“Alright time to head to the gym, but first… I need to deposit my legendary.” Mike sighed. “I don’t want to breeze through the gym.”

“Makes sense to me,” Alex nodded.

Red grunted as Mike walked up to the computer and did the deed. Alex and Red followed suit before walking outside and back to the gym.

“Who goes first?” Mike asked.

“Didn’t you say you wanted to go first?” Red asked him.

“Oh yeah...” Mike sighed then walked into the gym.

They were met by the most randomly designed nightclub they had ever seen.

“Is this a gym or a night club version of my room?” Alex asked.

“Um, I think we made a wrong turn,” Red said looking around in confusion.

“Oh no, this is a gym, it’s just the most random thing ever seen.” Mike deadpanned.

Suddenly a pink blur slammed Alex to the ground.

“Himyname’sPinkiePiewhat’syournamedoyoulikepartiescuzIlovepartiesohareyouhere-”A young pink skinned woman with fluffy pink hair said as she sat ontop of Alex before Alex put his had on her mouth.

“Are you the gym leader?” Mike asked.

The woman nodded rapidly.

“Can you slow down please, you’re talking way to fast, also can you get off me?” Alex asked.

“Okie doki lokie! My name’s Pinkie Pie and I’m the gym leader of the Manehattan gym, its electric because Gummy chose the type,” She said pointing to her pet alligator.

“Wait what? Your pet chose the type?!” Mike deadpanned. “Well I hope you’re ready as you are battleing a champion level trainer.”

“Yep he kept licking the electric socket while I was thinking of what type I should pick for my gym,” Pinke said with an inhumanely large smile. “And as for the campion trainer thing, well I guess I'm gonna have to get super serious! SIX ON SIX POKEMON BATTLE!”

“Alright, that sounds good!” Mike smiles and readies a pokeball.

“Okie doki lokie. GO EMOLGA!” Pinke squealed throwing out a pokeball and letting loose a flying squirrel esc pokemon with black fur on its back and white fur with yellow circles on its cheeks.

“Ugh anything but that.” Mike frowned.

“Oh god, satan has returned to torture us,” Alex said in horror.

“Go Tifa!” Mike shouts as the pokeball revealed a rock wolf. “Came prepared.”

“Nice,” Red and Alex said union.

“Jinx you owe me, a soda!” Alex laughed.

“Whatever dude,” Red said laughing, as he brought out his pokedex.

“Emolga, the demon spawn pokémon, they live in tree tops laughing at rotom's who aren't fast enough to grab berries from the tree before their fat asses grab one,”

“That doesn’t sound right,” Red said.

“Fuck you, I’m the Pokédex,” The dex beeped.

“Um, I think my dex has been possessed by a Gengar,” Red said looking at it in unease.

“Nah it just knows how evil these things are,” Alex reasoned.

“Alright ready?” Mike smiles.

“Volt switch!” Pinkie said.

“Use Accelerock!” Mike shouted.

The werewolf dashed forward at blinding speed, nailing the Emolga dead on, knocking it unconscious.

“PokéJesus has come to save us,” Alex said tearing up.

“Nice crit,” Red whistled.

“Well done Tifa!” Mike smiles.

“Aw you guys are too mean to my Emolga,” Pinke pouted as she placed her hell spawn back in its ball, “Go Jolteon!”

“Finally, a pokémon I recognize,” Red sighed.

“Tifa, you did you best!” Mike says as he returns his pokémon.

“Oh by the way, substitutions count as a faint,” Pinkie said.

“What! That's like... banned by every league ever!” MIke exclaimed.

“What’s wrong the camp level trainer can't deal with a extra rule?” Pinkie taunted.

“Maybe had you said it BEFORE we started, but saying it now counts as cheating!” Mike shouted before he sighed.

“It's not cheating if I don’t get caught,” Pinkie said.

“We have a ref right there that heard it all!” MIke shouts as he points to the ref.

