"So, as I was saying before we were interrupted, I was wondering if you'd like to spend some time with me today?" Fluttershy asks as she sits down in one of her chairs.

"I'd be a fool to turn you down." The man answers with a chuckle. "A dead one at that."

"What was that?" Fluttershy asks.

"Hmm? Oh, nothing. I was taking a dreep breath, my lungs felt a little tingly so I thought it might help." The man answers.

"Give me a second and I'll bring us some tea through." Fluttershy says happily.

The man sits down on a small sofa, and by 'sits' I mean 'squats', and starts to think about the situation that he's now in.

'Don't think about her butt, don't think about her butt, don't think about her butt.' The man repeatedly thinks to himself.

The more the man repeated it the more he thought about the ponies rump.

"Fuck!" The man shouts.

"What's wrong?" Fluttershy asks as she pokes her head around the corner.

"Nothing! I just.... Sneezed! Yeah, sneezed." The man answers with a nervous smile.

"Oh okay, well the tea's nearly done, it won't be much longer." The happy mare sings.

The mare then dissapears around the corner.

'That butt though.... Wait! Genius idea!' The man thinks to himself.

The man the steps into the mare's kitchen.

"Would you like some help?" The man asks.

"Oh no, you sit down and I'll bring it through in a moment. If you don't mind that is." The mare answers.

"Wait a sec, there's a spider in your tail, let me get that for you." The man says as he steps towards the mare.

The man then grabs Fluttershy's tail and lifts it up just enough for him to see what's underneath it.

'BUTT! BUTT! BUTT! BUTT! BUTT! BUTT!' The man screamed in his head.

Fluttershy then quickly swivels around on the spot and covers her rear with her forelegs.

"P-PERVERT!" She 'screams'.

"There was a spider! I promise!" The man says in a panic.

"Y-You tried to look under my tail! I-I saw it!" Fluttershy squeaks.

The man then bursts out of the room and out of the mares house, followed quickly behind by a blushing and angry Fluttershy.

"Worth it, worth it, worth it, worth it...." The man repeats as he sprints towards Ponyville.

The man was then chased throughout Ponyville by the angry mare that he tried to peek on. It was incredible, at one point he tripped over and Fluttershy flew over him and into a wall. You should've seen it! But, you didn't. Shame really.

"GET BACK HERE!" Fluttershy 'shouted'.

"NEVER! I'LL NEVER TAKE RESPONSIBILITIES FOR MY ACTIONS!" The man shouts as he runs towards a house in the distance. "SAFETY!" The man shouts.

Fluttershy then slows down and lets the man run into the house without issue.

"I got away!" The man pants.

Fluttershy then opens the window next to him and flies through.

"I FAILED!" The man shouts.

"This is *my* house, you can't escape from me in here." Fluttershy growls.

"Wait a second, I ran around the entirety of Ponyville only to run straight back to your house?" The man asks.

"Yes, you did." Fluttershy growls as she spreads the fur on the back of her forelegs, revealing blades that travel from the top of her legs to her hooves.

"You can kill me later, I still wanna know how I didn't realise that I just ran what is basically a lollipop around Ponyville and then straight back to your house." The man shoo's her away.

Just as Fluttershy is about to pounce at him a loud whistling noise can be heard coming from the kitchen.

"Oh, the tea's ready." Fluttershy says as she happily skips into the kitchen.

"Did she just skip? I've never seen her do that." The man mumbles to himself. "What the fuck is going on?" The man asks himself.

Then man then shakes his head and sits on the gound. Fluttershy then walks into the room with a tray on her back with a tea pot and a pair of teacups on it. Fluttershy then uses one of her wings to hand the man a teacup already filled with tea.

"Thank you." The man says as he takes it from her wing. "So, what kind of tea are we having?"

"It's a nice green tea, Rarity told me it was really good for calming ponies down, I get stressed easily due to my nervousness so it might be helpful." Fluttershy answers as she takes a sip.

The man then takes a sip and sits silently for a few seconds.

"Ow." The man says.

"Ow? What's wrong?" Fluttershy asks.

"It burned my tongue, throat and now it's currently burning my stomach." The man says as he takes another sip.

"Then stop drinking it then!" Fluttershy says as she snatches the cup from the man's hand.

As soon as she realises what she did she immediately blushes, starts shaking and runs out of the room.

"Ow, my stomach hurts." The man says as he pats his stomach.

After a few seconds of being sat by himself in complete silence, he breaks the silence himself.

"I wish I had more of that tea." The man says with a sigh.

The man starts to gently pat his knee. He then speeds up his patting. He then starts to pat out a beat on his knee. Before long he starts to stare up at the ceiling and day dream about pony butts and generally just being a creep.

"I-I'm s-s-sorry for what I d-did." Fluttershy whimpers as she steps back into the room.

"Hmm? Oh it's fine, don't worry about it. It's my own fault for burning myself." The man explains.

Fluttershy then lays next to the man and nuzzles against him.

"Mind if I ask you a question?" The man asks.

"It's okay, you can ask." Fluttershy answers.

"How many ponies have been kidnapped and are currently in this house?" The man asks.

"There is about 4, why do you ask?" Fluttershy asks in return.

"Because there's a unicorn horn poking me in the back and it keeps moving." The man answers.

"I'll go take care of that." Fluttershy giggles.

Author's Note

Chapter 2! Wooo! I don't know what I'm doing anymore! Wooo! This story doesn't make sense anymore! Wooo!