence by the castle that was four floors deep and filled to the brim with the weapons I had wished for.

"I also wish for trenches around my entire kingdom like the ones the Germans used in world war one." Another flash and my wish was done.

"Will that be all for now?" I shook my head.

"This last one will be it for now, I wish to have a way to come back here or talk to you for more wishes and secondly I need a fleet of planes, to be specific a fleet of P-51 mustang's a thousand strong, and to have unlimited fuel, and for a red light-saber, that will be all for now." With a flash I was back at the castle and had my sandwich in hand and a phone in my pocket that only had Prismo in the contact list.

Eating the sandwich I grinned thinking of all the destruction I would be able to cause with an army outfitted with MODERN weapons, and not the shitty flintlock muskets and pistols that everyone else used.

It was around three weeks later, Rainbow Dash had been released from Ponyville hospital and was living with Fluttershy since she could no longer reach her cloud home, and Fluttershy's shoulder had healed nicely due to healing magic there where wanted posters for the Lich everywhere he was wanted for harming two Elements of Harmony, despite the fact the mane six no longer had the elements they where still called the elements of harmony by most ponies.

Celestia sighed as she looked out a window in her throne room, her kingdom was turning into chaos, earth pony farmers where rioting due to the Cloudsdale Weather Corporation's latest price being two hundred bits more then last year, causing many farmers to resort to bootlegging due to the fact they couldn't pay six hundred bits for some lazy pegasi to move a few clouds here and there then nap for a few hours in the trees, they have to pay said pegasi by the hour and HAVE to pay them forty bits an hour, so you can see why the earth ponies would riot or revolt.

Many farmers had gone missing, almost all earth ponies in her kingdom where hiding, she had no clue where they could be, but she had gotten a letter saying that a large caravan of earth ponies had been seen headed to the ruins of the Griffin Kingdom, even thestrals had been abandoning there posts and hiding so they could hunt in peace and eat what they needed to eat, she knew the fake blood the nobles made them take instead of the blood and meat they needed was a poor substitute but she had felt it important to get the them back into Equestria and ready for her sister's guard before she returned, Luna had no clue about the fake blood being a poor substitute and if she found out that Celestia had lied to her she feared what Luna would do, but since Luna's guards where slowly leaving she had no choice but to tell her soon.

As for the Griffin Empire as it was now called, it was booming, the trenches around the empire's borders where manned with M2 heavy machine gun nests and griffin troops wearing desert military uniforms armed with Tommy guns and 1911 pistols, and the griffins armed with STV-40's where the snipers of the army, and most had a scope attachment on them to help with shooting targets, then there where the griffins who where armed with the M249 SAW's, they where the heavy's of the griffin army, a portable heavy machine gun that could be carried into battle, and the empire's new flag was a white fanged human skull with horns like mine and glowing toxic green eyes with a black background.

Training griffins to use these weapons was a little more easy then I had thought it would be, since they are so very different to the muskets and one shot slow loading weapons they where used to, but they got the hang of it pretty quickly, and I had introduced how t make steel, I mainly knew this stuff because I watched a lot of random youtube videos and documentaries on things such as world war two fighter craft, that was why I had wished for the mustang's because I just loved the way the plane looked and due to the fact it was one of the best fighters of the war, they had a Mk 2 heavy machine gun in each wing loaded with 50 caliber shells that could pierce through the thickest armors other kingdoms used, since said machine gun could shot through slabs of steel and concrete I don't think it will be much of a challenge to shoot through thin iron and wood, I looked to the map I had with me, and on it with a large red circle on it was the griffin isles. Soon it would be time to begin my plan to make this empire the largest in the world.