Shiny vs Sunny

Once things had calmed down in the party place, the foals were placed in highchairs sitting around a table as they ate cut up pieces of pizza on their trays. Shining and Crystal hadn’t been able to slip away to the bathroom yet. So for now, Shining Armor was sitting with his friend Crystal Shard, who was squirming, unable to control himself while whimpering “I weally need to go! I dun wanna go in my diapee!”

“Dun ya have a twaining potty?” The regressed prince asked.

“Weft it at home! Besides, ya powmiced ya’d hewp me in the bathwoom!” Crystal Shard complained as he whimpered some more.

Recalling how Crystal Shard had helped him use the bathroom at the museum, Shining knew he had to help his friend. “I’ww teww Cady, she can take ya!”

Crystal Shard shook his head. “I dun know if I can wait fow hew to notice! Besides, I feew betew with ya awound!” He pointed a hoof to all the grown-ups that were busy cutting up slices of pizza, Cadence busy with Flurry and Fizzlepop.

Sensing that Crystal Shard was determined to do whatever he wanted to do, Shining started formulating an idea. He looked across to Sunburst and snickered. He still wanted to get back at Sunburst for rating out his secret candy stash, and still slightly resented the fact that Sunburst had aged up before him.

The little colt turned to his friend and whispered. “So ya wewaay needs to go to the bathwhoom, huh? No pwobwem, I gots an idea to get you to ta potty without ta gwown-up ponies noticing. And ten ya show me wha ya needed hewp with.”

Crystal Shard turned and asked back. “So wha’s the pwan?”

Shining Armor couldn’t help but snicker as he explained. “Wew, I am famous fow somethin’ cawed ta diapee dance. Basicawwy, is wike ta potty dance except I dun have to go potty,” Then with a wink he added. “The diapee dance is whewe if my mommy puts too much foaw powdew in my diapee I do a cute dance in my diapee to shake it off. Ta gwown-ups aww watch me and coo, and tey can’t hewp it. Is ta pwefect distwaction.”

Crystal Shard couldn’t help but burst into laughter, kicking his legs as he asked. “How is tat gonna hewp us tough?”

Shining Armor continued to explain. “Weww, I not gunna be doing ta dance! I gunna sneak into the diapee bag, puww out a bottwe of foaw powder, and pouw it aww down Sunny’s diapee. And whiwe he dancing and distwacting ta big ponies, you and I go to ta potty. We’ww have to be quick though, tey suwe notice we gone befowe wong.”

Crystal Shard gave a nod and babbled. “Tats a good idea now wets get goin befow I expwode! I ting is gonna be a big one!”

Shining gave a nod as he finished his pizza slice. Then after quickly making sure the princesses were all distracted, he slowly lowered himself down and waddled over to Luna’s diaper bag, snickering with glee. He slowly waddled over to the diaper bag watching Luna and Celestia busy talking to the other adults about their cute foals. When he saw that they were too involved into their conversation, the little colt started pulling out the foal changing items from the big blue diaper bag. He looked through the diapers, powder, foal cream, and embarrassing onesies, tossing them aside without fanfare. “Leave it to Princess Luna to go overboard.” He thought, then he pulled out a big, pink colored bottle of foal powder and burst into laughter. In a matter of moments he was going to get his revenge.

As Shining waddled off with the bottle of foal powder he saw Sunburst. Sunburst waddled over as he asked Shining. ”Wha awe ya doing with tat foaw powder? Ya have an accident?”

Shining Armor scoffed. “No, I dwy and cwean. I was gonna use this powdew fow an awt pwoject.”

Sunburst rolled his eyes. “Yeah wight, ya can’t make awt out of foaw powdew,” He shook his head. “Ya gonna do somthin’ naughty and gonna get in big twoubwe. I know it.”

Shining Armor smirked. “Weww, Sunbuwst, I guess ya can say tat you’we ta art!” He then opened Sunburst’s diaper and poured the entire bottle of foal powder down into the diaper before Sunburst could stop him.

The little orange coated colt turned around and squeaked, that was way too much powder! He started to jump around, spraying foal powder all over the place! Shining burst into laughter and ran off as Sunburst continued his diaper dance.

Shining turned to his friend and waved a hoof as Crystal Shard slowly pulled himself down. They watched as all the mares turned and dawwed at the diaper dance Sunburst was putting on.

The two little colts then ran down the hall. “Come on, huwwy!” Shining instructed as he led Crystal Shard away.

“Ya the gweatest, Cwoudy!” Crystal Shard cheered even as he concentrated all his efforts on holding back his need to go.