“Jolteon is eliminated, on account of foul play,” The ref said.

“I will expect the rule form now on okay, don’t think I’m heartless.” Mike said as he threw out his pokéball and out came a big gecko. “Lets go now, Ven!”

“Go, Emolga!” Pinkie grinned sending out another one.

“The demon multiply! You can see its darkness in its soulless eyes!” Alex screamed.

“Ok time to nuke it,” Mike starts to do a strange dance. “Use Bloom Doom!”

“Praise be to Lord Mike!” Alex said tearing up.

“Well shit,” Pinkie said as a field of flowers one shot her Emolga.

“Okay, but how?” Red asked in confusion.

“Grass type Z move, Red.” Mike smiled.

“I see,” Red said taking out a book and making a note of it.

“Alright go-” Pinkie began.

“If it's another fucking Emolga i'm going to strangle you,” Alex glared.

“Oi watch your tongue challenger, besides if she does I’ll strangle her myself,” The ref said pointing at Alex.

“Please, for all our sakes, don’t send out a third one.” Mike begged getting on his knees.

“Um…. be right back then,” Pinkie said dashing away real quick and coming back, “Go Zerora!”

Suddenly another Emolga was sent out.

“SERIOUSLY!” Mike shouted in utmost disdain.

“Out of this gym, OUT OF THIS GYM,” Alex said, spraying garlic at the Emolga.

“Emolga is eliminated because I'm sick of Pinke sending them out,” The ref saId deadpanning.

“I'll be nice, and say it will not count as losing a pokemon, if she sends out anything else that is not an Emloga!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mike said.

“Fine,” Pinkie said, “Besides, the writers won't shut up about me using all the same pokemon, go Zapdos!” causing a large yellow bird to appear.

“A legendary?! Wow nice choice.” Mike said looking impressed.

“Okay my turn,” She grinned, “Use Air slash!”

“Dragon pulse now!” Mike yelled.

“Zappy, dodge and finish this,” Pinkie yawned.

Zapdos easily dodged the attack and slashed the Sceptile unconscious.

“Ok you did your best, now go, Randy!” Mike said throwing out his pokéball and letting out the wrestler tiger.

“Oh it's him again,” Red said with a smirk, “Pinkie doesn't know what’s coming next,”

Mike smirks. “Use Night Daze!”

“Wait, that wasn’t in his move pool,” Red said in shock.

“His what,” Alex asked in confusion.

“The pool of moves a pokémon is able to learn,” Red said.

“You like surprises? Well, when Randy gets hit, he will reveal his best trick.” Mike smirked.

“Oh I get it now,” Alex said grinning at Randy.

Out from Randy, a wave of dark energy washes over the battlefield.

“Alight use Thunder!” Pinkie commanded causing Zapdos to launch a huge bolt of lightning down at Randy, missing him by a long shot.

“Dark pulse!” Mike called out.

“Dodge it Zapdos,” Pinkie said to Zapdos as it tried to dodge the attack, narrowly grazing him.

“You messed up! To use thunder, it had to take energy from somewhere. Now then, Signal Beam!” Mike commanded.

The attack hit Zapdos dead on, slowing it down a bit.

”Wait, how the fuck did a fire type use a bug type move?” Red asked in frustrated.

“Pinkie, try to land an attack for once.” Mike taunts.

“Zapdos lock on!” Pinkie said, “Then use Thunder Shock!”

“Just trust me and take it!” Mike ordered.

Randy nodded and took the attack head on kicking up a cloud of dust.

”On no a Dragon Ball Z reference!” Pinkie gasped.

What came out of the smoke was not the tiger, but a black wolf with a red mane. “Surprise. It's my Zoroark, Draggo.”

“See Red… Red?” Alex said turning to the dumbstruck Red.

“Red .EXE Has stopped working. Please reboot and try again,” The dex said.

