I'm quickly finding that I don't like Equestria.

On the surface it seems like a pretty cool place. Most ponies are friendly even if you're unfriendly to them. It also helps that they haven't been at war since any of them can remember. Thing is once you've lived here a while, you quickly realize this place makes no sense! And even if there are no wars there's still plenty of danger to go around.

No thank you. I'll just stay inside!