For a lot of stallions, absurd means you totally failed at getting a date with suave moves.
For a lot of stallions, absurd means you're foals broke every possible breakable thing in the house.
For a lot of stallions, absurd means you were late for work and didn't remember it was Saturday until you'd already gotten to your office.

For one stallion, absurd means the Lord of Chaos asking for help on improving his chaotic ways so he can take over his homeland, in turn marrying a cake consuming goddess.
Then again, stranger things have happened.