The two colts were almost out of breath when they reached the stallion’s bathroom. Fortunately, the stall doors were all open so they rushed into the closest one. The two looked up and awed at the toilet above, despite having seen it already they were still impressed by the majestic, white, porcelian throne that stood before them in all its glory.

Crystal Shard proudly stomped forward and shouted. “Otat, big potty! I gonna use ya and noting is gonna stop me!” He turned to Shining. “Ya bettew come on up hewe! I may need ya hewp!”

Shining suspected nothing. But he gulped a bit, knowing he was going to be in big trouble later on for this. He could already imagine Sunburst ratting him out. The regressed prince turned to Crystal Shard who tossed aside his diaper. “Wun be needing tat!” He said, before sitting down over the toilet bowl, taking care to position himself so he wouldn’t fall in.

Crystal Shard relaxed, taking a deep breath as he started to pee in the toilet. Shining shouted in encouragement! “Go on, Cwystal Shawd, ya can do it! Show that big potty who’s boss!” The little colt did just that, grunting as he pushed out a massive poop! Hearing the plop as it splashed down into the bowl, made Shining squeal as the other colt smiled.

“Tat was easy! So now I guess I wipe and fwush!” Crystal Shard proudly declared. “Potty twaining is such fun!”

Shining levitated over some rolls of toilet paper. “Wemembew ta wipe with these! Is aways good to wipe befowe you fwush!” He pointed to the little lever.

Crystal Shard took up the rolls and wiped as best he could, depositing them into the bowl. The little colt then nodded as he eyed the lever. That was when he turned to Shining and told him. “Wemembew back at ta museum when I saved ya fwom gowing down ta howe?”

Shining nodded, remembering that close call with the powerful flush. Suddenly, he began to realize something. “Wait, ya gownna fwush yasewf?!” He gasped in horror, hoping beyond hope he was wrong.

Crystal pushed the lever down with his magic, watching everything in the bowl swirl down the drain and disappear. “I just wanna see whewe it aww wets out! It wooks wike it’d be fun!”

“Bu why ya bwing me in hewe to teww me aww tis?! I not gonna fwush ya!” Shining protested.

Crystal Shard just grinned. “Ya gonna come with me!” He adopted the most pleading look he could. “Pwease, jus tis once? I pwomise I wun fwush mysewf again aftew tis, and I’ww take ta faww fow ya.”

Shining was going to protest and say no. But just then he heard the cooing voice of Princess Luna call out from afar. “Where are you, Cloudy and Crystal? You’ve got some explaining to do.”

“Quick, no time to wose! Take off ya diapee and jump in!” The little colt told his friend, pulling Shining’s diaper down and tossing it onto the floor! Before Shining could protest he was knocked into the bowl by a hoof from Crystal Shard, and could only watch as the little colt surrounded the toilet lever with his magic, forcing it down!

The toilet roared as it flushed and Crystal Shard jumped in with a splash! “Hewe we go! Weee!” He cried with delight as the swirling, draining waters surrounded the two foals, taking them with it on its journey.

Shining, thinking quickly, lit up his horn and enveloped the two in a small shield of sorts. It took everything he had. “At least it’ll protect us from the smell.” He thought as he then grabbed hold of Crystal Shard, right before the two were sucked down the drain and into the pipes!

Just as the toilet refilled with no traces of the foals anywhere, Princess Luna came trotting into the bathroom. She saw the diapers scattered on the floor in front of the toilet, but no sign of the foals anywhere. The princess of the night just sighed and shook her head, trotting out of the bathroom. “Clever foals. But you’re going to be in a lot of trouble for this.”

“This is wike a wattew swide!” Crystal Shard cheered as the two foals were swept through the pipes on a twisting, turning ride. “Whewe’s it aww wet off?”

Shining sighed. “Ya about to find out!” He pointed a hoof at a rapidly approaching opening. Suddenly, with a light sploosh the pipes ended and the foals plummeted into the sewers! The bubble bounced once as it touched the murky waters, then burst with a pop as both foals dropped into the muck rump first.

Crystal Shard stood up first. “Wow! Is tis whewe ya pee-pees and poo-poos go aftew ya fwush?”

Shining nodded. “Yeah. Is cawwed the sewews and tey vewy stinky!” He fanned a hoof across his nose. “Oh, I gonna be in so much twoubwe fow tis!”

Shard turned to Shining. “I sowwy, Cwoudy. But ya gotta admit the wide down was pwetty fun,” Then he looked around at the unfamiliar landscape. “Evewyting is so dawk and smewwy,” Then he shuddered. “Is it twue that awwigators wive down hewe?”