“Hmm, ok,” Alex said bringing out his carracosta, “Use Surf!” A flood of water blast Red onto the ground and Alex found himself running from a very angry Charizard who was blasting Flamethrower at him.

“Okay now, lets keep this going. Use Dragon Pulse!” Mike shouted.

A dragon head made of pure energy launched at Zapdos from the mouth of the dark furred pokemon.

“Oh no! A non canon Dragon Ball reference!” Pinie gasped as the head hit Zapdos, slamming it into the wall making a crater in the wall.

“Alright, one more move should do it. Flamethrower!” Mike said with passion.

“Gigavolt Havoc!” Pinkie said doing a little dance as energy came from her bracelet and empowered Zapdos.

“Give it all you got!” Mike roared.

The blast of electricity hit the flames, causing the two beams of elemental energy to dance in the air for a few stunning seconds before Zapdos won out, knocking the Zoroark unconscious before it fell to the ground panting.

“You did your best, Draggo. Now get some rest.” Mike returns draggo. “Now for real this time! Go Randy!”

“How did you do that, Is it a move, some kind of ability what?” Red said grabbing mike by his shirt as his Charizard and Alex’s Carracosta rested behind them.

“Just look up Zoroark in the pokédex.” Mike said. “Now let me battle ok?”

“Oh right,” Red blushed before checking the pokédex and making a note of it in his book.

“I would recommend you return your Zapdos, as its very low on energy at this point.” Mike said.

“Maybe you're right…” Pinkie said, “Zapdos return, you did great” she said as she returned her pokemon to its ball,” Go Zeraora!”

“What the heck is that pokemon!?” Mike exclaimed.

“It's the legendary the Element of Laughter gave me! Well technically mythical but eh who cares,” Pinkie shrugged.

“Randy we have to stay on guard!” Mike warned.

“Okie dokie, Zeraora use Plasma Fist!” Pinkie said.

“Ee gads, another Dragon Ball reference?” Alex asked.

“Try to take it the best you can, use your training!” Mike shouts.

“Nani? Another? What is this, a super saiyan bargain sale?” Pinkie asked. “If we keep making dragon ball references the writers will have to put a Dragon Ball tag on this fic,”

The plasma fist hit Randy head on but didn’t do much more than cause him to stagger him back a bit.

“Earthquake!” Mike shouted.

“Well fuck you too,” Pinkie said as the ground fractured and sent Zeraora flying.

“Ok now use Darkest Lariat!” Mike shouted.

“Fuck, this again,” Red cursed. As the tiger spun with dark energy surrounding it and slamming into Zeraora.

“Zeraora is unable to battle, point Mike, The reff said.

“Can you keep going, Randy?” Mike asked.

Randy gave him a nod and confident smirk.

“Go Electivire!” Pinkie said throwing out a large yellow furred pokémon with black fur having a band like design on its forearms and forehead, with a large solid black line circling its head and going down its torso, as two cables came from its back with a necklace that had a stone dangling from its neck.

“Wait a second, is that a mega stone!? since when was it able to mega evolve!?” Mike exclaimed in shock.

“You may have had plot armour before this point, but now, I have plot armour! BEHOLD! Mega evolve Electivire!” Pinkie said as it morphed into a dragon like version of himself with giant plugs on its forearms.

“Well if your gonna do that, I'm gonna give the challenger a single boon, as he did not know the substitution rule prior, he can have his sceptile back,

“Thank Arceus! I have a shot!” Mike cried tears of joy.

“Your anime style tears will not save you Mike-kun” Pinkie said grinning.

“Since when are you Japanese!?” Mike exclaimed.

“Since I watched every episode of Jo Jo,” Pinkie said, “NOOOOOOO. Another anime reference! Are you trying to kill me with your filthy references you writers you!”

“You get my references and you will love them,” The author said with glee.

“One day I will avenge my clan, Author-Kun!” Pinkie said, her eyes turning red and gaining a shuriken like pattern.

