A man stood at the counter inside of the local bakery, the first human to have ever appeared in Equestria. He stood tall above the ponies around him, their heads coming up to his waist. He was talking to a cheerful pink mare who stood at the counter. Behind him stood a nervously shaking yellow mare with pink hair.

"E-excuse me." The yellow mare quietly mumbled.

The man turned around to look at the mare.

"Hey there Fluttershy, how's your day going?" The man asks.

"Oh, it's going fantastic so far, I was just wondering if I could talk to you for a second." The mare asks.

"Sure, let me just get my order then we can talk all you want, I'm not busy today." The man answers happily.

"Fluttershy! You didn't tell me you where here!" The pink mare shouts excitedly as she jumps over the counter and into the man, knocking him to the ground.

The man lands on his back with a thud.

"Ah fuck, damn Pinkie Pie, can you at least try to be careful." The man groans.

"Oh, sorry." The pink mare giggles.

Pinkie Pie then pulls Fluttershy into a tight hug.

"Erm, hello Pinkie." Fluttershy says nervously as she hugs her back.

The man looks down at his hands and sees a small pink cupcake.

"That isn't what I asked for but it's better than nothing." The man sighs. "Right, so what did you want to talk to me about?"

"Oh, I wanted to talk to you about something back at my house. If you don't mind." Fluttershy asks.

"Okay, we can head there right now if you want." The man answers.

"You're going already? But I wanted to talk to Fluttershy." Pinkie Pie pouts.

"Sorry Pinkie, but it's really important. We'll talk later, if that's okay with you of course." Fluttershy offers.

"Okay! I'll be here all day, the cakes are going on a date tonight so I get to spend the night with the adowable wittwe cuties." Pinkie Pie excitedly giggles.

"Right...." The man sighs.

The man and Fluttershy both leave the bakery, Fluttershy taking the lead as they head towards Fluttershy's house. The journey there was mostly spent in silence with Fluttershy taking glances at the man every few seconds.

"Are you okay? You look a little nervous.... More then usual I mean of course." The man asks.

"I'm fine, I just have a few things that I need to think about. I'll be fine." Fluttershy answers with a blush.

"I'll leave you too it then, just nudge me when you wanna talk." The man says with a smile.

Fluttershy's blush darkens and she wordlessly nods her head. The pair then continued the end of their journey in silence. As they approach the fence around Fluttershy's house she gently nudges the man's leg with her head.

"Hmm? Oh, are you ready to talk?" The man asks.

"Yeah, I'm ready to talk." The mare says as she takes a deep breath. "W-Will you be my *gulp* stallionfriend?" The mare asks with a squeak.

"Woah, I never expected that." The man says as a look of surprise spreads across his face.

"I-Is that a no?" Fluttershy asks with a sniffle.

"No, the exact opposite. I was just surprised that a cutie would ask me to be their stallionfriend. Big shocker. You're a 9 while I'm a 7 at best. Never thought I'd be in this awesome situation." The man says with a smile and a nod of his head.

the front door of her house bursts open and a bloodied, screaming mare falls to the ground.

"HELP! PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU!" The mare screams.

"Right.... Is that one of the things you were thinking about? If so, I can see why you needed to think about it on the way here...." The man says with a look of confusion on his face.

"YOU BITCH! I'LL STOMP YOUR EYES OUT YOU JEALOUS WHORSE!" Fluttershy screams at the mare.

"And here I thought this was gonna be boring." The man says with a look of interest on his face.

"I am so sorry, let me deal with her and we can get back to our conversation." Fluttershy nervously says as she steps towards her house.

"As long as you're not stomping my eyes out then whatever." The man says with a shrug.

"You're not scared?" Fluttershy asks.

"You guys are way too nice, I was expecting something like this from you guys to be honest. As long as it isn't me then I don't care.... It isn't going to be me right?" The man asks.

"Oh no, of course not." Fluttershy says dismissively.

"Then go for it." The man says with a thumbs up.

"WHAT THE HELL! HELP ME!" The mare screams at the man.

"Now that's just rude, shouting won't get you anywhere." The man says as he crosses his arms.

"Help, please?" The mare asks in a desperate tone.

"Alright, but just because you said please." The man answers. "Fluttershy?"

Fluttershy turns towards the man and snarls.

"Ah well I tried." The man says with a shrug.

"THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO?!" The mare screams.

"If it ain't you it's me, and on a scale of 1 to 10 on what means more to me, your life is a 5 while mine is a 10." The man explains.

"YOU'RE CRAZY! BOTH OF YOU ARE!" The mare shouts as tears stream down her cheeks.

"That's the thanks I get for trying to help you? So ungrateful." The man shakes his head.

"YOU MONSTERS!" The mare screams.

Fluttershy steps upto the mare and stomps on her head until it's just blood and pulp.

"Right, a little gross but it could be worse. And by worse I mean it could've been me." The man says.

"Right, can we head inside so we can talk? I need to hide her body." Fluttershy asks.

"I know how crazy chicks work, first it's rape then it's murder. How about it's just the first one and we forget about the second one?" The man asks.

"I wasn't going to do either." The mare giggles.

"Not even a little rape? Forefully sit on my face or something?" The man asks.

"You're more perverted then I thought." Fluttershy giggles.

"I'm only messing with you, so, how about some tea?" The man asks as he and Fluttershy head into her house.

Author's Note

Hey! Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed this chapter (the first of many in this trainwreck.) and I hope you continue to enjoy the other chapters.