The regressed prince shook his head. “Dun be widiculous, tat’s just a owd mawe’s taiw. Awwigators wouwdn’t be abwe to suvive down hewe, it smewss wowse than dirty diapees. Now come on, we gots to get out of hewe!”

“How do we gets out of hewe, anyway?” Crystal Shard wondered as the foals trotted along.

The little colt simply replied. “We wook fow a dwain pipe ow a ponyhowe covew. The fiwst one we come to, we cwimb out of. Just wike those superheows I wead about in comics.”

So the two foals embarked on their very stinky journey, both wondering and fearing what would happen when they inevitably got found out. They’d be lucky if spankings were the worst they’d recieve.

At last, Shining’s wandering eyes spotted an opening. Light was streaming down from above. He gestuered a hoof. “Wets cwimb out though thewe!” He told Crystal Shard.

They slowly waddled over to the nearby ladder, their hooves clumsily grasping the sides of the ladder. It took a lot of stumbling before they eventually emerged back into daylight, a short distance from Spike Land.

“Hey, what are you kids doing here?!” A construction pony growled. “We’ve got to drain pipes to work! This is a construction zone, not a playscape!”

Another construction pony took a whiff of the foals and plugged his nose. “Dear Celestia, you two probably wandered off and fell down the open ponyhole! Where are your parents?”

“We… uh…” Shining struggled to explain the stiuation.

Fortunately, Crystal Shard stepped forward. “We got wost whiwe pawying and wewe tying to find ouw way back when we feww down the howe.”

The construction pony just sighed. “Well, we’d better get you cleaned up right away. And next time, don’t wander away from your parents. A construction site is no place for little ones to be exploring.”

The construction workers took the two smelly colts to a nearby house and explained the situation to the ponies in charge. They helped coach the construction workers on how to bathe the smelly foals and get them all cleaned up.

But the foals had one stipulation. “No need diapees! We potty twained!” The workers decided to take them at face value.

After the two colts were cleaned up, they trotted back to Spike Land where the disapproving faces of the princess met them. In the area adjacent to the playscape, Luna held up the discarded diapers and scolded. “Cloudy, I can’t belive you poured all that foal powder in Sunburst’s diaper and ran off with Crystal Shard. I understand you were helping your friend but that was really naughty. What’s even worse is that you both took off your diapers and ran away, you could’ve gotten hurt.”

Shining whimpered and babbled. “I know, I sowie. Cwystal Shawd had to go poopie and I pwomiced to hewp him.”

Celestia came over, putting the diapers back on as she smiled. “Well, you did have good intentions. It’s nice that you were willing to help your friend. But in the future, always ask a grown-up if you have to go potty so they can help you. Since it seems nopony got hurt though, Cadence, Luna and I all decided that your punishment is simple. Before we turn you back into a toddler you’re going to do your patented diaper dance.”

Shining eepped. “Wha?! In fwont of aww the foaws?!”

Cadence nodded. “Don’t worry, they won’t tell. If they do, they’ll get the same punishment,” All the foals around burst into laughter at the thought, and Shining squeaked in embarrassment. Cadence was now behind him and he gulped as she pulled the back of the diaper back. “You know what’s coming, sweetie.” She cooeed, pouring an overly generous amount of foal powder down.

The little colt squeaked in fright as the powder went down his diaper and he started to dance about, spewing foal powder out all over the room. It soon spilled out onto the ground as he bounced up and down, shaking his diapered rump. Everypony in the room burst into laughter, watching as he eventually stopped, plopped onto his diaper and grumbled. “Otay, I danced fow ya? Can you tuwn me back into a toddlew now? I weaned my lesson.”

Cadence obliged as she came over and gave the potion to Shining and Sunburst. Both grew up into toddlers as she cooed. “There we go. Now say goodbye to your friends.”

The two went over and hugged Crystal Shard and Crystal Clear.

“I gonna miss ya, Cwoudy!” Crystal Shard declared. “I pwomice, one day when I fuwwy potty twained, I gonna be a woyal guawd who’s not afwaid of anyting!”

Crystal Clear gave Sunburst a kiss. “Dun fowget about me, Sunny! Ya was wots of fun and supwer smawt! I hope I gwow-up to be just wike you!”

The group then left the pizza place and returned to the castle for bedtime. Luna plopped both colts into their beds and tucked them in. She then kissed them on the foreheads as she cooed, ”I hope you enjoyed your last day as little foals. Celestia and I will be going back to Canterlot, but Twilight is coming tomorrow!”

Both colts groaned and whined. “No!” Twilight was going to be an embarrasment for them on a whole different level.