“Pinkie, this isn’t a crappy naruto fic, this is a crappy pokémon fic, get it right,” The author scolded.

“My bad,” Her eyes returning to normal.

“Ok can we battle now?” Mike deadpanned.

“Very well,” Pinkie said said getting serious, for Pinkie pie at least.

“Randy, use Earthquake!” Mike said.

“Everyday a electric pokemon gets hit with an earthquake, don't drink and drive,” Pinkie said turning to the audience, “Oh wait I have plot armor, thanks to my Electivire’s special ability, levitation, so I can just flip your Earthquake off,” She said giving the attack the bird.

“Well shit, she just negated my Earthquake.” Mike sighed. “I guess i have no choice. Flare Blitz now!”

“Surprise plot armor, my mega Electivire is a dragon electric type for some reason now,” Pinie said.

“Pinkie,” A misshapen being said popping in, “Stop abusing the plot! At least not without me present so I can watch these guys suffer,”

“That's it! I don’t care what this does, to me.” Mike does a new dance. “Ultra Terra Quake!”

“Oh no, anime protagonist plot armour! It negates Pinkie’s own plot armor because of the magic of bul- I mean friendship,” Discord said in feigned shock.

“Did someone say friendship?” A purple skin mare said bursting in.

“Go home Twilight, you get introduced in the next chapter,” Pinkie said looking annoyed.

“Pinkie is abusing plot armor!” Mike quickly yelled out!

“Nani, you can break the fourth wall?” Pinkie asked in shock.

“Uh... kind of somewhat?” Mike said confused.

“My ki is rising, overflowing!’ Discord said gleefully.

“ARGH!” Pinkie said grabbing Discord and choking him,” NO MORE REFERENCES!!!” She then tossed him out the door.

“My cabbages!” The man from outside cried.

“Shit, a Johnny Bravo reference and an avatar reference,” Alex said looking impressed.

“Let's just end this already! Use Flare Blitz! And give it everything” Mike shouted.

“Electroville use Draco Meteor!” Pinkie said, making large meteors fall from the ceiling.

“WHAT!? STOP ABUSING PLOT ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Mike said as Randy seems to dodge them all without even seeming to be trying.

“NANI!? ULTRA INSTINCT REFERENCE, well then prepare for anal destruction!!! Terravolt!!!” Pinkie shouted before a black dragon came out of nowhere and slapped Pinkie. Before saying into everyone's minds.“That's my move bitches,” and flying away.

“Oh you just got served!” A yellow tiger pokemon said, running into the room and... into their minds before dashing away.

“What was Raikou doing here?” Alex asked.

“I’m trying to figure out how this became a shit show of memes and references,” Red sighed.

“Okay, let's just take this as this crazy person's... well crazy... and move on!” Mike whined.

Pinkie nodded ,now noticing that their pokemon had fallen asleep from boredom.

“Your pokemon have no fucks to give, and quite frankly neither do I, they are both eliminated,” The ref said.

Mike returns Randy. “It's up to you, Ven!”

“Go Zappy!” Pinkie said, sending out a Pikachu, “It's the mascot, so it must be strong, especially since it has its light orb,”

The pikachu froze,”Pi, Pika pika chu,” It said bashfully.

“What do you mean you forgot it at the Indneigh restaurant last night!?” Pinkie questioned.

“Pika pika,” It said angrily.

“Yes I know it gives you indigestion,” Pinkie replied.

“Pika chu!” The Pikachu said angrily.

“Yes I know you couldn’t feel you legs for a few hours from sitting on the toilet, but I don't unde-”

“Pi,”

“Okay we’ll go get it after this battle,” Pinkie said in annoyance.

“Pikachu,” the mouse said, content with the outcome.

“Okay, let’s go Zappy,” Pinkie said taking a deep breath, “Me and Zappy have been bestfriends since I was a filly, now behold our synch!”

“Pikachu!” It said confidently as he and Pinkie were surrounded in a blue aura, and Pikachu was consumed by a storm of electricity causing his stripes to turn pink and him to gain some pink fluff on his cheeks.

“Come on that's super plot armor time 20! You can do that just like Ash!?” Mike frowned.

“Not really, anyone with a close bond with their pokemon can do it,” Pinkie shrugged, “funny you should mention Ash, there was a guy called Ash that sweeped my entire team, with only one pokemon”

“Wow, so it is the same Ash. Then let's settle this!” Mike smiled. “Let's start with Giga Drain!”

“Zappy! Dodge it and use Thunderbolt,” Pinkie said as her pokemon jumped up, dodging the attacks and launching a powerful bolt of electricity at the Sceptile.

“This is it, the moment I was hoping for. Use Frenzy Plant!” Mike shouts.

Ven slammed the ground, causing a ripple in the ground before several vines began to rupture out of the ground and slam into the Pikachu.

“Pikachu is unable to battle, Victory Mike,” The ref said.

“Alright we did it!” Mike smiled.

“Aw… Oh well here ya go!” Pinkie said handing Mike a badge shaped like Discord’s face.

“What the? Why is shaped like discord face.”

“Because of all the chaos you have brought to my gym, now lemme heal my pokemon so I can battle your friends,” Pinkie said walking into a back room as the pokemon center theme filled the room.

“Do-do do do do do,” Alex hummed with a smile.

“Where did that music come from!?” Mike exclaimed.

“For your sanity,, don’t question it,” Red said shaking his head.

“Okay, who’s next?” Pinkie asked.

“Let's do rock paper scissors!” Alex said excitedly.

“Nah, you go first Alex. I don’t want any more surprises,” Red said shaking his head.

“Um ok,” Alex said shrugging.

“Ok I'm going to do away with the substitution rule for this battle,” Pinkie said.

“I see one fucking Emolga...” Alex said gritting his teeth as he grabbed a pokeball with a gray top and orange spike coming out of it, “Go, Shadow!”

The ball released a tall, red skinned crocodile with eyeglass like markings on its eyes.

“Oh, going with a ground type first, good to see you have a brain,” Red said smirking.

“Hey! I heard that!!!” Alex said growling.

“Hehe, go Galvantula!!!” Pinkie said bringing out a large yellow furry spider.

“Oh cool, a Galvantula!!!” Alex said with a smile.

“Hmm, never see that pokemon before, it reminds me of Aridos,” Red said bringing out his dex.

“Galvantula the elespider, they employ an electrically charged web to trap their prey, and while its is immobilized by shock they leisurely consume them,” The dex beeped.

“Bug electric….? Alex be careful!” Red said, “That thing is super effective against Shadow!”

“I got this, Shadow! Stone Edge!” Alex said.

Shadow roared as several sharp stones began to fly around him before he dashed at the large spider at blinding speeds.

“Okay, grab them up with Electrical Web!” Pinkie said.

Galvantula spat out a large web, stopping several of the stones and dodged out of the way of the last few.

“Okay now, Signal Beam!” Pinkie said.

“Shadow, Dig!” Alex said.

Shadow then dug down into the dirt that randomly appeared out of nowhere.

“Wait how did he-” Red began.

“Don’t question it.” Mike reminded him.

Red gave him a quick glare before returning his attention to the fight.

“The plot armour is strong with you young skywalker,” Pinkie said.

“I thought you were done with references?” Alex said witha grin.

“THAT’S IT! IM DONE WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING REFRENCES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING FIC!!!” Pinkie said.

“Gasp another reference!” Alex said in surprise.

Pinkie screamed and tackled Alex to the ground.

“Enough outta you!!!” Pinkie said.

“The gym leader is disqualified for assaulting the challenger… again, do me favor and finish this up, or she’ll be whining all day,” The ref said facepalming.

Pinkie began to laugh creepily as her hair went straight.

“Um, I think after Red and my battle you should put a ‘Beware of bat shit crazy gym leader’ sign up for a few… years,” Alex said getting creeped out, “Maybe get her friends or something… seems like this is a friendship esc problem,”

“Did someone say friendship?” Twilight asked bursting into the room again, flaring her wings in excitement.

“Were you waiting outside for someone to say friendship,” Red asked while raising his eyebrow.

“Yes,” She said taking out a cup of coffee.

“Okay, I’m just gonna take that,” Red said grabbing the cup of coffee.

“HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY BABY!!!” She shouted blowing off Red’s hat.

“Oh shit,” Alex said as Red’s eyes were covered in a shadow and Red’s battle theme began to play in the background.

“You wanna have a bad time,” Red said bringing out an ultra ball, “Kick her ass Mewtwo,”

Mewtwo came out with an unamused glare.

“Go Uxie!” Twilight said, throwing out a small hovering pokemon with a yellow helmet like head.

“Mewtwo, use Dark Pulse,” Red said in monotone.

Mewtwo shot a pulse of pure dark energy slamming Uxie to the ground.

“Wha wha, but no non legendary should be that strong!” Twilight said.

“Excuse you,” Mewtwo said into her mind, glaring at her.

“You’re not in the list of legendary pokémon, which meaés you're not a legendary, sorry buddy,” Twilight said shaking her head.

“Why you little…” Mewtwo said getting really pissed at this little... err... pegacorn?

“Easy, Two, she doesn’t know badassery when she sees it as evident with...whatever that is,” Red said pointing to Uxie.

“This Uxie is the legendary pokémon of-” Twilight began.

“Losing in one hit like a bitch?” Red asked.

“Knowledge,” Twilight glared.

“Well I guess you learned not to bring a bookworm to a pokémon battle,” Red smirked as he and Mewtwo put on sunglasses and fist bumped.

“Be glad it wasn’t my legendary you insulted. He would have ended you.” Mike warned.

“Okay one, where did you get those, and two, which legendary are you talking about sir? Rayquaza or Giratina?” Twilght asked.

“Not one you have discovered yet, but you would lose quickly to its power.” Mike smirked.

“And as for the glasses, its because I’m mother fucking Red,” Red smirked.

“Guys, can I smirk too?” Alex asked with puppy dog eyes.

“When you have something to smirk about!” Mike shouted.

“Well I did just sweep Pinkie’s team so…” Alex said.

“That is cause for smirking, when she was using her eight badge team.” Mike sighed.

“Yay!” Alex said smirking happily.

“Wha- HOW!?” Twilight asked.

“Oh, Pinkie kept using Thunderbolt cuz she got pissed, so I just spammed earthquake,” Alex said.

“Ah, just like in the good old days,” Red smiled.

“Seeing as you beat the Professor, you can just take his badge, I’m going to bed,” Pinkie said looking depressed.

“I'm going to go hug her until she feels better, good luck on your journey,” Twilight said.

“I was gonna do it, but… Okay,” Alex said smiling as he ran outside.

“Alex... don’t ever change.” Mike smiled and raced out after him.

“Hey Red!” A familiar voice said from behind Red as he walked out.

“Blue?” Red said turning around.

“Sup loser, Smell you later!!!” Blue said running off.

“OH NO YOU DON'T! I'M GONNA GET TO THE POKEMON LEAGUE FIRST YOU LITTLE SHIT! RIGHT AFTER I WHOOP YOUR ASS!” Red yelled dashing after him.

“Hey where is Red going?” Alex asked Mike.

“He saw Blue.” Mike said.

“Come on let's go after them!” Alex said dashing after them.

Mike smiled and sent out Tifa, riding off into the sunset after them.

Author's Note

We're making mega's for mns who deserve ones so go ahead and comment ideas for new megas down below